The Custard Splat

Southend United’s game at Aldershot was called off just 95 minutes before kick-off and fans were already on the road. In this episode of The Custard Splat, Scott and Oli react to another National League postponement, discuss the communication around waterlogged pitches, and break down the brutal reality of Southend now facing  15 games in 49 days . What does this fixture congestion mean for t...

The Shrimpers travel to Aldershot Town tonight and we break down where the Shrimpers really stand at this stage of the season. Scott & Scott discuss the current form, promotion hopes, strengths and areas for improvement before being joined by Aldershot fan Cobie Ware, who gives us the opposition perspective whilst following The Shots from Ecuador. Match preview, honest reflections, and footbal...

How much does promotion actually cost? Forest Green Rovers have published their numbers and they’re eye-watering. £6.5 million a year on wages alone. Championship-level spending. And here’s the mad bit… Despite all that? They’re right there with us in the same play-off fight. So it got us thinking: Is throwing money at a league the smart way to get out of it? Or is building sustainably, backi...

It’s been a tough week for The Shrimpers. A breathless 3–3 draw with  Boston United , followed by a late defeat at the hands of  Rochdale , has seen Southend slip out of the play-off places and you can feel the mood dip across the fanbase. In this episode we get into what those results really mean, how fragile momentum feels right now, and whether patience is wearing thin. The big questi...

We touch on the Bring Back the Splat campaign and why identity and heritage still matter at Southend United, before diving into the club’s “Draw Her Into the Game” campaign and the launch of Southend’s first-ever female mascot. On the pitch, we review the draw at York City and the impressive 4–1 win over Eastleigh, then look ahead to a brutal run of five consecutive a...

It’s been another busy one at Roots Hall and there’s plenty for us to get stuck into. We talk through Nick Hayes’ move to Hartlepool and what that means behind the scenes, Adam Crowther’s departure to Chelmsford, and the club’s plans to appoint a new Director of Football as the next phase of the rebuild continues. There’s also reaction to the news of Ron Martin being declared bankrupt, what (if an...

The Splat is back after a short break over the New Year and there’s plenty to get stuck into as Scott and Scott return to the mics to dissect all the festive football from Roots Hall. From Christmas results to key talking points and performances, the lads break down what we’ve learned over the busiest period of the season and where things are heading next. This episode also features a chat wi...

We’re dipping into The Custard Splat archive this New Year’s Day with our full-length interview with Frankie Banks, recorded back in August. Part One of this chat was previously released on Spotify and other podcast platforms, while the full interview was originally a Patreon exclusive. Today we’re opening it up for everyone. Think of this episode as a teaser of the kind o...

It’s our final episode before Christmas and we’re signing off for the festive break in true Custard Splat style. Scott, OG and Scott B look back on the defeat to Tamworth... asking whether it’s just a frustrating blip or a warning sign as the play-off picture tightens. Are we in danger of slipping out… and could that actually provide the spark this squad needs? We’ll be back following the Boxing D...

Scott W and OG break down the emphatic 4-0 FA Trophy win over Truro City, discussing how seriously the competition should be taken and what a decent cup run could mean for league form and momentum. Later in the show, Sadie (aka Mrs Scott W) makes an emergency loan-signing appearance on the pod, bringing with her a completely non–fact-checked   quiz to put OG and Scott to the test. Hosted...

In this week’s episode of  The Splat we dive straight into the drama surrounding Southend United’s abandoned clash with Rochdale. We break down what happened, the implications and the reaction around the fanbase. We also discuss the long-awaited return of Harry Cardwell to the club. What does his comeback mean for the squad? How will he fit into the current system? And what can supporters exp...

Sitting 7th in the league we find ourselves in a strange spot: competitive, organised, hard to beat… but also looking up at clubs with significantly bigger budgets, including the likes of Forest Green, York, Rochdale, and Carlisle. And this poses the central question of the episode: Is this genuinely our level right now - our “glass floor” - or are COSU capable of bre...

The Custard Splat is back with another packed episode! Scott W and Oli (OG) take the mic this week to break down a brilliant few weeks for the Shrimpers, including the 0–1 win away at Yeovil and a dominant 3–0 performance against Altrincham at Roots Hall. But it’s not all smooth sailing. With  Harry Taylor suspended  and  Ben Goodliffe a major doubt after a tight hamstring , Scott a...

