The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 205 - Need For Feed Being a vegan these days can’t be very easy. From rising prices in produce, to dishonest business practices that could lead to your “vegan friendly” food containing animal products, we really feel for you. You know who has it even harder though? Cannibals. Between being shunned by society for taboo behavior, and not knowing what your food was getting up to before it bec...

Episode 204 - They're All Going To Drink With You! It’s The King’s birthday, and we’re celebrating in style. We pulled out all of the stops for Stephen’s party this year. We hired local celebrity, Johnny Smith, to come and, in his own words ,“read.. everybahdies.. fwah-chins”. We’ve got US Senate hopeful Gregory Stillson in the house. Such a gentlemen, and the kids just adore him. That’s right, ev...

Episode 203 - Shave That Swampy Thang! Boy meets girl. Boy shows girl his amazing plant/animal combinant DNA formula. Boy gets covered in his formula, bursts into flames, falls into a bog, and re-emerges as a hulking swamp monster, who’s as tough as crabgrass, but makes love like a goldenrod. It’s a story as old as time. This week we grabbed some Hop Thing IPA from Abomination Brewing, and wallowe...

Episode 202 - Try The Kool-Aid, It's To Die For! It's cold, it's refreshing, it's sweet and flavorful, it's full of nostalgic goodness, and the best par... you can have it whenever you want for less than a dollar per packet, and the cost of a cup of sugar. Oh, and of course you must vow to give of yourself eternally, and pledge your undying devotion to the tree goddess, the giver of life. Those de...

Episode 201 - A Craft Service Nightmare Working in the craft service industry is hard. With all the different diets out there it's a tall order to try and please everyone on a film set. Between the actors that will eat anything and those with specialty diets that only eat Vegan, Veggie, Keto, fresh blood, or even the flesh of the other crew members, it's a miracle that anything gets served at all!...

Episode 200 - Fears, Beers & 4 Year Cheers Here we are. The two hundredth episode, and our four year anniversary. If you know us personally, you’d know that we’re not well known for our ability to fully commit ourselves to many of the hundreds of great ideas we have on a weekly basis, but this is the one that we have been able to pull off. Yeah, we know that what we decided to commit to is drinkin...

Episode 199 - Because Your Face Is Worth It: A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Retrospective Pt. 4 Well, we've made it. This is officially our last episode in the 100's, our last episode in our TCM retrospective, and our last episode before we ritualistically sacrifice ourselves to the podcast gods. Oh wait.... I've just been informed that we are, in fact, not invited to the ritual sacrifice because we ne...

Episode 198 - This Episode's Title Is A Mystery When we’re not watching horror movies, you can probably find us watching a documentary. Usually, they are documentaries about horror movies because we LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!!!! Whoa, sorry about that. Clearly you can see that we’re passionate about this. However sometimes we get sick of documentaries about horror, and that’s when we turn to something th...

Episode 197 - Easy Breezy Beautiful, Cut-A-Girl: A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Retrospective Part 3 Sometimes you need to just start over. For example, let's say you've been in a long term relationship, maybe about 21 years, and that relationship has just grown tired. Maybe its become an actual parody of itself. What do you do? Start over of course! At first everything is great, but then by the second...

Episode 196 - Hardcore Dancing In The Grindhouse Theater If you had a time machine, what year would you visit? Where would you go? What would you do? Would you go back and watch the moon landing? Maybe, check out Ancient Rome? Perhaps you would go back and watch the Beatles play at the height of Beatlemania. Not us though. We know we’re going. Back to the 1970’s, to the seedy, sleazy, probably sti...

Episode 195 - Maybe He's Born With It, Maybe It's Somebody Else's Face Texas Chainsaw Massacre Retrospective Part 2 RBF. We all know what it looks like. We all know someone afflicted with it. We all know that it can cause people to form an unfair negative first impression of you. Yes, Resting Bitch Face is certainly no joke, and it is a growing problem among men and women alike. Some insensitive p...

Episode 194 - Cold Brew-tality Things have been getting pretty toasty around here lately. Like 100° with 98% humidity toasty. We have a saying here in Michigan that goes, “I mean, you can try taking a cold shower, but you’re still gonna have swamp ass in about 10 minutes.” Ok, so it’s not so much a saying as it is an observation on the effectiveness of attempted cooling techniques during a Michiga...

