The Dumb Cool Weird Podcast

Wes and Nick tackle this disgusting movie about people eating stuff that makes you fall apart and throw up white stuff. Plot: When a mysterious, white, and gooey but delicious substance begins oozing from the Earth's surface, it makes a great new dessert product, but this new dessert has a sinister origin: it's an entity that takes over its victims' minds while making them crave mor...

Wes and Nick talk about the Shark Attack that is Street Sharks Toys! These were actually pretty cool! Background: Street Sharks is an American superhero animated series about the adventures of crime-fighting half-man/half- sharks . [1] It was produced by DIC Productions, L.P. and Bohbot Entertainment , and aired from 1994 to 1997, originally as a part of Bohbot's Amazin' Adventures progr...

Wes and Nick take on this crazy and frustrating teen psychotic film that will have you being pissed and confused. Plot: There's something strange going on at the graffiti-covered Lincoln High, as teachers are carrying loaded guns, and the students have to walk through a metal detector before they enter the classroom. Before long, the school's new music teacher, Andrew Norris, will learn...

Wes and Nick talk about a toy used by parents for their kids to beat each other up to spite them. Background: Socker Boppers (formerly Sock'em Boppers [1] ) is a children's toy popularized in the late 1990s by Big Time Toys. [2] Socker Boppers and their spin-off products such as Sock'em Swords, Sock'em Shields, and Sock'em Screamers have sold more than five million units i...

Wes and Nick get nostalgic for weird ass Japanese stock footage with saved by the bell-like teens.   Plot: Six teenagers Tommy, Kimberly, Adam, Billy, Rocky, and Aisha have discovered the power to fight the forces of evil. A giant egg is unearthed in Angel Grove. Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa investigate the egg, and release the creature inside - Ivan Ooze, whom Zordon had trapped inside the egg six...

Wes and Nick review the Perfection Board Game Commercial, a fever dream from the mind of Les Claypool and Primus. Background: Perfection , originally produced by the Pennsylvania company Reed Toys, is a game by the Milton Bradley company. The object is to put all the pieces into matching holes on the board (pushed down) before the time limit runs out. When time runs out, the board springs up, caus...

Wes and Nick tackle a classic that will make you scream about all the progress that was made and how we need to stop this progress. Plot: A global war began in 1940. This war drags out over many decades until most of the people still alive (mostly those born after the war started) do not even know who started it or why. Nothing is being manufactured at all anymore and society has broken down into...

Wes and Nick watch and talk about the Crossfire TV commercial from the early 90s and talk about its impact on millennials. Background: Crossfire is a board game created by the Milton Bradley Company in 1971. [1] The object of the game is to score goals by pushing one of the two pucks into the opposing player's goal. This task is accomplished by shooting small metal ball bearings at the pucks...

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the zany world of Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine , a gloriously ridiculous 60s James Bond spoof that's as campy as it is outrageous. In this episode, we explore the film's over-the-top antics and laugh at its unapologetic charm, while also noting that its humor might push some boundaries. Plot: In this riotous spoof, the nefarious Dr. Goldfoot hat...

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the hilariously misguided world of The Barbarian Brothers , a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that’s as entertaining as it is cringe-worthy. In this episode, we take a closer look at a film that boasts some of the most bizarre body-building performances and strange vocalizations you’ll ever hear. Plot: The story follows two twin barbarian brothers who are on a quest...

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into one of the most beloved and batshit crazy classics of all time: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory ! In this episode, we unravel the whimsical madness of a film that has captured hearts for decades, and of course, we share in the wild excitement and nostalgia that everyone loves. Plot: In a world that’s been eagerly awaiting a glimpse into the enigmatic Wil...

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the wild and provocative world of The Jungle Goddess , a film that blends space opera with tantalizing escapades and jungle madness. This episode explores a movie that's as risqué as it is outrageous, offering a unique mix of adventure and near-pornographic allure. Plot: In this tantalizing sci-fi romp, we follow the adventures of Daria and Tisa, two resou...

