The Burgess Lovecast

The gang spends way too much time talking about how to be a millennial parent. Seriously, just Google it? 01:00 It feels like years. 02:00 I am the whirlpool 09:30 Why are so many podcasts named after butts 29:00 Pants rehashes old material for some reason 31:00 What's More Dangerous than Straws?

2 - Poem slamming 5 - What's in Pants' glass? 10 - Eat that spaghetti 13 - Backstory - the Strawberry Man 24 - Kat's Corner - Call before you fucking dig 27 - Make lasagna! 36 - Make brats? 45 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame This week, call before you fuckin dig, learn to make lasagna under threat of death, and go ahead, suck on those toes, we guess.

Woody Harrelson gets naked, John Goodman has a mustache, we rob a bank. Who wants some eggs?  2 Martin Sheen + Woody 8 Inside a Bunker with John Goodman 13 Brought to you by... 22 Who wants some eggs? 32 BACKSTORY 40 An absolute shit show 50 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?

Joe Biden is a super cool ghost, what the hell is wrong with Grape Nuts, and we learn how far Pants will go to seduce someone while wearing loud clothing.  0 - Well, this week's a wash 6:30 - What's in your glass? 9:30 - The Ghost of Joe Biden 17 - Backstory! 21 - Why do people eat Grape Nuts 27 - ASK PANTS ANYTHING 45 - Kat's Corner - Yet another Tinder date!!! 50 - What's More Dangerous than Asp...

This week - camels do coke, R Kelly makes a surprise guest appearance, Kat summons magic spiders, and an imaginary bear gives everyone important life advice.  3:00 WE LISTEN TO NPR 10:00 This podcast brought to you by 15:00 PASTA  20:00 We make Trump good 26:00 Gotta Go Piss (In The Woods) 31:00 KAT'S CORNER MAGIC 44:00 BE A LEADER 52:00 EAT CHEETOS 1:06 Strip clubs are the worst

The boys and Kit Kat celebrate 50 episodes! We dig into the vault and remember some of the good ol' times. Also, Trump stares at the sun, and Paul Giamatti guest stars, again! 00:30 Choose your own intro! 3:00 What's in your glass?! 9:00 The Sun Amiright 12:30 KAT'S CORNER 18:30 IT'S OUR 50TH EPISODE 48:00 A look back at some of our favorite episodes 56:00 BACKSTORY (no Batman!)

Kat gets hustled by a floor sander, Andrew is a surly teenager, everyone mispronounces LA CROIX, we all shock the monkey, and Bags tunes his "ick-tar."  00:45 - Pants runs analytics about Staind? 02:00 - Mom doesn't get Snapchat 07:00 - We have zero content prepared / Kat's Corner 11:00 - #ad  15:00 - Pants was a surly teenager 18:30 - What's in Pants's Glass? / Pants has a fancy dinner date 26:00...

Pants turned 30, Bags fell and broke everything, Kat had a Tinder date with a paralegal, and everyone has sweaty summer butts. 1 Fake Howard Stern 3:30 What's In Your Glass? 11 It's my birthday, bitch 15:45 Bags fell. 35 Kat's Corner: What Is Tinder Ghosting? 48 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame 

Pants fixes Washington, Kit Kat buys a house, and Robert knows how to get down. 00:45 That sounds bad  3:30 I'm concerned about our fans... 10:00 Kat's Corner - Kat bought a house! 15 Olive Garden is not safe for women 20 Pants fixes Washington 30 Pants gets his shit delivered  41 #WorstSong to play during the money shot of a porno 52 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame??

1 It's St Baggy's Day! 6 Pants has a bone to pick 24 Make America Ass Again 32 Kat's Korner 37 #WorstSong 50 Makes You Think With B Cobb 57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame The gang (+ guests!) get tanked for St. Patty's Day, we talk about anuses, the Rock puts Billy Crystal through a god-dang table, and we play our favorite games, too, so sayeth the spider. Drink every time we say "drink"!

We'll squeal for ya, free planes for everybody, and Kit Kat gets dick pic'ed. 0 Didja fall in? 5 Pants & Susan  15 Kat's Corner! Our Millennial Housewife. 21 "That's some dude's wiener" 30 MiketheAdmin can't hear us 37 What's In Your Glass 41 Patrick Stewart is shit, apparently 45 2 Phones 51 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame

This week: We mansplain to our mother. Pants delves into Furry culture. Walter Mondale is a pussy. Crazy Uncle Donny is our president, we guess. And Keldog gets toasted and reads death metal lyrics. 0 How drunk is mom?  4 What's In Pants' Glass? 10 Lunchables are an unneeded declicacy. 14 Pants' first Thanksgiving 30 Crazy Uncle Donny is President 41 Keldog is old and dry 1:06: Mom reads death met...

TBLC 43: Charles Heston Goes Nanners II: Chuck Fucks A Couch 0 Katrina Fucked Up the Beer Run 8 Bags wrestles as a federal judge 12 How do we rank against other podcasts? 20 Charles Heston Goes Nanners II 36 #WorstSong to have come on shuffle when you're 'in the mood' 57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame? Mike Pence is a misogynist jar of mayonnaise, we're still in the Forbes 500, Charlton Hest...

Pants has a run-in with the scary shovel guy from Home Alone. Bags is lost at sea. Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? (Yes). And finally, we're not as witty as we think we are. 0 Pants has an IMDB page 5 We'll do a greater than median job. 9 What's In Your Glass? 12 Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? 17:30 Pants has to at least try ASMR  24 Bags is lost at sea 40 DO...

This week, it's the return of #Keldog. Our mom is back on the show, she's three Stoli's deep, and she's ready to rumble. We play all our favorite games, including mom reading death metal lyrics. She also recounts descriptive stories of our births. It's gross.  0 Every episode is special  5:30 What's in your glass? 13 Who Is Harambe? Our mom weighs in. 15:30 What Has Erik Committed to Memory 19 Bac...

It's Christmas in July! We have a new EP, Pants does a Ted Cruz impersonation, and we are struck by the adversity of hot air balloon accidents.  0 The Vivica A Fox Scandal 5:40 What's in your glass?  8 Jimmy Stewart sells guitars 11 Christmas Shoes in July 17:30 Get to know your EP 31 Things Erik Has Committed to Memory 32 Katrina attempts to tell a funny story 35 What's More Dangerous than Aspart...

Britain is just one-upping us, Pants gets into the booming ocean market, the boys buy their father a 3D printer, and James Taylor wants you to smash that like button.  0 Self awareness 3:30 Pants didn't know who Brexit was 6:45 Independence Day Resurgence was not good (spoilers) 17 Independence Day spoilers over / #Content 25 Erik Drinks Something Gross and Tells Everyone About It 29 Andy's Oceans...

The boys discuss how Metallica didn't sell out, they pitch their new restaurant review app WELP, and help you lose weight with their own super effective diet programs which are also just crippling disabilities.  0 SATURDAY NIGHT BAGS 4 Imagine, OK, you're Metallica 12 Andrew is Charlie from It's Always Sunny 15 That's Not How That Works: Twister 19 WELP 25 The boys pitch their own amazingly effect...

The boys play 'what's in your can?', Pants convinces everyone to vote for Trump, and hey, uh, sorry about the Hitler thing. 1 This is a T-shirt that I've cut the sleeves off of 4 What's in your can? 9 Pants impersonates Hillary Clinton and convinces you to vote for Trump 22 Good Friends of the Podcast: ISIS? 38 Hitler: "It could've been better" 44 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?