In Part Two of our deep dive with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we pick up the story at one of the most turbulent periods in his young career - the Covid era. Harry opens up candidly about the challenges of navigating football during a global pandemic: the isolation, the uncertainty, and the mental toll of constantly being in and out of the side. He reflects on the frustration of...

In Part One of our in-depth chat with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we dive into the journey that led him from a young academy prospect to making his professional debut for the Blues. Harry opens up about life in the Southend youth system, the pressures and expectations placed on young keepers, and the standout moments that shaped his development. We explore his breakthrough into...

Southend’s defeat at Carlisle brought frustration, finger-pointing, and a reality check. Scott and Scot sit down to unpack the performance, talk about managing expectations, and take a firm stand against the abuse directed at players online. A shorter, no-nonsense episode — honest, grounded, and all about perspective. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @Custard...

It’s a big one tonight in the National League,  Southend United vs Carlisle United  and we’ve got a special guest joining us for the build-up! We're joined by  Lee Rooney , co-host of the  Brunton Bugle Podcast , to talk all things Carlisle United, their drop into non-league football, and what both sets of fans can expect from this massive clash at Roots Hall. 🎧 Available now...

In this episode, Scott and Oli dive head-first into Southend United’s latest FA Cup heartbreak, a frustrating defeat to Wealdstone that’s left Blues fans wondering if there really *is* a curse on our cup campaigns. We take a sobering look back at our FA Cup record over the last decade… and let's just say, it isn’t pretty. But it’s not all doom and gloom, the National League rolls on and we turn ou...

Southend United finish the month in style with four wins from four, momentum building and smiles all round at Roots Hall. This week Oli and Scott W break down another professional performance as the Blues saw off Brackley 2–0 keeping the good times rolling. We also shine a light on the U18s' brilliant 3–0 win away at Bishop’s Stortford, chat about the ongoing wait for a new Women’s Team manager, a...

Oli’s away in France celebrating his wedding anniversary, so it’s a two-man booth this week as Scott W and Scott B take to the mics. It's a bumper episode covering all things Southend United from the last 7 days - from back-to-back wins over Morecambe (0–3) and Folkestone Invicta (4–1) to reaction on drawing Wealdstone in the FA Cup. Slavi Spasov’s hot form continues with 4 goals in 3 games and we...

In Part Two of our conversation with April Smith , we continue her incredible journey from founding Southend United Ladies FC to her current role in the community at Leyton Orient FC . April talks about the evolution of women’s football, the growing professionalism across the leagues, and what still needs to change to give female players the platform they deserve. It’s an insightful and inspiring...

Episode Description: In this episode of The Custard Splat , we sit down with April Smith. The driving force behind Southend United Ladies FC . April shares the inspiring story of how she built the women’s team from the ground up during her decade with Southend United in the Community , balancing passion, persistence, and a deep love for the game. Now taking on a similar role at Leyton Orient FC ,...

Scott and Scott are back to reflect on defeats to Eastleigh and Scunthorpe, the impact of missing key players, and the growing abuse online, despite this being our best start in 35 years . We also launch the #BringBackTheSplat campaign to push for a reimagined Custard Splat shirt in 2026, and celebrate Southend Ladies’ brilliant 5–0 win over Stanway Pegasus. 👉 Follow & Support The Custard Spl...

Southend’s unbeaten home run continues after a 1-1 draw with Boston, but can Roots Hall truly become a fortress? Scott and Scott are in the studio this week (with Oli away on assignment) to break down the comeback, reflect on the impact of Noor Husin’s season-ending injury, and look ahead to a massive clash with Rochdale. ⚽ Join the conversation: Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod Instagram: @CustardSpl...

We saw off Halifax 3–0 at Roots Hall with three different goalscorers and another clean sheet, but the afternoon was overshadowed by an injury to Noor Husin. Scott and Oli break down the performance, Halifax’s approach, Gus & Dallas both hitting three goals for the season, and Jack Bridge showing he’s still got a part to play. We also chat through the early season positives, the impact Husin’s...