The Get Up Show Podcast

Of all the ways to get out of being at work 17.02.2026 1:33 ↓

This sounds like a TERRIBLE plan!

Are you a desk shrimp? 17.02.2026 1:19 ↓

As delicious as it sounds it's not great for your health

Is Target's new greeter policy working? 17.02.2026 1:16 ↓

Have you noticed the greeters being extra chatty recently?

Finders keepers? 17.02.2026 1:29 ↓

If a box of jewelry gets shipped to your house do you get to keep it?

Sad times... frozen juice concentrate is going away 17.02.2026 1:38 ↓

So many memories... good bye sweet friend

Matty's war with birds 17.02.2026 1:38 ↓

First the turkeys, now a flock of birds is defacing his property

Kid swims miles to save family 17.02.2026 0:53 ↓

In other news, same kid never grounded again

People drank a 150 year old "beer" 17.02.2026 1:35 ↓

I mean it might have been "beer" or it could have been other old liquid... not trying it either way

There's a really sweet goat obituary out there 17.02.2026 1:36 ↓

Sonny! Gone too soon

How to mess with a noisy neighbor 17.02.2026 1:34 ↓

In his defense, he tried the nice route first

Ways you show your age 17.02.2026 1:47 ↓

If you say these things you might be showing your age paw-paw

What would your last meal be? 17.02.2026 1:52 ↓

There's a restaurant that serves the "final meal" from famous death row inmates

A boxer lost his hair during a fight 17.02.2026 1:34 ↓

The toupee came clean off... pretty cool

Are you still washing your hands? 17.02.2026 1:49 ↓

If so, are you doing it right?

Here's some Southern foods you can't find anymore 17.02.2026 1:33 ↓

In other news, here's some Southern foods you maybe didn't know were a thing in the first place

This just in... the hole on nail clippers is for... 17.02.2026 1:50 ↓

A keychain? Really?

Would you tackle someone in public if they did something wrong? 17.02.2026 1:36 ↓

A person jumped security at TSA and a random dude tackled them

A couple hid tiny ducks around their house for their cleaning person to find 17.02.2026 1:20 ↓

In other news, the cleaning person hid day old shrimp around their house for them to find

Good polar bear news, bad polar bear jokes 17.02.2026 1:30 ↓

Sorry... this had to happen

Wait, these Costco chickens aren't good for me?! 17.02.2026 1:44 ↓

Another day, another lawsuit

Totally real and not fake time traveler is in the news 17.02.2026 1:31 ↓

Again, totally real... trust us

A woman is terrified of... frogs 17.02.2026 0:40 ↓

I'm sure when she tells people about seeing them they were the size of cars

Strong guy shows off by carrying heavy stuff 17.02.2026 1:11 ↓

TBH... I'd do it too if I could carry those things

Adults are learning about food safety from... 17.02.2026 1:33 ↓

AI cartoons?

Sweet orange traffic cone collection 17.02.2026 1:37 ↓

How many dangerous situations did you cause by snagging those?