The CnD NBA Show

First, Chelanga and Dylan discuss Dame's landing spots, and then they get to the Timberwolves offseason moves (recorded before the Ant contract news)

Be sure to call the police if you ever don't know what to do. 

Jordan Hawkins needs some on Ball-Juice. Chelanga says he'll suck Grade-E Dick just because he needs more shooting. How many times will Chelanga say New Orleans Hornets? How many times will Grady Dick Horn-Its? Or will we see Pel Lickin Dick? And No, Chelanga is wrong about that.

Chelanga and Dylan Talk Beal, CP, Pordingus, and Karl being absent from Wolves offseason workouts.

This episode begins with Pelicans and Zion talk, and it ends with KAT Trades at about the halfway point.

Che & Dyl are back for some real stupid news about coaches, Ramona Shelburne, and these Finals

On today's show, Chelanga is joined by Brooks (@notbrooksdavis) and Jonah (@huncho_jman) to talk about some of their favorite and least favorite players in the upcoming NBA draft. Cam Whitmore  Cason Wallace Jett Howard Jalen Hood-Schifino Nick Smith Jr.  AND MORE Then Chelanga boots up a dastardly game to figure out which lottery picks these guys might trade for Big Purr.

Greetings from New Zealand! PSYCH! Just Chelanga and Dylan in Minnesota and Los Angeles like always. Today on the show the boys give their thanks to Dillon Brooks and Laugh at Jimmy Butler. And! They debut the NBA Old Guy draft, where they draft players 34 years and older! Don't forget to buy your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd and use code ROLLCALL to get access to the EXCLUSIVE collab!

Wolves for the first half. Insanity for the second half. Same could be said for this season of basketball fandom, but this is about the podcast content. Get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd

Anthony Edwards says that this series is not over and technically, he's right! Nate (@ Netglow ) joins the show today to talk about what hope - if any - the Timberwolves have left in the series against the Nuggets

Yikes! That was, um, not good! The Timberwolves got blown out in game 1 against the Denver Nuggets, but fear not - the CnD Boys are here to ease the pain.  On this episode, Chelanga and Dylan talk about E-40, players they want to see succeed in this year's playoffs, and which first-round series are most likely to be sweeps (please, not our wolfies!) Then Jordan Alamat ( @tornadojally ) from the Cr...

Chelanga and Dylan are completely unfazed by the Timberwolves loss to the Lakers.

This episode consists of 42 minutes of Timberwolves basketball reacts, and for that we apologize.

Real Stupid News followed by Wolves content sort of.

Wolves talk and then the Brendan Fraser Hour

Real Stupid News (Jaden nicknames, Kendrick Perkins, Definition of Woke, Ja Morant, are guns good?, what is good?, Rudy Gobert's Instagram) is followed by Wolves talk around the 47 minute mark.

The boys are back in town- make sure to get your Chastity Belts. Real stupid news covers Karl Malone, NBA App, Ant's shoes, and best buyouts so far. Then Chelanga goes on a diatribe condemning the Timberwolves front office moves.

On this episode, Chelanga is joined by Leo Sun (@Y0Leo) from Canis Hoopus to talk about Anthony Edwards's All-Star nod, trade deadline, and the new father-son dynamic on the Lakers roster. Then Ben Beecken (@bbeecken) from Locked on Wolves hops on the pod to help say goodbye to D'Angelo Russell.

In this episode, Dylan calls in from work to say goodbye to our good friend, DLol, and welcome our new friend lil Mike. 

Real Stupid News- Kyrie, Ja Morant, and the Timberwolves Tustle. Is Macaroni Toni a lazy plagiarism of Tommy Mayonnaise? Which character from family guy is which Minnesota Timberwolf?  

*Book your 2-way ticket to SLC, Ant.

Chelanga and Dylan start the show by discussing their social awkwardness, then they cope with Tyre Nichols' murder and the awful narratives surrounding the event before getting to Real Stupid News. After that, they talk Wolves right now and finish up by going through the West to count the teams that will clearly win a series against a healthy Timberwolves team.

I'm sorry for any conspiracy theories Dylan and/or Tommy Mayonnaise espouse throughout the duration of this episode. Neither entity reflects the values or opinions of Chelanga Langa Langason. Please do not try to recreate Tommy Mayonnaise's Medical Mayo at home, and whatever you do, do not use it as a medical alternative, replacement, or treatment in general.

Wolves Back (to being bad) so after some Real Stupid News, Che & Dyl welcome on Tommy Franklin to talk about meeting Kobe, basketball shoes, and the Lynx practice squad.

Some people think the title is bait, but it's not. Real Stupid News: LeBron, Trade Season, and Dunk Contest. Jordan Alamat (@tornadojally) joins us to discuss Michael Beasley, D'Angelo Russell, favorite centers, Squidward's House, etc. The long-awaited blue vs. green guy debate has been settled.