The Blachelorettes

A virgin is the greatest lover, we find out what a bucket toilet is, and is Karl the most annoying human on earth? Listen to us dissect the most boring episode for us yet (and we're only on episode 2). Don't forget to send your thoughts to theblachelorettes@gmail.com!

Tayshia and Kaitlyn light up our screens, the men make some odd choices and Katie is into men cosplaying cats? Tune in to hear us breakdown the shortly-awaited season premiere of the Bachelorette and other breaking Bachelor Nation News. Email us your thoughts at theblachelorettes@gmail.com and we might read them on the show!

We follow Katie's lead and talk sex toys, we are tired of drama and trauma and we guess we're covering the next season of the Bachelorette (but we're not that happy about it). Tune in to hear us throw our thoughts around about the upcoming season and the Bachelor Nation franchise. Email us at theblachelorettes@gmail.com and tell us your takes! Katie meme: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWH8T1s3ue/?u...

Daphne finally learns empathy, Marina's hot girl summer is cancelled, and we share our thoughts on the Bridgerton season overall. Plus we recap the latest #BachelorNation headlines. It's another long one folks! Bridgerton Research Project Links: Survey:  bit.ly/bridgertonresearch Rate our podcast! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-blachelorettes/id1531910652

Daphne and Simon are happy way too early, the black people are down bad, and we share our thoughts about recent #BachelorNation news. Bridgerton musical TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeuNVreu/ Love and affection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWnxhn-Smb0 Bridgerton Research Project Links: Survey:  bit.ly/bridgertonresearch Rate our podcast! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-blachel...

Daphne discovers wet dreams, Daphne and Simon go from zero to fingering, and we recap Bachelor Nation News. Tune in to hear the tea!

A handsome Black Duke and a pretty white woman conspire to court! Tune in to listen to us breakdown the super popular Bridgerton -- and why it's potentially problematic! Bridgerton Research Project Links: Survey:  bit.ly/bridgertonresearch More about the research project:  https://shelflovepodcast.com/blog/posts/bridgerton-research/ The Atlantic article about The Bachelor: https://www.th...

Matt finally does what we all knew he would, Emmanuel and Matt have a diet dialog about race and Michelle is our ONLY Bachelorette. Listen to us breakdown the Bachelor season finale and After The Rose.

This week, we make something out of nothing (since this episode was so boring). In other news, we are Michelle Young STANS, Bri can never get a good date, and is Matt dating a certain blonde??? Tune in for the tea.

This episode is shorter than usual because the Women Tell All featured mostly hwite hwomen. Also, we discuss updates in Bachelor Nation drama, including THOSE tweets. #WeStandWithRachel Speaking time/Screen time reference: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLczHIYHp6C/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Bridgerton Research Project Links: Survey:  bit.ly/bridgertonresearch More about the research project:&...

We are officially a Michelle stan account. Also, Bri gets her revenge, Serena P. sends Matt home on his own show and we recap the Bachelor Nation drama of the week. Let's get into it.

King Clown needs to be fired, Matt says goodbye to half the women, and is there something racist about Aloe Blacc singing to a yt woman??? Tune in to find out

Jessenia clears Meredith from Ohio, Serena C. makes the reach of a lifetime, and Heather rolls up in a minivan. Let's get into it.

This one is called "Bye Felicia!" or whatever it is she said. We say goodbye to two of our villains but a new one emerges from the ashes. Can Matt have a real conversation with ANYONE about their feelings or will all the conversations be shallow? Find out all that and more on this week's episode! Where can you find us? Twitter Instagram

5 new WOC* enter the house, new girl Michelle saves the episode and Jhen and Lex actually disagree?! Tune in to hear the tea.

Will there ever be an episode where we DON'T complain about white women? Tune in to hear us break down all the mess this week

Matt puts Bri's and Sarah's lives at risk, the women play the most confusing wedding dress paint ball game ever, and Victoria is upset that none of that has anything to do with her. Listen to us break down episode 2 of The Bachelor.

Lingerie, prayers and a vibrator??? Listen to us recap the season premiere starring our first black* bachelor, Matt James. References we talk about: Rabbit: https://www.lovehoney.com/p/lovehoney-dream-rabbit-rechargeable-silicone-thrusting-rabbit-vibrator/a36358.html?p=36358&wgu=265115_54264_16098837388787_0955491686&wgexpiry=1617659738&utm_source=Webgains&utm_medium=affiliate&...

Ivan was done dirty, Ben magically can express himself and Tayshia finally gets her man! Listen to us recap the two episode season finale!

Tayshia cut FOUR guys loose, ABC is really on some BS and Ben is yet another emotionally unavailable, self-sabotaging man. Listen to us recap the TWO episodes we got this week.

Tayshia puts Noah in his place, the men get caught lying and Demar got sent home?!?! Let's unpack

Maybe wedding shoots aren't the best first dates? Also, the men go deep, Eazy thought he had it in the bag and we list our top threes.

Cow intestines aren't that gross, ok guys? Also, Bennett from Harvard tries to rap, the men's orgasms bring us to tears and Noah's top lip can't seem to find his bottom lip. Shhh Noah, shhhhh.

What happened this episode? Nothing. Listen to us talk about it anyway.

The men perk up the minute Tayshia walks in, Ivan actually talks and we're rudely interrupted by Clare and Dale AGAIN. Listen in as we wrap up this weeks episode of #TheBachelorette