The Chris Michaels Show

The Chief Exorcist of the Archdiocese of Washington (Monsignor Stephen Rossetti — recently ostracized by the Vatican) drops the bomb: demons are disguising themselves as aliens, orbs, and UFOs. They break into the physical world as shadow men, globes of light, possessed houses, beast-like creatures, and even direct manifestations of evil hands. A gifted seer looked at a UFO photo and instantly cal...

Wednesday monologue drops hard. Chris kicks off teasing Book Report Thursday with a vintage UFO book from an antique store — the narrative hasn’t changed in 70 years, but the forgotten bombshells have. Enter Wilhelm Reich: the man who discovered Orgone (orgasmic/life-force energy that hits like lightning on your skin) and its dark twin, Dor. Was Reich able to literally turn stars on and off? The e...

Chris Michaels wastes zero time tearing into Pride Month with his signature no-BS sarcasm. Same-sex celebrations, gender fluidity, Brooklyn’s mermaid parade, and the annual Long Island “Invasion” on Fire Island: ferries overloaded with the full rainbow spectrum turning the sandbar into a weekend freak parade. Chris shares a hilarious personal story from his “gilded youth”: off-season stay on Fire...

Chris Michaels kicks off Monday with his signature no-BS fire. Germany? Once the land of Bismarck and the Kaiser, now utterly cuckolded into oblivion — still dreaming of shaking off the NATO yoke but a full decade away from any real military capability. Forget the war-footing hysteria. Then the real gut-punch: A Catholic school in North Rhine-Westphalia hands 13-to-15-year-olds the class assignmen...

Chris opens with a listener calling him a “carnival huckster” and fires back with zero apologies: if you’re listening, you’re already a cut above the rest getting years-ahead intelligence and no-BS commentary. Then he goes straight for the throat on the real endgame. AI isn’t just coming — it’s here to replace the average human worker. Chris shares how he personally taught early AIs contextual emo...

Chris spent Memorial Day weekend in upstate New York and overheard Democrat Party high-rollers — the real big-money donors — anxiously waiting on the DNC’s long-delayed 2024 election autopsy. DNC Chair Ken Martin sat on it for months, promised “no smoking gun,” then dropped a 48,000-word report that Corbin Trent of Common Dreams called a “giant turd.” The report admits the campaign was about “winn...

Chris kicks off after the Memorial Day weekend with Ernie Pyle’s classic “Death of Captain Waskow” — a raw, heartbreaking account of an American soldier that reminds us exactly why sending our people to die in foreign wars is utterly stupid. Then he goes straight for the throat on the latest AI degeneracy: Startup Joy is hiring ten “masturbatory consultants” at $48K a year to document stress, slee...

This episode dives deep into the sacrilegious war that began the reign of evil on Earth: Zaralili, head of all evil things, creates millions of giant metal insects (Tokoloshes) with poisonous stings, razor claws, and serrated teeth. These locust-like monsters are sent through the river of time into the spirit world to attack the Tree of Life and kidnap his golden-eyed goddess wife — dragging the D...

The U.S.-Israel air campaign on Iran was supposed to make the regime ungovernable and install friendly factions. Instead, an F-35 was reportedly hit, the mission failed, and the “woke right” is now being smeared as anti-Semitic for daring to criticize Netanyahu’s policies in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, and Iran. Today the Trump DOJ announced the new Anti-Semitism Advisory Committee (ASAC). Why i...

Texas attorney Ken W. Good (author of the industry bible  Goods on Bail , longtime board member of the Professional Bondsman of Texas, and Supreme Court-argued litigator) joins Chris to rip the lid off America’s broken bail system. The case that hits hardest? Repeat violent felon Alfonso Taley — already facing multiple pending violent charges — was out on electronic monitoring despite every object...

