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strange new worlds gets an enby, the hageman bros. discuss the future of prodigy, george takei getting fucked by the fairness doctrine, and we talk about how scott bakula is a chill discreet mfer with a nice butt

alec baldwin charged with manslaughter, twitter's advertising revenue dries up, mike lindell loses a bunch of money over election conspiracies, charities are actually not great, and some typical republican union busting

every single production detail about First Contact. ever.

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definitely starring cch pounder as lily https://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbs soytrek.com

the section 31 spinoff finally gets an update (kinda?), Discovery poorly explains dumb things from Picard, and Majel Barrett will no longer be the voice of Star Trek computers

all presidents are bastards, andy dick is a bastard, elon musk is a bastard who accidentally funded nazis, d&d is a bastard, peru is a bastard, UFOs are pretty cool, Rick AND Morty are bastards, but the dude who killed shinzo abe is REALLY FUCKING COOL

dear star trek captains: stop trying to be action stars. you are old. https://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbs soytrek.com

let's give a kneeling ovation for the chronicles of ribbon https://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbs soytrek.com

featuring Alan Ruck as Captain Fuck https://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbs soytrek.com

we watch one of the augments sucks Arik Soong’s soul out through his dick https://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbs soytrek.com

RIP to mudd's woman maggie thrett, fusion energy is on the horizon, and the ways in which SNW has retconned TOS

southwest airlines fucks up because, you guessed it: capitalism, and federal prisons finally have to have working security cameras (but there's no penalty if they don't)

when it comes down to it, quentin tarantino is just the roman polanski of feet

where the hell is duncan mccloud?

Is quentin tarantino directing a star trek miniseries?, is julian bashir returning to trek?, which language is harder: na’vi or klingon?, was mork from ork in the trek universe?, trek invents sliding doors, updates on the new Sisko comic, and we critique somebody else’s year end list

we discuss the winter storm coming down on america, britain explains the broken bail system, scotland does a solid for trans rights, a tesla on autopilot causes an autopileup, facial recognition technology and what it means for the punitive state, and asking your local city counsel for a public sex dungeon

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star trek's first woman director dies, quark gets a corgi, training an algorithm to understand tamarian, terry matalas hires a dude from 12 monkeys to captain the titan, we all want star trek: o'brien, the roddenberry foundation paints some satellites or something, and truly one of the dumbest articles ever comparing star trek tos to...the capitalist economy

chewing gum soup, trump sells $4.4mil of nft ‘trading cards’, anti-vaxxers more likely to get in serious vehicle accidents, a possible fentanyl vaccine, scientists discover the snake clitorus, elon suspends jouralists from twitter for *checks notes*…journalism, and a hilariously bad understanding of leftists’ view of capital by a…world war 2 historian?

captain britain challenges alexander the great to a dick sucking contest in sto-vo-kor

spoiler alert/3 word review: cameron. don't. miss.

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