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This Week: Come down the rabbit hole with me. Bob Ross, Television Artist, mysteries. The Charlottesville Tragedy and Subsequent Debacle. Inventing the "Alt-Left". How Paul Ryan chills. "Ditch Mitch" actually refers to Mitch McConnell's love of low places. Trump does improv. Baron's career in apps. Statuesque Alabama. Nathan is sick of depth. Trump's honorary law degree, are you kidding?!?! A requ...

Hot off the presses!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com   Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's wr...

This Week: Moderate Entertainment Ahead. Bong Jour! The State of Things in the Keebler Tree. Kid Rock v. Will Smith for Senate. Lawn Care as a Social Construct. Justin Starts His Day as a Purse Chicken. Paw Patrol Encourages Hoarding. The Best Part of Mini-Golf. Pepe Le Pew Is Super-Rapey. Nathan's Obsession with Anvil Drops. Bathing in the Dip. Visiting the Void. The Perils of Beach Shit, NE. Hip...

This Week: Phil Vai...uh...Valentine. Dog Tetris. Single Child Home. Marvis: The Fourth Planet from the Sun. The Presidential Combo. Dick Cheney's Foot Rub. Starting rumors about Laura Bush. Eyes Wide Regan Administration. No one gives a fuck about Planet X. Steve Bannon and Marilyn Manson have at least one thing in common. Fuck yeah John McCain. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badl...

This Week: Don't Let Baby Watch "Snowflake". The Marshmallow Test. Mozart was not oppressed. Another rock and roll suicide. The cat-like tendencies of Jim Morrison. Every Segway ride is someone's first Segway ride. The Smashing Pumpkins "Thirty-Three", Justin's swan song. Heavy on the heavy news. Spicey can return to his bush. Justin is challenged to get all his news from Fox News (for one week).....

This Week: Nathan is steamed. Cool Papa Bell was faster than the speed of light. The Tao of Black and Mild Wine's. Justin needs you to join his cult. Discovery store Zen. Drafting mantras. Clive Anderson's ties. How to use your arms while walking so it is not disturbing. Nathan straightens his imaginary bow tie. Crafting your very own phobia. The time stopping power of Chuy's fajitas. Hot takes of...

This Week: Clicking the tea. The ever-turning scale of sacrilege. Copywriting the Bible. Writing our Jesus movie. Hobby Lobby smuggles ancient tablets. What?! The Holy Corporation Scale. Romancing the dictator. Nathan teaches Justin to tell fish tales. Pocket Sized. How to eat a human liver. The pains and pleasures of the Wozard of Iz. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley,...

This Week: Studio quality audio. Hot brown all around. Starburst and beer, a winning combination. Less news, more news. Colbert, hilariously, announces running for president in Russia. Pining for Herman Cain. The possible trend towards celebrity presidents. Backed into choices we don't want to make. Unnecessarily strategerizing the 2020 Democratic ticket. The All-You-Can-Eat Sadness Buffet. Like g...

Thanks spiders!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writin...

We're back!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing fo...

This Week: Mary smells of roses. Scratch and sniff Catholic candles. Clemency. What does Jesus smell like? S&G = Lube and Ash. Vomit Nose. The brief salve of the French elections. What James Comey is doing with his free time. A Spicer in the hand is worth more than one in a bush. Cum Laude! Rick Perry is amazed. Hawking says we gots ta go. We prescribe Bill Nye. Reinventing Bob Corker. What di...

This Week: 808's, 909's and Other Things with 0's In the Center. Getting Down with The Get Down. Justin Says It Again, "Don't Trust Anyone Named Jerry in the Music Industry". House Republicans Decide to Fuck Everyone... Except Themselves. What Years of Republican-ism Does to Your Looks. Strange Love for John McCain. Put the Baconators Down! A Gaggle of Stinkhorns in Your Backyard. The Kid That Cou...

This Week: Freak Snow. It's Best Not to Know Your Neighbors. Sex Bugs and Where to Find Them. Eyes Wide Disturbed. Michael Jordan's Has Become a Sad Person :( So, No Kisses for John Waters...? How to Pitch a No-Hitter on LSD. "Keep Going Until the Floor Becomes the Ceiling" and Other Inspirational Quotes. The Boyz Complain About Other Countries And Quickly Recognize That We're the Worst. Catastrop...

