Technopathic

How much will Michael Jordan's championship shoes go for at auction? What flaw do pizza robots exhibit? Why is the dinner date dying? The answers to these questions, plus passive-aggressive phrases, in today's show.

Did ancient children do homework? Why should you treat weekends like vacation? What does "commenting for reach" mean? The answers to these questions, plus Ketchup Boat Guy, in today's show.

What is the last thing Americans do before bed? How can you improve your odds of getting on a reality TV show? Why can you eat beaver on Fridays during Lent? The answers to these questions, plus the Slap Patrol, in today's show.

How can ChatGPT mess up your inbox? How can you eat like a reasonable person on vacation? Why should you tolerate grumps at work? The answers to these questions, plus processed food addiction, in today's show.

What is a breakup haircut? What are the results from a four-day workweek? Why should you write your Congressperson?  The answers to these questions, plus Internet Acronym Game, in today's show.

What does ChatGPT say about Matt and Kate? How can you make ramen lasagna? What everyday activities should you count as exercise? The answers to these questions, plus ghostwritten texts for your kids, in today's show.

How can transcranial stimulation help you on a flight? Why are we sending hair into outer space? What odd smells are featured in novelty perfumes? The answers to these questions, plus adults with stuffed animals, in today's show.

What is HGTV's show inspired by Magic Mike ? Which pizza toppings are becoming more or less popular? Is Daylight Saving Time going away forever? The answers to these questions, plus Applebee's vs Nettie's House of Spaghetti, in today's show.

How did Matt get jalapeño juice into a stranger's eye? What are lab-grown diamonds? Should you eat a robot? The answers to these questions, plus a painful Naked and Afraid injury, in today's show.

What is Patrick Mahomes secret to success? Why does Kate have a beer bong? Why does Nettie's Spaghetti discrimate against children? The answers to these questions, plus greased up poles, in today's show.

How long can seven-layer Mexican dip stay at room temperature before you get ill upon eating it? Should you buy clearance Valentine's candy for Easter? Why did the woman quit her job at the chemical plant? The answers to these questions, plus Goodbye Internet Explorer, in today's show.

Do aliens have balloons? Why was Post Malone kicked out of the bar? Which classic TV character is set to return? The answers to these questions, plus Chick-fil-A's chickenless chicken sandwich, in today's show.

Does slow-motion video sell more products? Why should you get engaged at Cracker Barrel? How do dumpsters communicate? The answers to these questions, plus funeral-home humor, in today's show.

Why are traffic signals getting a fourth light? What are the worst ideas for first dates? Why should you know your neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus drunk dialing, in today's show.

Should you buy fresh cuts of meat from a vending machine? Which states drink the most alcohol? How accurate is the Groundhog? The answers to these questions, plus Superbowl prop bets, in today's show.

What is a deinfluencer? Why did Kate almost smack her masseuse? What do you call a man with an axe in his head? The answers to these questions, plus Pooh Bear vs Cocaine Bear, in today's show.

What is Potato Girl doing at the Superbowl? What is the Buy Nothing Movement? Does Jeff Bezo's trim his own toenails? The answers to these questions, plus Galentine's Day, in today's show.

What TikTok trend is causing headaches for restaurants? Why did Leonardo DiCaprio name a snake after his mom? How do you show love to a robot? The answers to these questions, plus Chinese Spy Balloon, in today's show.

How can you eat yogurt with chopsticks? How can you sneak the maximum number of snacks into the movie theater? Is Matt allowed to join Farmers Only? The answers to these questions, plus social media withdrawal, in today's show.

What's the latest daytime TV show cancellation? Who are the latest nominees for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? What's the latest hotel hack? The answers to these questions, plus voice-to-text fails, in today's show.

Are meteorolists upset about groundhog forecasts? What is the 100 Envelope Challenge? Did archaeologists unleash a malady upon the world when they discovered Egypt's oldest mummy? The answers to these questions, plus rent a hen, in today's show.

What is MILF Manor? What social network are teens "almost constantly" on? Which foods are less and more expensive compared to last Superbowl? The answers to these questions, plus Dry January results, in today's show.

How many selfies did a bear take? How can you "savor" to improve sleep? Do you need a diamond engagement ring? The answers to these questions, plus walking on Lego, in today's show.

What is the superior bubble wrap? Is DiGiorno pizza bad? What is Home Depot dating? The answers to these questions, plus Nutrition: True or False, in today's show.

Should you connect your smart appliances to the internet? What is Lucky Girl Syndrome? Who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor? The answers to these questions, plus validating boomer takes, in today's show.