The Butcher Shop

The cursed celebration of Samhain has ended but Cinema Beef has emerged from their chosen rabbit holes to put out a post- Halloween show. On this one, you will hear the never before released review that Jeffery X Martin and I did for the only film where a lawnmower is boner inducing. George Kennedy stars in Wacko from 1982. The second part of this extended episode is a preview of a project I have...

The beefers are and I quote Neil Diamond here heading for the future in this one, We talk two tales about humans, clones and their interchangeable parts. We talk organ exchange and general whimsy amongst teens in Parts: The Clonus Horror. Then, we talk utopian glee, betrayal and cats with Logan's Run.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne and X fly without Gary for this one in which they tackle two football-centric films featuring drugs, tears and some laughs with North Dallas Forty and Semi-Tough.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers get on the red eye to sunny Jamaica for some sweat and possibly some crime. With Cameron Scott in tow, we discuss two films with capers on coast of this great land with The Harder They Come from 1972 starring reggae legend Jimmy Cliff and The Mighty Quinn starring Denzel Washington and Robert Townsend.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy's boys are back and they are a couple beers short for this one. When an ore space tanker encounters a distress call, they pick up a boarder with dangerous cargo and a more sleazy secret. Of course there's sabotage afoot. This is the only film that Walter took his name off of so you know it's a mess. Filled with great performances from ace actors can't salvage this. Spoliers aside on our...

The beefers are back to play kid gloves with two films about child prodigies. First up, we have the button mashing, rain manning and brother snatching The Wizard from 1989 featuring Fred Savage. Then, Fred exploits his son's new found talent whilst insulting his family, the competition and pretty much everyone else in Searching For Bobby Fischer.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Bill and Tanya (Formally of The Horror Mafia podcast) to talk about monsters and the douches that try to manipulate them. We review the Fred Savage/Howie Mandel vehicle Little Monsters and Clive Barker's Nightbreed.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey beefers. We have special for you. Gary is joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss a very important duo of films. Once upon a time in the Louisiana swamps, there was a notorious hero with enormous facial hair and a penchant for women and making hooch. That man was known as Gator McKlusky. He is a hero, a charmer and possibly a father of no more than 49 children. It's Burt Reynol...

Welcome to the California coast. Where the tide can kill you amongst other things. Gary is joined by Mr. Venom to talk about two films in the surfspoitation genre being Surf II (not a sequel) and Surf Nazis Must Die.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers indulge in some party favors and get lost in the dust of the brat pack universe. We cover two films featuring these actors that circle the drain with sex, drugs, debauchery and sweater fetishes with St. Elmo's Fire and Less Than Zero. (Warning. This show contains casual jokes about drug use. These are done for humor of course. If you're on drugs and want to seek counseling, know that t...

The beefers struggle through their life goals and maybe just maybe......someone might just learn something. Or possibly get an STD. We delve into two Cameron Crowe scribed films about fast cars, wild parties, unprotected sex and how not to treat your significant others with Fast Times At Ridgemont High and The Wild Life.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers are back and going to Cali for some fun on the coast. We discuss two films featuring two California with a very specific epidemic. We welcome Jeffery X Martin back on this one with Iris' departure. He fills her shoes incredibly well with some banter that she would approve of. We are jetlagged and boy we are hungry for carnage. Enjoy the cuisine!  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy's boys are back and this time they're car breaks down in the town of Jericho. Where the men are lawless and can defy gravity. Join Bruce Willis as he plays both sides to make his paper and start a whole lot of shit. This features Walter Hill favorites such as David Patrick Kelly and Bruce Dern. It also welcomes Mr. Willis as well as Christopher Walken. Load up some extra clips. This is...

The Beef is back with special guests. While the beef ladies are away, Gary called an audible and brought in Lee and Leah from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to talk two more titles from the Cannon catalog. We go post apocalyptical with America 3000 and the upbeat but pseudo-religious experience The Apple. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features Jeff Bridges as the titular Wild Bill, Ellen Barkin, James Gammon, David Arquette, John Hurt and...

iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple and Emile Hirsh stars in William Friedkin’s Killer Joe.  ★ Support this podcast on Patre...

Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to battle the opposition and beat Team Evil in gravity defying fashion. This stars the great Steven Cho...

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you get horned up cat people looking for love and life forces in the Stephen King scribed Mic...

Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. Richard Grieco, Corbin Bernsen and Edie McClurg star in this installment of Roger Corman’s long line of horror an...

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall in Mr. Hill’s decent attempt at an epic featuring writing credits by John Miliu...

Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. 20 years later, we needed a hero and that hero will wear a cape and ride a motorbike. We cover...

Ricky and Gary ride their motorcars straight into the past apocalypse as we start our loving tribute to our friend Johnny with these shows. We start is out with a bang and a boob (just one) with Joe D’Amato dipping his toes into the illustrious world of the Mad Max rip-off 2020 Texas Gladiators aka Endgame from 1983.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Original Cinema Quad Poster – Movie Film Posters The Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. Will they escape with the gold or lose their heads? William...

Ring Of Steel Join Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel which is an underground sword fighting league where they fight to the de...

Last Call At Torchy’s #13 : Another 48 Hours The Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★