The First Hour

We finally hold up our promise and discuss Rocket League. It may take over a year for us to finally do what we say we're going to do, but we still do it. This week Jacob, Matt, Jarin, and Alex talk about their favorite car soccer game. The boys also sneak in some trademark beanie tricks! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Get up off your keester. He doesn't reward a sleeper. You can't take a breather. Become the number one seeker. This is Jesus's easter feaster. Christ Games Ltd. has commissioned the crew to create a theme song for Jesus's Easter Feaster 3. Matt dusts off the AI song creator and joins Jacob, Jarin, and Alex in creating the ultimate telling of Easter. Send us Fan Mail Support the...

This podcast is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and we're all out of ass. Tempers flare in this epic alien-filled adventure.  Come see who has the best Duke Nukem voice. Roocifer buys another 8MB of ram and upgrades the sound board. Are Duke quotes a form of art? When will gaming get back to letting you use in-game toilets? Does this game even have a story? Is this Alex's final epis...

Five participants and not a single one is Roocifer. This week we played Kirby Super Star for the Super Nintendo. The boys flaunt their sucking abilities in head to head battle, winner takes all. Visor is put on tribunal for his insidious beliefs of candy corn. Roocifer is absolutely cooked, flipped, and grilled, all while not being present to defend himself. Jacob and Jarin share a household, but...

The hit FPS that's taking the nation by storm. Krunkel Strikers is a Discord based FPS with blazing fast gameplay and graphics that ooze with attitude. Let these two veteran gamers, Roocifer_xx_n00bpwner and Jacobchef360xXx open your eyes to this underground FPS that you do NOT want to be caught sleeping on. This is also probably just us testing some new software, so consider it a bonus. Send...

Join four leather-clad grizzled veterans of the hog industry for a review of Full Throttle for the PC. This week we try out absolute hardest to keep our lips off of everything in sight. Who wins the Harley Davidson swag-off? Roocifer continues the season 3 musical theme with a rendition of Keith Urban's 'Old White-Yellow Pickup Truck'. To quote the editor: "Idk these guys kept...

Four young men follow a dusty duck around the globe. Duck facts galore (and no, we don't share THAT duck fact). Will we find ourselves in a grocery store quandary? Could a car soccer game be on the horizon? Will Disney sue us? Migrate over to this episode of the first hour podcast as we take flight into QuackShot, starring Donald Duck. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefi...

Don't play this one in church! Join Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex as they combat the legions of metallic and organic demons of chaos, because this week we played Chaos Legion for the PS2!  Battle demons, summon legions,and embrace cosmic chaos. T̴̫̥̱̞̊͌̇͌̇̚ḩ̶̲̃́̂̾e̶͇͈̦͓̗͒ ̸̧̫͈̳̃̓̾̃ͅc̸̗̹̼̈́͛̋͛̽͠h̴̫̘̪̥̘̆͊́ạ̴̡͓̝̳̤̉͊̑́͝͝ơ̵͕̖̬̔͋̕͝ş̸̞̟̤̻̙̀̿͂ ̶̩͉͙̱̫͘͜l̶̛͍̳̰͎͑̈́̌ȩ̸̤̻̞̈́̓̌̈́̚g̶̪̼͈̿̈́͌̕͘͝i̶̡̬̭̳͘ó...

The boys shot web into this new installment of The First Hour Podcast. Nobody attempts a Spiderman impression, nobody sings their favorite song from the Spiderman musical, and nobody is dressed up as Spiderman this episode. Hopefully Matt doesn't leave halfway through again for a soccer game or something.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Grab your sword and armor for this knightly podcast episode! This week we played Lords of the Realm 2, a medieval-themed strategy game that combines resource management, tactical warfare, and diplomacy as players strive to build and expand their feudal empire. Will any of us be able to pull the sword from the stone? Is Pepé Le Pew Problematic? Has Matt been kicked out of movie theatre? Listen now...

This week we explore Amazing Island. What's so amazing about it? Join Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, and Alex and find out! Someone may claim it's a mix of Pokemon and Mario Party, but they may be wrong. We also talk about what animals we would or could beat in a fight for 15 minutes at the end. Please don't hurt animals. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodc...