EP 193 - Love The Skin You're In: A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Retrospective Part 1 The podcast which you are about to hear, is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of two "youths", in particular James Baird, and his inebriated friend, Michael. It is all the more tragic in that they were... sort of young. But, had they lived very, very sober lives, they could not have expected, nor would th...

Episode 192 - Boarding School Blues We’ve never personally experienced what it’s like to get sent to boarding school, but it seems like a pretty strange experience. Being sent away from your family at a young age to live with strangers, and worship the devil. Getting used to your new roommate, who is the daughter of a movie star, a somnambulist who dreams in heavy metal, and also can telepathicall...

Episode 191 - Drink-In and Drive-In For most of us the drive-in theater is a symbol of a bygone era. We see them featured in old movies and tv shows. We hear our parents tell stories of going on drive-in dates in their classic cars. In fact, there are even conflicting reports on whether James was conceived in the back of a Chevy LUV truck at the drive-in, or in a garage during his sisters second b...

EP 190 - Kill Me Quigley: Actor Spotlight: Linnea Quigley Chainsaws, Egyptian gods, hard-boiled detectives, motor oil drinking hooker cults, Dukey Flyswatter, razor blade apples, abandoned funeral parlors, young boys preoccupied with their own sister’s bodacious boobies, demons, lipstick tubes disappearing into nipples. What do all of these things have in common? That’s right, they’re all possible...

Episode 189 - Getting Railed After Midnight With everything going the way it is right now, it’s no surprise that we’ve heard some people say that they’re thinking about catching the last train out of this place. That’s all well and good, and if you’re looking to get out of dodge, we totally understand. We just want to suggest maybe you hop on one of the earlier trains though. Like, you can still l...

Episode 188 - Dinner Special At The Rainforest Cafe Hey, what’s eating you, buddy? That’s a pretty normal question, that usually has a pretty normal answer. Not this week though, because it’s not so much about WHAT is eating us, but rather WHO is eating us. In the horror genre, that can have any number of fun answers. This week it’s the locals who have us on the menu, and they look hungry. They’re...

Episode 187 - What A Richard! - Directors Spotlight: Richard Stanley Typically when you say that someone is an absolute Richard, it’s meant as an insult. Like, “Don’t be such a Richard”, or “why don’t you ingest a satchel of Richards”, but every once in awhile an absolute Richard comes around and changes the entire meaning. Such is the case with the director in this week’s spotlight, the enigmatic...

Episode 186 - Bad Brew: House Of The Dead What can we say about this week’s movie pick? What can we say? No, seriously.... what can we say? We honestly can’t find the words. You’re about to listen to a two hour long episode of us staring at each other in stunned silence. Every once in awhile there may be a slight nervous giggle that devolves into a sob of anguish, or a sharp, frustration-filled ex...

Episode 185 - The Dark Side Of The Room With as many horror movies as we watch, we’re not ashamed to admit that we’re scared of the dark. Sure, it has affected our relationships with other people, and yes we do still have to sleep with a nightlight, and yes at the age of 34, Mike still pisses his pants if his cellphone goes into power save mode and dims slightly on an overcast day, but we deal wit...

Episode 184 - Bad Brew: Jupiter Ascending Mila Kunis scrubbing toilets, whispering almost every line, and asking too many questions. Channing Tatum with a blonde goatee, pointy ears, gravity-defying roller skates, and a gun that sounds like a barking dog. Futuristic space yuppies, bathing in human goo to stay young. Sean Bean actually surviving until the end. No, we are not describing what Mike th...

Episode 183 - A Little Ruff Around The Edges Dogs. Man’s best friend, right? Sure, but we get the sense that some people are mislead by that title. Anyone with a best friend knows that sooner or later, no matter how close you are, you’re going to have a pretty major fight. Lord knows we’re no stranger to that situation. For instance, just last week, I refused to give Mike the leftovers from my ste...

Episode 182 - The Devil Is In The Diapers It's day number 670,000 of lockdown, and we all seem to be learning a lot about the people we live with. Like, maybe you found out that your roommate always starts the day off with thirty-seven push-ups, no more no less, or that every morning your husband listens to "Feels So Good" by Chuck Mangione while he's in the shower. Perhaps you finally figured out...

Episode 181 - Hopped Up On Easter Spirit! When you think about it, Easter really is the perfect holiday for horror fans. Dead guys rising from the grave, freakishly huge animals, breaking into your house at night to leave your children candy, and hide colorful chicken fetuses all over your house. And don’t forget the most horrifying part of all. Having to spend an entire day Sunday with your mom’s...