Teencenter

We talk about popping dem cherries babyyy! Dropping loads!!! (Actually we were amateurs at the time that had no idea of what we were doing. But you gotta learn somewhere! Am I right?!? 🦗🦗🦗 Enjoy the show you filthy animals)

Love is a battlefield... And that battlefield left Bones like the limbless dude from the Metallica video "One". Whatever.

This is a new show with real conversations amongst real people. Let's see where it takes us. The Natural Playground will be it's own entity. Succeed or fail, we are going all in 😛 Love you guys! thanks for your support thus far babyyy! 🥴

The name is self explanatory... Enjoy your just desserts 

On Teencenter, we usually get right on the gravy train of wacky and ride it into the sunset. But once in a while we get deep, balls deep, in emotion. Listen as JP turns this into an 80's sitcom style "Very Special Episode", by talking about a really, really bad breakup. Like when Dudley almost got diddled by that bike owner on "Different Strokes". Follow us on Instagram/Twitter and Rate/Review the...

It's a real mixed bag of nonsense as the crew talks relationships, method acting and gremlins. Yeah I know, we all might have schizophrenia. More of a reason to rage now before we get committed to the looney bin 🥴 babyyy! Follow the show on Instagram/Twitter @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform! 

The boys are back babyyyy! Listen as we talk about JP's experience as the Jane Goodall of horny high schoolers, a Hooters aimed at the goth demographic and how Bone's is living the dream by having his own VR strip club. Follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform

(Act like this is the opening crawl of a Star Wars movie) With the makeshift studio in a fritz, the boys have to go to the mattresses (Godfather reference)! With a trusty iPhone (Model unknown) as a thought conduit, listen as JP babysits the broken mess that is Bonehova and tries to dismantle the self detonating human IED that is BMiz. We're talking Ol' Dirty Bastard, the movie "KIDS" and relation...

A bonus episode! The boys breakdown the Chris Watts murder case as only they can. This episode is dedicated to the goddess of MILFS, Marisa Tomei 😛 Follow the show @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform 📲

It's our Halloween episode babyyy! We talk horror movies, crazy creatures of folklore, aliens and the Pied Piper for God's sake! It's a real morbid circle jerk of doom, compliments of Teencenter! Rate/Review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform and follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram! 🎃

We've got scraps! Extra audio that would fall on the cutting room floor, now takes center stage babyyy! We talk "The Day The Music Died", "Sexy" Sara Jessica Parker and our own super heroes. This is like the audio version of leftovers. Make of it what you will and enjoy! Follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and Rate/review us on your favorite podcast listening platform ;^)

We've got scraps! Extra audio that would fall on the cutting room floor, now takes center stage babyyy! We talk "The Day The Music Died", "Sexy" Sara Jessica Parker and our own super heroes. This is like the audio version of leftovers. Make of it what you will and enjoy! Follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and Rate/review us on your favorite podcast listening platform ;^)

It's another tag team effort by Bmiz and JP as they carry the torch for another round of Teencenter! Feast on this meal of madness as the boys talk about their love for Pinhead and the "Hellraiser" series, Bmizzle's blackout drunken night out and the lame things that excite adults. It's another banger folks! Follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram and rate/review the show on your preferred po...

With Bonehova in exile at his Puerto Rican domicile after a nasty breakup, JP and Bmizzle join forces and access the archives (The Black Panther died?). But like some cheap wine and a cheaper date, you are gonna get something out of this babyyy! Listen as the podcast is highjacked by cousins Bobby and Paul, and hilarity ensues (Dick jokes and JP breaks a chair)!! Rate/Review us on your preferred p...

We're talking time travel, aliens, monsters, auto-erotic asphyxiation, public access tv... We've got it all babyyy!!! Listen as the trinity of wacky discuss all of these things and more! We are really stretching here people (And we ain't talking about Kegels). Support the revolution of silly and rate/review the show on your preferred podcasting platform. Also, follow us @teencentered ;^) on Instag...

On a very special episode of Teencenter, we talk about funny jokes, freaky monks and dark secrets of the past. This show is our spirit animal. Enjoy feeding on the emotional skin we shed babyyy! Open book club is in session! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. Welcome to the season of the Scorpio playas!!!

With all of the claustrophobia that comes with being quarantined, we decided to talk about the insane, clusterf#@! of madness that is McKamey Manor. We don't want to give too much away. This one is good :^) Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform and follow us @teencentered #staysafe

After a week's hiatus (Because why the hell not?!), the boys are back with some real fire! During a standard recording session featuring the usual nonsense, the BDGS (Big Dick Gorilla Squad) started talking about the interesting story of Dan and Linda Broderick. We don't want to give too much away, but hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn! Listen as the circle jerks spin a yarn about sex, betray...

Mighty Ducks, Mighty Cucks Babyyy! We are in the eye of the storm as Mother Nature grabs us by our taint meat! Listen as we talk about loose women (And men), wacky baggy fashion of the late 90's/early 2000's, Nintendo's grasp on our lives and the myth that was "The Shocker"! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred listening platform ;^)

Love's a bitch. Loose lips sink ships.. Follow us @teencentered on Twitter & Instagram (Soon to whip out our big, thick, veiny TikTok's!), and also rate/review us on your preferred listening platform babyyyy! 

The boys go off the reservation on this one! Listen as they talk about bad movie sequels, misogynist music of their youth and aliens! It's an all over the place (Is there any other kind?) episode of Teencenter! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy! 

Sex phone lines, libido's and mayhem! 8-Track ear love is a real thing baby!!! We are off of the reservation! Follow us @teencentered and give us a positive rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform. The game is ours playa! 

After a short hiatus, the boys are back with a monsoon of madness! With BMizzle on the road, JP and Bonehova turn back the clock to reflect on movie going experiences back in the day, daytime talk shows and the controversy behind the infamous "Jenny Jones Murder". It's another random conversation pulled from the dark recesses of the Teencenter mental brain trust. Rage on baby! Follow us @teencente...

4th of July baby! It's been a wacky year, but some things never change. Like family... Good or bad, we are who we are. Here's a wacky, yet genuine, walk down memory lane. Stories about a place that might seem like fiction, but we can assure you that every tale is true. This is the alternate reality that was "The Countryhouse". Don't shoot your eye out! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review...

An episode straight from the Horse's mouth! We have our first submission to our "Teencentrify Challenge". A story about justice on the streets of Albany! Then it's straight to the backyard bar, for irreverent talk on the bastardization of stories, history and wedding speeches! Teencenter here we come! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platfo...