Squirrel Talk

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the world of satisfying revenge moments across movies and television. From the legendary long game in Shawshank Redemption to the brutal efficiency of John Wick , to the absolutely unhinged justice delivered in Game of Thrones , the guys break down what makes a revenge story truly unforgettable. We cover  the most shocking, cath...

In this feast-filled episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the most controversial Thanksgiving ranking of all time. From the sacred staples to the questionable casseroles, the guys break down every major Thanksgiving dish and sort them into the official S–E tier list . Nothing is safe — not the turkey, not the cranberry sauce, not even the green bean casserole. S-tier legen...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the bizarre world of completely made-up, absolutely ridiculous, zero-chance-of-being-taken-seriously fake cults . What starts as a simple idea turns into a full-blown spiral of nonsense as both hosts unveil their increasingly unhinged creations—from over-enthusiastic woodland worshippers to organizations with rules so weird even...

Chris and Mike bring you high-energy, hilarious, and unpredictable conversations about movies, games, pop culture, and life's weirdest moments. From epic movie quote battles to wild hypotheticals and laugh-out-loud debates, Squirrel Talk is equal parts funny, smart, and chaotic — guaranteed to entertain. Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether your lights flicker, your breakers trip, or you're just ti...

In this special Squirrel Talk SportsCenter edition, Chris and Mike confidently step into the world of professional sports journalism — despite knowing absolutely nothing. From Tom Brady's record-breaking golf stats to LeBron James' incredible 42nd NBA season with the Toronto Timberwolves, the guys deliver bold opinions, made-up stats, and unearned confidence across football, basketball, baseball,...

In this spine-tingling episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive into several real-life hauntings that have terrified locals and fascinated paranormal investigators for decades. From haunted hotels and restless spirits to cursed homes and ghostly legends that refuse to die — the guys cover it all. But things take a wild turn when a ghost named Phil decides to make his presence known mid-recor...

This week on Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go full cryptid mode—trading tales of mythological creatures from both North and South America! From Mexico's weeping ghost La Llorona and Brazil's backward-footed Curupira , to the icy forests where Bigfoot and Wendigo still roam, the guys compare legends, argue over which monsters they'd least want to meet in the dark, and laugh their way through some...

This week on Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike take you on a wild ride through the world of theme parks! From unforgettable roller coasters and hilariously bad souvenirs to food adventures and those moments you can't plan for, we swap stories from our own theme park trips. It's all laughs, nostalgia, and a few "did that really happen?" moments as we talk about what makes theme parks so magical (and s...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike crack open the time capsule of Saturday mornings and weeknight syndication to revisit the shows and cartoons that were once huge but have since slipped into the dusty corners of pop culture memory. From transforming cars and hologram knights of the 80s to eco-warriors, biker mice, and way too many TMNT knock-offs of the early 90s, we're diving into...

n this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive into their favorite books and the stories that have stuck with them over the years. From childhood classics to epic adventures, we swap titles, share memories, and talk about why certain books leave such a lasting impact. Whether you're a lifelong reader or just looking for your next good pick, this episode is full of laughs, nostalgia, and ple...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go all-in on squirrel facts — the weird, the surprising, and the downright hilarious. From why squirrels zig-zag when they run, to how they accidentally plant millions of trees, to the secret reason some of them glow pink under UV light, we dive deep into the world of our furry, nut-stashing neighbors. Recorded on location at The Black Squirrel cof...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive into their perfect day of food . From breakfast through late-night snacks, they walk through all the meals they'd love to eat in a single day, mixing in nostalgia from their youth and favorite spots along the way. From comfort food classics to unforgettable local bites, this episode is guaranteed to make you hungry right along with them. Spons...

Chris and Mike throw history's greatest minds, leaders, and outlaws into the ultimate royal rumble of chaos . From Einstein throwing haymakers of logic, to Julius Caesar barking orders mid-fight, to Blackbeard swinging in with pirate fury—this episode spirals into hilarious, unpredictable madness as everyone battles for the crown of history's last legend standing. Who survives? Who gets hilariousl...

Sometimes the best episodes are just hanging out and catching up. In this laid-back edition of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike slow things down to swap stories, share laughs, and talk about how life's been going lately. From everyday randomness to genuine conversations, this one feels like pulling up a chair with two old friends. Sponsor Shoutout: A huge thank you to our sponsor, 1Up Electric – pow...

In this episode, Chris and Mike dive into the world of legendary comebacks — from TV shows and movies to products and brands that disappeared, only to rise again. We cover the successes ( Futurama , Doctor Who , Cobra Kai ) and the total flops ( History of the World, Part II , Knight Rider 2008 , we're looking at you). Chris brought the facts, Mike brought his own AI research, and together we comp...

This week, Chris and Mike put each other through the ultimate guessing game—answering ridiculous questions without actually hearing them. The result? Pure, unfiltered chaos. From spirit animals with questionable hygiene to raccoon battles in Waffle Houses, neither one of us had any idea what the other was asking… but that didn't stop us from confidently shouting our answers. (Fun fact: Mike got re...

What do you get when you cross a war epic with Muppets and sprinkle in some highly questionable Hollywood sequels? You get this week's episode of Squirrel Talk ! Chris and Mike take on the Stanley Rubric: War Movie Edition , grading ridiculous (but amazing) concepts like Saving Private Rizzo and Full Felt Jacket , where one lone human actor leads a battalion of felt and foam. But that's not all—we...

In this hilarious episode of  Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a literary showdown of the weirdest kind. Armed with help from their AI co-pilots, each host brings a mix of bizarre, ridiculous, and unbelievable book titles—some 100% real, others completely made up. The challenge? Decipher which ones are legit and which ones are fiction. From psychic Sasquatches to engine-block cook...

In this wildly entertaining episode, Chris and Mike throw sixteen of the most iconic fast food and cereal mascots into a no-holds-barred tournament to see who would come out on top. From tiger-powered takedowns to rainbow-fueled chaos, the bracket is full of surprising matchups, ridiculous stats, and plenty of passionate debate. The rules are loose, the logic is questionable, and the laughs are no...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris dives into several inventions from the last 40–50 years that were once considered completely dumb, unnecessary, or downright ridiculous—but now we literally can't imagine life without them. From smartphones and robot vacuums to Crocs and QR codes, these modern marvels went from punchlines to power moves. Meanwhile, Mike brings in his energy with a competing...

In this hilariously enlightening episode of Squirrel Talk , Mike puts Chris to the test with a list of common idioms — phrases we all use but rarely stop to think about. From "break a leg" to "kick the bucket," Mike reads each idiom aloud, and Chris tries (and usually fails) to guess where it came from and how it was first used. The two go back and forth with wild theories before uncovering the ac...

In this fiery episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike take on their own version of the infamous Hot Ones challenge—eating wings coated in increasingly scorching hot sauces, ending with one that hits a brutal 1,000,000 Scoville units. But the heat isn't just on their tongues… it's on their hearts too. The twist? All the questions come straight from their wives. As the wings get hotter, so do the...

In this hilariously painful episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a no-holds-barred Try Not to Laugh Challenge featuring some of the worst (or best?) dad jokes ever told. From pun-ishing puns to groan-worthy one-liners, it's a battle of wills and bad humor. Can they keep a straight face? Or will the power of a truly awful joke break them? Tune in to find out—and maybe play a...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a global guessing game of absurdity. From mysterious inventions to downright bizarre products from around the world, the guys take turns reading cryptic descriptions and trying to figure out what in the world the other is talking about. Is it wearable? Is it edible? Is it something no one should have ever invented? Probably yes t...

In this definitely human-written, not even remotely AI-generated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike bring you some deeply educational content—like why the Catholic Church once put a corpse on trial (spoiler: the corpse lost), how a whale explosion rained down calamity on Oregon, and why Australia had to surrender to a bunch of angry emus. It's the kind of hard-hitting, factual journalism you...