Crystal-clear puffy clouds, gorgeous horizons, no haze. The second the plane approached Florida? Sky completely destroyed — perpetual milky-gray industrial fog from 25-30,000 feet all the way back to New York. White sunrises. Blood-red sunsets sinking behind the same chemical soup we see every day in the U.S. Humidity was only 60% — not enough to explain it. This isn’t weather. This is geoengineer...

We’re deep in Zulu Shaman by Credo Mutwa — The Origins of Evil. A deformed cave-dweller named Zara Lili creates the Tokoloshes: iron locusts with scorpion tails, gnashing teeth, and hair like humans — a dead ringer for Revelation 9. Then come the Bajauni: soulless fleshy robot slaves shaped like giant hairless gorillas, made of dead flesh, rotting and putrid, blindly obeying their red-skinned mast...

It’s the Chris Michaels Show and today Chris reads the latest hate mail straight from the inbox! Chris doesn’t dodge it — he answers with a jaundiced eye. From terrestrial radio days (ruffling the same liberal feathers daily) to running for office, certified life coach, Reiki master, and building this show from scratch for over a decade — Chris lays out exactly what he’s accomplished while the big...

Hantavirus (or as Chris calls it in frustration, the “Santa virus”) suddenly popping up on a cruise ship right next to Argentina… just months after they opened a brand-new U.S.-funded biolab studying the exact Andes Hanta virus in October 2025. Tedros is already out there ginning up the fear. Officials swear the risk is “very, very low” and it only spreads from rat turds and urine — yet they’re pu...

Donald Trump blasts Iran’s peace proposals while flooding the region with more troops and material. Ceasefire? It’s just rearming, redeploying, and prepping for the next surprise attack — exactly what Chris has been saying since day one. Trump now claims Space Force is watching Iranian nuclear sites and will strike anyone who approaches. No real negotiations, no real peace — just Israel-first fore...

Chris Michaels sits down with George Fontes, host of  World Ablaze  , for a no-BS, unfiltered deep dive into the hottest geopolitical flashpoint right now: Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. With George’s own nephew deployed as a Marine in the Strait of Hormuz (3/1 Marines), the conversation gets real fast. Trump’s “two-step” (threatening to turn the place into glass one minute, then calming the marke...

Atlantis Thursday: Zulu Shaman Credo Mutwa Reveals the Terrifying Origin of Evil — And It Matches Revelation 9 On this special Atlantis Thursday edition of The Chris Michaels Show, we step away from politics and current events for pure metaphysical fire. Chris dives deep into the book  Zulu Shaman  by Credo Mutwa — one of the last great keepers of ancient Zulu oral history. The story? A deformed c...

I Told You So… Again: Nuclear AI Surveillance + Hantavirus Cruise Ship Outbreak + Argentina’s New BSL-4 Bio-Lab Chris Michaels proves himself right once more on this no-BS episode of The Chris Michaels Show. Riot Platforms just announced a major partnership with Terrestrial Energy to deploy molten salt nuclear reactors at their data centers in Texas and Kentucky. Why? Because the hyper-elites need...

Justice Jumanji Brown Jackson gets swatted down for choosing the Democrat party over the Constitution. The Trump administration is supposedly briefing pastors on the next steps of disclosure to control the narrative...

What is supposed to be conveniently located in the area of the wildfires in Buckeye, AZ? An AI driven Smart City for Bill Gates. Transparency but, no accountability. Will they use Israel and Iran to eliminate the 1st Amendment?

As promised, I start going through the Zulu history on the origin of evil.

The Supreme Court bounces the Democrats on their gerrymandering efforts. Utah is next on the list for the Datacenter energy syphoning. Iranians thumb their nose at Trump and Israel's nuclear demands...

The Wells Fargo smart dust patent. More ballroom details. The US is on the cusp of restarting the war in Iran.

Dr Oz tells us that the woke ideology is still in force. The US engages in crimes against humanity with weather warfare. The assassination attempt against Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner and some definitive oddities involving the "mentalist" behind Trump.

The final Atlantis Thursday using Cayce's work. What are the new coastlines going to look like?