So You Think That Was Good Do You?

Pauline loves surgery almost as much as she hates the church, her mom, people calling her out on her weirdness, and just about any social norm. Based on the short film of the same name, Excision (2012) proves you can't write a script if every other line starts with "and then". Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

Under the guise of new content, Bill and the gang rehash much of the first half the movie in their effort to defeat Pennywise. But this time they have a secret weapon; Silver. A character, in the form of a bike, who was absolutely set up in the prior half. Together, the bike and "we" gather their strength to destroy IT once and for all... by doing exactly what they did the first time. Music create...

Tory, Nathan, Ozzie and Alex face off in a deadly game of Top Trumps with the titular Leprechaun. Desperate to find his crock of gold, this murderous [redacted] uses every power in the Leprechaun handbook to catch them; including teleportation, small cars, biting, and scratching. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

Blissfully unaware Gabe, know-it-all Sari, and rice kingpin Uncle Ben continue their grave robbing spree with the tomb of Khor-Ru. But having secured a magic rotting baby hand, Gabe unwittingly causes the return of the mummy. Music created by Pantile . Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

Pennywise the dancing clown, with powers both tangible and thematic, threatens the children of Derry in IT (1990) Part One. Bill and the Cult of We must harness the power of their imagination to ensure Pennywise remains weak to the big three: silver, acid, and the Korean War. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

Well well well, Spoopy Season is upon us once again and we begin a 9 week attempt to make Jonny cry starting with The Ring (2002): a 2 hour white-knuckle adventure of record rooms, videotapes, record rooms, newspapers and record rooms. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

Young Jerry has everything you need for a classic Goosebumps tale; a haunted piano, an overactive imagination, and beautiful hands. This titillating trifecta draws the attention of master robotics engineer, Mr Toggle, who proves Piano Lessons Can Be Murder. Music created by Pantile. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

A damaged and deranged madman is on the loose and the people of Gotham aren't safe! Luckily, they get a bit of a reprieve when he has to fight the Joker for a bit. It's Batman vs. Vatman in a movie that can only be described as one we watched this week. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

The cream-of-the-top Sheriff of Prosperity must solve her toughest case yet: the case of whether or not spiders have heads. Meanwhile, Chris McCormick returns from his 10 year self-imposed exile to re-open the local mine and locate an unrealistically large gold ore vein. All this and more in Eight Legged Freaks (2002), a movie mostly about spiders 50 times their original size, moving at -10 times...

The titular Blade (1998) learns Los Angeles' darkest secret, its entire butcher population is also its entire vampire population. Now Blade must complete his most important mission yet: to find a cure, to stop the vampire tornado god, and to answer this universe's most important question; why are motherf*****s always tryin' to ice skate uphill. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter &...

After Luke Graham becomes the lone survivor of the Martian Space Tornado Security System™, Jim, Woody, and Terri must make the Mission to Mars (2000) to save him. Little do they know, Mars' most unpopular citizen may be the only reason they (and we) were there to begin with. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

Dog Soldiers (2002) is primarily a film about trying to say something cool before you die, but there's also a quirky subplot where a group of soldiers must survive the night against a household worth of werewolves. The twist is that three other people are also werewolves, so by the end, we have about nine werewolves. Bet you've never seen a movie with that many werewolves. Music created by Jack Pa...

In The Witches (1990), a coven of reality-bending witches is unable to decimate a simple mouse-boy called Jake. Even the Grand High Witch, who is able to disintegrate others with a thought, is defeated by our cheese loving hero. And let's not forget all the help from our sugar loving hero (Luke's Grandma), who must face the ultimate foe: diabetes. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitte...

Britain's horniest man, Austin Powers, makes his debut as the international man of mystery. His mission: to convince us that this movie definitely has a plot, even though all evidence says otherwise. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel .

Budding psychopath, Kevin McCallister, uses his Christmas wish to make his family disappear in time for the holidays. Now he's Home Alone, festivities are to include trespass, thievery, torture and battery, all he needs are victims. Harry and Marv, you may enter the killing floor. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel . The "tree surg...

Having mastered the "palms-out" school of acting, Brooke is cast in her school's rendition of Phantom of the Opera. Unfortunately for Brooke and her friends, there's a homeless man under the stage, a little boy who breaks into her home, and a Phantom in the Auditorium! It doesn't seem like much else can go wrong, but then you realise this is the worst episode of Goosebumps you've seen so far. Musi...

We continue our journey into discovering whether Goosebumps was really as goose as we bumps it was. We take a trip on a bus, to a forbidden bunk, in an isolated camp, run my child neglecters, on the moon? With more twists than is technically necessary, Welcome to Camp Nightmare delivers a little bit more than your standard episode. Music by Pantile. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram .

The Lost Boys have taken over Neverland! That's right, it's the first ever Sam and Carl episode as we are joined by special guests: Sam's Squeaky Chair, Sam's Creaky Mexican Apartment and The Many Cars Outside Sam's Mexican Apartment! Join us as we document the endless crimes of Warlord and Snitch Tinkerbell and commit half a plane of people to the Boo Box in our review of Hook (1991). Music creat...

Lucy, who’s definitely just a normal girl, discovers the local librarian to be a monster. Determined to prove she isn’t just crying monster again, she purposefully forgets a series of belongings to use as an excuse to enter a public building. Music by Pantile.

Certified krej, Michael, resorts to tampering with the space-time continuum to rid himself of that well deserved title and his prank-loving little sister, Tera. Music by Pantile.

This is the hardest episode description I've ever had to write, because this movie was completely devoid of anything interesting. The most notable thing about this is that Tron (1982) is named after its titular character Tron (the program), but I thought Tron (movie name) was just the name of the neon motorbike video game. So... there you go I guess. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twi...

In the late 18th century, there was a town sustained solely by the bullying of one worm-loving-girl, Carly-Beth. Determined on leveling the playing field, Carly-Beth steals/ grossly underpays for a custom mask from a man who's unaware he owns a mask shop. But the mask has a mind of its own, and slowly corrupts Carly-Beth to the point where her voice changes... just a little bit. All of this and mo...

Mario, Luigi, Daisy and Daniella (?) cross into dinotown/koopaville to stop King Koopa from merging it with the overworld. With three clicks of their red rocket boots, some courage, some brains, and by turning the villain into a puddle, they will define the place of Super Mario Bros. (1993) in cinema as completely different from any other film. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter &...

Babe (1995) is the tale of a pig-turned-sheepdog who does everything in his power to convince the World that gentle farmer, Arthur Hoggett, has lost his mind. With a few neat B plots that tackle segregation, blood traitors, and the moral dilemmas of animal farming, there really is something to darken the mind of any child just trying to watch a movie about a nice pig. Music created by Jack Parsons...

Womanizer and mum-dressed-man, Henry Roth, takes full advantage of Forgetful Lucy's clinically diagnosed brain mash disorder to stimulate fifty different ways for him to get off without any commitment. 50 First Dates (2004) is essentially a game of cat and mouse, where the mouse forgets it's a mouse every day, and the cat is absolutely desperate to get its fishy little fingers to second base. Musi...