The DCOM Duo

Time to face your fears and learn how to spell goat! This week we're watching Girl Vs. Monster, featuring one of Kelsey's DCOM crushes! Tune in as Kelsey and BenG discuss what it's like to never feel fear, the logistics of running a mold business to cover up your monster hunting, and why throwing someone into the air probably isn't the best method for fixing a crooked banner.

This week we're going over the best and truest DCOM with our best and truest friend, Alex! That's right, we're talking about Cadet Kelly, which we actually have very mixed opinions about. Tune in as we discuss why sending your child to military school is a bad idea, the logistics of rifle spinning, and why exactly all these girls are simping over the most average-looking white man we&#...

This week we're rockin' the suburbs! BenG and Kelsey are revisiting this underrated DCOM with fresh eyes. Tune in as they discuss if Taran Killam makes a good teen heartthrob, the logistics of controlling the life of a pop star, and if the suburbs really are just a state of mind.

A new DCOM has just dropped, as well as a new podcast guest! This week we are joined by former Jank House member Ben to discuss the brand new DCOM Prom Pact! Tune in as we discuss why everyone in Seattle is apparently really into the 80s, the logistics of getting off the waitlist for a university, and why it's not cool to bully someone for being a virgin or for having an allergy.

Sometimes it's hard to fit in when you feel invisible... it's even harder when you turn your sister actually invisible! How whacky! This week we're tackling Invisible Sister. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss DCOM's best himbo, the logistics of collegiate lacrosse recruiting, and why you should always carry around a packet of ginger fizz.

Yeah, that's us watching The Poof Point, I bet you're wondering how we got here. Join BenG and Kelsey this week as they discuss The Poof Point, a whacky DCOM where parents age back to their younger selves. Tune in as they discuss how too much science can make you a bad parent, the logistics of getting your neighbors evicted from their house, and where exactly the fish went.

Welcome to our first minisode! BenG and Kelsey are suckers for ranking things, so they've decided to keep a running list of the DCOMs in order of their preference! For this special episode, they discuss the first 10 movies covered and debate their ranking order. For some extra fun, they also went head-to-head in a couple of drafts, picking teams for side characters that deserve their own movie and...

For Valentine's Day this year BenG and Kelsey spent their night watching Miracle in Lane 2. How romantic! Tune in as they discuss the real-life story of Justin Yoder, the logistics soapbox derby, and how the real trophy is the brother we made along the way.

Spin is one of the most recent DCOMs to have been released. Does that mean it will actually be a quality movie? Crazy. Join BenG and Kelsey as they discuss cool DJ names, the logistics of running a family restaurant, and cringy DJ arm movements.

Now I've heard of a bad DCOM, but this is ridiculous! That's right, this week we're talking about Frenemies, which packs 3 mediocre storylines into 1 mediocre movie. Join BenG and Kelsey and they discuss the ethics of treating your dog as your human best friend, the logistics of owning a creepy stalker website at 14, and why switching lives with a complete stranger is dumb.

It's a new year and a new guest joining us! This week we've brought on former jank house member Bay to discuss Tangled Before Ever After, which is technically a movie. Tune in as we discuss adjusting to life as a princess after being locked in a tower for 18 years, the logistics of having super long hair, and whether wearing shoes is necessary. 

WOAH WOAH, YEAH! We're watching Starstruck this week! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how awful everyone in this movie is, the logistics of stalking a famous pop star, and why Sterling Knight apparently couldn't sing in his own movie.

What's the point of being a genius if you don't have friends? Tune in this week as BenG, Kelsey, and special guest Ben (Beans) discuss funky skeletons, the logistics of living a double life, and how cheating can solve all of your problems. Also Chaaaz Aaanthony

This movie is kinda weird, but Kelsey kind of likes it! Listen in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why dolphins gave up their hands, the logistics of arresting someone for using drift nets, and magical underwater mermaid kisses.

Hounded is one of the most forgotten DCOMs, but should it be? Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss crazy dog puppet physics, the logistics of voice modifiers, and how Shia LaBeouf is a hilariously evil rich kid.

Happy Halloween! We're celebrating this spooky season with a classic DCOM, Halloweentown! Find out why Kelsey and BenG don't like this movie nearly as much as the general public. We discuss the true spelling of Kalabar, the logistics of Halloweentown, and why Luke is such a wiener. We do have some more audio issues in this episode. We are still very new to this so thank you for bearing with us. We...

Welcome to our first episode! We are starting our DCOM marathon with Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire. Listen in as Kelsey and BenG discuss their thoughts on this classic Halloween DCOM, including thoughts on how vampire hunters get paid, crazy vampire logistics, and what it's like to be 8 years old.

Welcome to our podcast! This is a little bonus episode to start you off where BenG and Kelsey tell you more about themselves. Get to know your hosts a bit before jumping into a 114+ movie marathon :)