The Cavalry

Andrew's still on the road but the Cavalry marches on! After some extensive pre-show banter including a story about Johnny's time doing stand-up as Batman, Andrew needs backup on his idea that Target should switch strategies and start defending themselves against shop-lifters. Johnny needs backup on a kiwi not being a good representation for balls. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sig...

It's episode 110! The plague continues. Johnny needs backup on social media rewiring our brains into thinking uninteresting things are interesting and worth sharing. Andrew needs backup on when going downhill on the hike don't assume the people coming up need reassurance about how far there's left to the peak. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remem...

Danger... Ozark spoilers ahead! It's episode 109 and Johnny needs backup toxin sucking feet pads being scams. Andrew needs backup on Cryptocurrencies having bad names and modern day sheriffs not needing to wear cowboy hats. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://pa...

Andrew and Johnny respond to some listener reviews! (Kari and Kyle of course) Then Johnny needs backup on getting rid of cursive and Andrew needs backup on natural deodorant being just fine. New bonus episode, "Bucket List" is out on the Patreon right now! Hear what's on Andrew and Johnny's list of things they want to do before they die.   Support the show Remember to sign up f...

For episode 107 Andrew and Johnny welcome the hilarious Amy Miller to the Cavalry! Amy needs backup on refusing to accept couples who sit on the same side at restaurants and that comedians are useless to society and should be doing something else. Remember to leave a five star review and what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the...

Johnny catches Andrew in another embarrassing Venmo transaction, then Andrew needs backup on the seat belt sign on airplanes being overused and Johnny needs backup on no matter what clothes he wears he'll never be stylish. Leave a review and join the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?...

In episode 105 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on companies getting more strategic about their political positioning. Johnny needs backup on the saying, "You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take" being not accurate. Remember to leave a five star review and subscribe to the Patreon! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon....

In Episode 104 of The Cavalry Andrew and Johnny get more feedback from Cari and a list of pre-show banter topics to liven up the show. Then Johnny needs backup on not paying for his drive-thru food before he gets it and Andrew needs backup on any clothing that costs more than $40 needs to be stain proof. Thanks for listening and subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Reme...

Andrew and Johnny welcome comedian and former scientist Jono Zalay to the Cavalry for episode 103. Jono tells the story of how he mistakenly stayed in a random person's house instead of his hotel room when he attended Andrew's wedding. Then he needs backup on participation trophies being bad for the environment and that charity shows should still pay comedians fair even if they're r...

We hit the topics hard and discuss a listener review in episode 102 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on getting rid of cordless mics forever and being over speakeasy's. Johnny needs backup on the evils of tapas restaurants and how annoying it is when people are shocked your favorite band isn't The Rolling Stones or the Beatles.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for...

Comedian Joe Zimmerman joins us for a rollicking episode of The Cavalry. Joe needs backup on staying clean from his stock market obsession and trying to get those final abs. Make sure to follow Joe everywhere he's one of the best!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&ut...

It's episode 100 of The Cavalry! In this historic milestone we recap some of our favorite topics from the first 100 episodes and see how they've held up. We also have a listener to backup who left us a five star review! Thank you everyone for listening and we hope the next 100 episodes are slightly better. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https:/...

It's episode 99 and Johnny needs backup on audio books not counting as actual reading. Andrew needs backup on not allowing couples to grocery shop together. Plus more appliance talk and the Discount Bandit strikes again! Remember to leave a five star review on what you need backup on in your life and we might talk about it on the show. Join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!...

It's episode 98 of The Cavalry and we welcome the hilarious Monica Nevi to the show! Monica is a great comedian and the host of her own podcasts, Dumb Pitches and Hug Life which you should go check out! Monica needs backup on enjoying all beverages at room temperature and that gin is delicious and refreshing. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post show banter!  Support the show Remembe...

Johnny and Andrew make Cavalry history by recording their first ever in person episode! That doesn't stop them from having audio problems though. Andrew needs backup on people who complain about gas prices doing the most to keep them high and Johnny needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you a story and start it with, "What you've got to understand..." Post show ban...

Andrew and Johnny bring back their newest and most popular segment... Appliance Talk! Then Andrew needs backup on how hotels should provide toothpaste and the need for body positive male mannequins. Johnny needs backup on touch-less carwashes being useless and how he shouldn't be expected to remember anyone's name or face.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Sh...

Johnny needs backup on airlines covering more of your expenses when they ruin your plans, while Andrew chastises him for going cheap when shopping for flights. Then Andrew needs backup on never joining the Metaverse because he's locked out of his Playstation Account.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=un...

In another guest-less episode of The Cavalry, Andrew complains about a particularly horrible casino gig and Johnny invents a new segment, "Appliance Talk". Then Johnny needs backup on people not tagging funny tweets/posts with less funny versions of the joke. Andrew needs backup on banning smoking in casinos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes! A...

No guest for Episode 93 of The Cavalry which features Johnny needing backup on it being dumb to wear clothing with the name of the brand featured prominently. Andrew needs backup on changing the Oscar format to a returning champion system like Jeopardy. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter plus our monthly bonus episodes. Our desert island bonus ep is going up this week!  Support the...

Hilarious comedian and cheese connoisseur Kevin Bozeman joins the Cavalry. Kevin needs backup on goat cheese being the best cheese. Johnny needs backup on television shows not needing companion podcasts. Andrew needs backup on not wanting your kid to be too cool. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our bonus episodes!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon...

Great comedian, expert BBQ pit master and water polo coach Dave Williamson joins the Cavalry! After Johnny graciously informs Dave of the theme of our podcast 15 minutes in, Dave decides he needs backup on keeping his full mustache despite his wife's objections. Johnny needs backup on the branding for IPA's being misleading. Andrew needs backup on changing the NFL overtime rules to the c...

The Cavalry turns 90! Johnny and Andrew talk about how crazy it is that people routinely get themselves kicked out of comedy clubs. Johnny needs backup on how people shouldn't dress their babies in outfits with political messages on them and if you're gonna get cheap pizza then leave the fancy toppings off. Andrew needs backup on bringing back the phone call and abolishing the signature....

It's a no-guest special on episode 89 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on whether it being morally acceptable to trick his wife into thinking Panera soup was actually from the fancy grocery store. Andrew needs backup on people not getting too hung up on the word "mild" when it comes to Covid and warm public toilet seats actually being a pretty good scenario when you think about i...

The hilarious and wonderful Matt Knudsen joins the Cavalry in episode 88. Andrew tells Matt and Johnny about his experience on the Late Late Show with James Corden, including his brush with Covid. Then Matt needs backup on preferring practicality when it comes to a car. Johnny needs backup on the new features on cars actually making them less safe. And Andrew needs backup on the incredibly loud ai...

Happy New Year! In episode 87 of The Cavalry, Johnny talks about the bad gifts he got his wife and needs backup on how to keep the aging kids at the kids table for game night and how to trim the Christmas card list. Andrew needs backup on drivers being prejudiced against Priuses.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_m...