This Week: Is Sober Justin Higher In Quality? No... No, he isn't... Stop suggesting that he is... it can't be possible. Alcoholics Anonymous Apps. Sorry for the sniffles, folks! Elvis' Mike and Ike's. Go to Sun Records Nathan, go! How are things in Mauritania? They're bad. They've always been bad. Reluctant reading of the news. And then what happened? A big time hard on for The Washington Post. Wa...

This Week: Trump's Bisexual Special Needs Cat, Justin's Childhood Rule of Iraq, How To Look Isolated, Bright Colors for Middle East Peace, Snakeism, Name Your Band Bigley, NPR's Cider Concern, Lindsey Graham Gets the Sauce, Letters to Michelle, Ted Cruz the Televangelist, Serve the Servants and Judge the Judges, Admiral Carell Goes Before Congress, Neil Gorsuch's Life in Black and White, Kale Smoo...

This Week: The Maddening of March, Nathan Likes Water Too Much, Hoping for OK, Trump Wants to Make Sweet Love to Andrew Jackson, MAGA: The Pokemon Budget, Spicey Puts On His Undies, Betsy Devos' Diamond-Encrusted Flying School Desk, Presidential Book It!, The Limbaugh Abdomen, The Hamburglar Takes Over McDonald's Twitter Account, Daniel Tiger's Second Job. And more! Post Credits Song = Biofunk = J...

This Week: Noise Promises, Breaks Are Important, Justin's Evan Dando Tramp Stamp, Iceland Becomes the First Country to Demand Women Have Equal Pay, Nathan Is NOT Eating People, Scott Pruitt DEFINITELY Is, Antonin Scalia's Hunting Club, Hey Kids! Chocolate Pasta! And more! Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Em...

This Week: Screaming at NPR, Make America Great Again Berets, Nathan Will Never Get Runner's High, Laziness: The Anti-Drug, Dre/Z 2020, Oprah Has Thought About Running For President, Visit Russia's Sadness Depot, Radio Controlled Flying Dildos!, Jeff Sessions Cloven Hooves Click Nicely On Government Marble, Steve Bannon Has Gross Feet, Calling the Department of Justice, Everything is Fish and Chip...

This Week: Horse Dancing Out of Bounds, Nathan Colludes with Russian Horse Dancing Officials, R.E.M. Defends Georgia Against General Sherman, Puzder Steps Down, Flynn is Ousted, Russian Smoke Continues to Gather (It's Sad and Alcoholic), In Da Club, #TrumpPressConference, The Moderate Left Is Sitting Here, Establishing A New Mainstream, Thems the Beans, How the Cookie Overcomes, A Trio of Anti-LGB...

This week with 20% more hope! Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a vo...

This week we catch up on a political week that felt like three. Welcome to a new reality folks. Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You lo...

This week Nathan and Justin venture into the field to report from Nashville's Power Together TN March in Solidarity with the Women's March on Washington the day after Donald Trump's Inauguration. Thanks for Listening! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr...

Hang in there everybody!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan...

This Week: A Bad Case of Sugarfoot, Cute Girls with Diabetes, Attack of the Killer Meatballs, Hatin' on Bobby Flay, Justin's Wife Punches Rachel Ray, Make America Grape Again, Christopher Steele (kind of like real life James Bond), Trump Likes to Watch People Pee on Each Other, Dings for Eric Trump, 3 Doors Down Plays "Kryptonite" for the Inauguration, Cumbersome Cabinet Nominations, Bullshit Brei...

This Week: The Seuss Strikes Back! The Cat in the Hat Invades Your Home. Annotated Mein Kampf Bestseller in Germany (not joking). The French Nationalist Fricassee. Nathan and Justin Poison Themselves with Hackberries. Second Hand New York Times. Old Cherry Goes to the Pub. The Horror of Justin's 5th Grade School Journal. Justin Is Not Whele. A Very Moist Spring Break. Our Commitments to the Furtur...