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the eerie and entertaining world of House , a horror film that combines creepy thrills with a touch of dark humor. In this episode, we dissect the story of Roger Cobb, a Vietnam veteran whose life takes a chilling turn as he faces his own haunted past. Plot: Roger Cobb, a once-successful horror novelist, finds his life unraveling after his young son, Jimmy, myst...

Join Wes and Nick as they revel in the glorious mess of Chopping Mall , a delightfully crappy and campy horror film that takes mall mayhem to new, ridiculous heights. In this episode, we dive into the chaotic world of killer robots and late-night escapades, all set against the backdrop of a shopping center that’s anything but secure. Plot: The Park Plaza 2000 Shopping Center is unveiling a cutting...

Join Wes and Nick as they bravely navigate the perplexing world of King Kung Fu , a film that doubles as a Wichita, Kansas commercial with an unusual premise. In this episode, we dissect a movie so bafflingly odd that it might make you question the sanity of its creators—and whether it’s worth your time to watch. Plot: In a remote monastery in China, a remarkable talking gorilla named King Kung Fu...

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the peculiar world of The Ape Man , a film that boldly attempts to continue the story from a previous installment, but with a new, bizarre twist. In this episode, we unravel the nonsensical plot and laugh at the sheer absurdity of this so-called "sequel" that’s anything but. Plot: In The Ape Man , Professors Dexter and Gilmore are at the forefront of...

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the wonderfully absurd world of Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla , a film that blends the iconic horror legend Bela Lugosi with a zany adventure that’s equal parts comedy and chaos. In this episode, we break down every outrageous moment and share our thoughts on this peculiar mix of horror and slapstick. Plot: In Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla , the fi...

Join Wes and Nick as they embark on a wild ride through the jungle with The Bride of the Gorilla , a film that blends primal horror with melodramatic intrigue. In this episode, we delve into the madness of this jungle-set thriller and provide our humorous and insightful commentary on its many eccentricities. Plot: In The Bride of the Gorilla , we follow the story of Barney Chavez (played by the ev...

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the wild and wacky world of The Gorilla , a film that combines mystery, horror, and campy thrills in a delightfully absurd package. In this episode, we offer our in-depth thoughts and commentary on this offbeat ape-themed movie that’s packed with twists, turns, and a whole lot of gorilla business. Plot: The Gorilla centers on a sinister serial killer known only...

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the creepy and campy world of The Screaming Skull , a classic film that has garnered its own unique place in the realm of so-bad-it’s-good cinema. In this episode, we provide our colorful thoughts and commentary on this delightfully terrible movie that’s as puzzling as it is entertaining. Plot: In The Screaming Skull , newlyweds Eric and Jenni Whitlock move into...

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the zany world of The Ape Man , a classic and utterly bonkers film that combines bad science with bizarre transformation! In this episode, we bring our usual wit and critique to this outrageous movie that has earned a place in the annals of cult cinema. Plot: In The Ape Man , we follow the deranged Dr. James Brewster, a scientist whose experiments have gone ter...

Join Wes and Nick as they saddle up and dive into the wild and wacky world of McLintock , the classic John Wayne film that’s as entertaining as it is outrageous! In this episode, we provide our unique commentary and insights on this quintessential Western romp that combines humor, drama, and a generous helping of John Wayne charisma. Plot: Meet George Washington McLintock, known to friends and foe...

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the hilariously bizarre world of Robot Monster , a quintessential example of 1950s sci-fi schlock! In this episode, we dissect the campy charm and sheer absurdity of this cult classic that has earned its place in the annals of bad movie history. Plot: Meet Ro-Man, the alien invader who looks strikingly like a gorilla trapped inside a clunky diving helmet. With...

Wes and Nick dive into the iconic disasterpiece Plan 9 from Outer Space , a film that has earned its place in the annals of bad movie history. Directed by the infamous Ed Wood, this cinematic train wreck has captivated audiences with its sheer absurdity and bewildering plot. Plot:  In the heart of California, a grieving old man (Bela Lugosi) is mourning the recent death of his wife (Vampira). The...