The hosts of this episode have their own CONTRAversial opinions that do not reflect on The First Hour Podcast, The First Hour Podcast LLC, The First Hour Podcast Inc., The First Hour Podcast Trust, or any other The First Hour Podcast subsidiaries or "sister" companies.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

An episode without Jacob - will he POP in anyway?  In this episode, we explore a rhythm game, where you can dress up, dance, and dazzle your way to stardom. Is Jarin the prettiest K-pop princess? We also make a special call to a special listener this episode. If anyone says this game is just for little girls, then recommend them this episode where we debunk that myth.  Backflip over to the episode...

Will Matt make it through an entire episode without leaving halfway through this week? Join him as well as Jacob and Jarin as they page through the world of Yoshi's Story. Jarin recalls one of the sweetest smells in life that we have all forgotten.  We also get in-depth training on some tongue work. There's a process, you'll see. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/t...

The gang's all here... well except for the Jacobs. Everyone's favorite member is back for an episode! Is it Joel? Sabrina? Greg? James? Will Matt's Star Wars bias get in the way of his review scores? Does Jacob leave special messages for Matt to play on the soundboard? Find out all of the answers to these questions on this week's episode of The First Hour Podcast! Send us Fan M...

You'll never guess which cowboy returns from the dusty trail. The trail may be dusty but this game is squeaky clean. Who has the best toad voice? Does peach have the soulless eyes of a shark? Journey with The First Hour Podcast to the tropical island of Super Mario Sunshine for the Nintendo Gamecube! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

It's 1996. Bill Clinton just won re-election. NASA launched the Mars Global Surveyor. Mother Teresa received honorary U.S. citizenship. And Mindscape pushes AI development to its absolute limits with the release of Creatures for the PC.  Will this weeks members appreciate one of the most important events of their lives? What's a grendel? Find out this week on the First Hour Podcast! Send...

Jacob, not that one, the other one, is out this week but the gang bands together to discuss one of Jarin's favorite Gameboy Advance games. Learn about snowball fights, FF lore, and which class some of your favorite hosts might be.  Note from editor aka Jacob, I messed up some soundboard stuff and I apologize. Again, still learning new software, but I have realized my mistake and I will not le...

Surprise guest?!? This is BEARly even a podcast about video games this time. Jarin lets a trade secret slip. The crew shares their best bear stories. Matt gets scared in a tent. Alex learns that there are certain forbidden letters for this podcast.  Come out of hibernation and listen as we discuss Bear and Breakfast! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The 5 amigos play Resident Evil 3. Way too much of this episode is spent imagining Nemesis as a dom daddy. What safe word does each podcast member prefer? Who's Playstation has been dropped by their dad the most? Join Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, Visor, and Alex on this weeks episode of The First Hour podcast and find out! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

How many new people can you fit in a podcast? Two. Join the usual boys, Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, and Visor, as well as a second appearance from Alex. We are also graced with the first famous guest, Skorch. You may know him as the world first level 30 player in the World of Warcraft Classic beta, but you probably don't.  What happens when these star-crossed lovers meet? Find out now! Send us Fa...

A new challenger approaches! Introducing the overrated and underappreciated Alex, aka Kurunir. Can he cook with the big dogs or will he have to get out of the kitchen? The notorious piano man shows up to play his somber tune, which you do NOT want to miss. Can Matt pronounce anything from Star Wars right? Grab your life saver and deflect this blaster bolt of a podcast into your ears! Send us Fan M...

Save me Turok! Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, and Visor band together to learn all about dinosaurs and how to deal with them ethically. Who knows, we might even send out an email or two live on air, so saddle up and prepare to ride this dinosaur of a podcast for over an entire hour.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Hey everyone! Sorry about any sound issues, I touch on it in the outro but I'm trying to learn a new editing software so things might be a little choppy at the beginning, but I'm hoping in the end it'll make a better product for everyone! - Jacob, not Epsilon.  The gang and a not-as-special guest anymore jump into the pages of your favorite Sega exclusive comic-comic based video gam...

It's a half-filled house this week, as Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, and Visor play The Wolf Among Us. Is this game a furry's utopia? We take a LIVE call from a past audience member! Jacob uses decimal point scoring to make life easier for everyone. Investigate this crime of a podcast by listening in! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast