Spiritual UnDirection

Learn some fried fish hacks, unorthodox pumpkin spice applications, and midwestern expressions. If you don’t enjoy it, we won’t beat you up because the Bible condemns self-defense.   Discussion Starters: Peak pumpkin spice, flavors and scents, trash bag reads, self-defense and others-defense, how to spice things up, wives’ interests and hobbies, Thanks for Punderstanding with daughter interruption...

Join us for a tour of Prague as we discuss the endemic rampant atheism and the most recent release from T-Swift. Hop into Chris’ fossil fuel guzzling F-350 and listen as Tomald Drumph and Wayne-as-Jesus interact.   Discussion Starters: Taylor Swift putting football on the map, comparing T-Swift with Presidents and Popes, is God a loser and a failure, 15-year-old watch Dogma, the sacred heart, Than...

Plenty of Bible and shame talk in this episode where we also spoil our doggies in the dog days of summer. Let’s hope you don’t have the chicken bone choking gene because Dorito time might be hazardous. Discussion Starters: Bones for dogs, daughters making soup, Deuteronomy 22:5, guys shaving their legs, is shame good or bad, Dorito dust, dog glands, pagan etymology, other motivations of Biblical a...

Enter into the insurance dungeon with us. Careful what you touch or you could say goodbye to Carol’s demonface forever and face your mortality buttfirst. Also, some convos about the hiddenness of God and denominations might show up.     Discussion Starters: Ernest Gary Gygax, office DnD roleplay, why doesn’t God reveal himself in dreams, Terry Crews in a pool of Jell-O, Christian denominations in...

Dogface Dogfart Dogfan… whatever his name… he’s our official Patron Saint of Spiritual Undirection Summertime. Hop on into our Christian Summer Camp experience and swim on land with us or walk on water with Jesus.    Discussion Starters: Kitchen Patrol, Hyundai, Patron Aint, swim on land or walk on water, swinging around the L word, How to be popular at Christian Camp, age of accountability, watch...

Join us around the 4th of July BBQ for a great conversation with long dead saints, and rekindled friendships. Don’t be ashamed to raise your hands in worship while you listen, or just scratch your wife’s back and hope that it counts with God.   Discussion Starters: Two Truths and A Lie: stolen cars and singed eyelashes and monkey bites, a visit from Santa Barbara, St. Crescentia, what if Christian...

What DOES Martha Stewart smell like after a light jog? Who knows!? One thing is for certain, though… if you’re a mandated reporter, you should have blown the whistle for the whole stoning of Stephen thing. And Katie… come get your man.   Discussion Starters: Accountability time for goals, Bible Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, the capital of Evangelicalism, Elon Musk and Chicken Sandwich wars, involu...

Squeeze some lemon on your schnitzel and get ready for a post-grad spiritual experience featuring the Mario movie and Wayne’s Botox Buttox. Laugh with us, and then cry with him over Food Network specials.    Discussion Starters: Scriptural senior superlatives, farting during baptism, disciple criterion, picture-perfect Christian marriages, Thanks for Punderstanding, differing sense of right and wr...

May the Fourth be with you… and with your Spirit. Explore the wisdom of George Lucas’ cosmos while pondering the heart of the incarnate Christ in all galaxies, no matter how far away.   Discussion Starters: Star Wars personal investment, Star Wars or Christian, can Christians sue, butt implant malpractice, Christianity in the Star Wars universe, Ewok salvation narrative, Thanks for Punderstanding,...

Save some room for the Holy Spirit and crack open a cold one on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s waxy jawbone. While you’re at it, step into the ALFophatic way and eat a cat while giving us four.   Discussion Starters: Prom chaperone techniques, Promophones, Adam and Eve belly buttons, long convo about Progressive Christians, cataphatic way and ALF/apophatic way, bricks and springs, 30 year old prom date,...

On the heels of Massage Monday, Turbo Tax Tuesday, and Wacky Wednesday, we definitely need a moment of Undirection to prepare ourselves for the seriousness of this weekend. Put on your boots and wade into the culture war. Also, hear from Chris’ cousin Pipopapupewebghost.   Discussion Starters: Best candy eggs in the universe, why did it take 3 days, experiences with the supernatural, statues of Je...

Breathe in the breath of life and breathe out jet puffed dog poop with us while we work through the consequences of our Sant Patty’s Day indulgence.   Discussion Starters: Saint Patrick’s Day hangover, a neighbor dispute about poop, smart people act, intelligence and wisdom, authorities established by God, mega church pastor salaries, does Kenneth Copeland count?, relic holy sponge watch, verse of...

Is that sweet smell the fresh bologna in the spring air or the fumes from a saint’s tomb? Only one way to find out! Crank up the EDM and ask Jesus if he likes it! Discussion Starters: Bologna, post-mortem healings and smells, Jesus’ music preferences, post-trauma afterlife, How to be a mystic, King Dedede, clone souls, Dallas Willard anthropology, Thanks for Punderstanding one-word edition.

Enlist in our Casselhoff Cult! But first, answer this: In what sauce do you dip the bottom half of your Cheddar Bay Biscuits? Ours is guilty pleasure. Whether you are literally or figuratively 900 years old, we’re here to give you some non-dualistic wisdom. Discussion Starters: Favorite kind of toast, Red Lobster pseudo-theft, Thanks for Punderstanding colonoscopy waiting room edition, ages in Gen...

Hop into the sensory deprivation chamber with us and let our wisdom and humor get you into an altered state of consciousness. Unless you have access to the Youth Pastor red phone, we’ll try not to lower the veil that blocks the heavens without your consent. Discussion Starters: Calls from the Youth Pastor Red Phone, shaming away jokes, Alexa Hasselhoff, Saint/Aint Valentine, Thanks for Punderstand...

An archaeologist, a Rock body double, and a filmmaker walk into a podcast. Okay so maybe it’s just three regular dudes. But we still stand by the fact that Jon has a hot body, although we remain conflicted about Taco Bell. Discussion Starters: George Santosesque exaggerations, resolution progress, calls from the public (thanks S&O) on Brave New World, subversive doctrines and church division,...

Clean it up! Get off that toilet and write a strongly worded letter to follow through on your resolutions. Be an Alpha fish, not a Beta fish. Try pronouncing the immaculahasselhof three times to convert that white fat into brown. Discussion Starters: New Year Resolutions, swimming in the Ohio River, Alien Sasquatch and Don’t Tell Dad, shalom, adenosine, wikihow to contact God, things to air fry, p...

This podcast is a safe space… unless you’re a Christmas Song… in that case you might just marry us. Whether it’s pleasure or pride that cometh before a painful fall, rest assured that you can feel better than a bruised rib while you listen to this Christmas-inspired podcast. Discussion Starters: Jon’s screentime, Chris’ skateboarding story, Kiss/marry/condemn Christmas songs, the Star of Bethlehem...

No nuts in this episode! Unless it’s swimming in your melted rocky road soup with some nutty nutty croutons… Or unless you count your three undirectors. Stay tuned for the release of our future album, Consensual Onion Consumption, with hit track, A Slaying Song Tonight. Discussion Starters: National Brownie Day and Act Like a Time Traveler, Feast of the Immaculate Conception, is kissing a sin, Rap...

Glut yourself upon the wisdom and folly of your UNdirectors, and then purge your UNgrateful attitude with us as we let out all of our UNthankfulness together. It’s a great day to gobble up some chili-covered American tacos (AKA hot dogs). Discussion Starters: World Cup, Unthanksgiving for things like spiders and George Lucas, all-you-can-eat buffet, understanding gluttony, Thanks for Punderstandin...

This episode has been validated by the department of weights and measures to be worth approximately 3 cans of cream of mushroom soup. We do have a moderate amount of schistosity in this rockin’ pod, so get comfy and tuck yourself into your bed at the Holodeck Inn. Discussion Starters: Special Ohio rolls and Biblical politicians, Florida man, forcing teens to go to church, caught not taught, Never...

Tuesday at the LA Fitness is the spookiest time of year, especially if the pool is filled by a swimmer’s biggest fear… river-Nazis. Face your fears with us, be they monsters, disapproving parents, or otherwise. Discussion Starters: Fears and phobias, dressing up for Halloween, David Boreanaz’s severed tendons, Jesus costume, Halloween no-nos, urine in strange places, God created sin, Pokemon or te...

The deciduous leaves are falling off the trees and the laughs are falling out of our mouths. May you reap the delicious nectar with relish. Discussion Starters: Autumn free word association, Spice girls, Jesus’ podcast, Noah calls in, Father Rapper Bible, violent video games, Christians from Japan, night seasons in Christianity.

If you have an inflamed Hasselhoffian itch, then this is the episode to help you scratch it. But be prepared to have your musical sensibilities insulted in the process. Remember, though, this is just for funzies AND it’s our 50th episodiversary… so chill out. Discussion Starters: Golden and silver presents, bad music, mortal or venial, friendly honks and farts, interfaith marriage, Thanks for Pund...

It’s time to draft Goliath as your grundlesnap quarterback for your Biblical fantasy football league. As summer burns its last flames out in on its way to spring, ignite a passion for wisdom, puns, physics, and American football. Discussion Starters: Fantasy Football, things we learned too late in life, emotions, denominations, healings, Elijah and Enoch’s resurrection and relativity, salvation in...