Smelling Sunset

In this penultimate episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are overwhelmed by the amount of action, drama and crimes against fashion committed. Davina has an open house and closed heart when it comes to her loyalty towards Christine, Chrishell is still trying to flog her client Thomas Bryant's gaff, Mary and Romain go on a date that lasts eons, Vanessa bravely takes Christine to a m...

In this eighth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are comfortably awarding it with the title of The Worst Episode Of The Series. Quite simply, not enough juicy drama happens and we're all left feeling short changed. Jason is missing, which maybe means he carries the show? Christ. Elsewhere, the tide seems to be turning with Christine and her (alleged) lies, some of The Gals have...

In this seventh episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán disagree over the effectiveness of the episode name, but agree to set aside their differences because that's showbiz, baby. In terms of the actual show, Chrishell moves into her new house and The Gals turn up to ogle at the removal men, Jason and Christine go for a chaotically put-together cheeseburger, Vanessa wears A Statement...

In the sixth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are less than enthused to see that the dog party is still on and Mary is still mad that Christine showed up as per Jason or the dog's invitation. The Gals all bitch about and then subsequently to each other, as is the general format of every episode. The dogs are hungover after the party, an actual Marvel superhero turns up looking...

In the fifth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are disproportionately excited by the arrival of Davina. She's back, she means business and she still has the exact voice of a surfer bro. Elsewhere, Christine does some yoga, Mary and Emma go for coffee (an americano and iced dirty chai, respectively), Chrishell introduces The Gals to Crunchie bars and most importantly THERE IS A...

In this fourth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán continue to learn about Emma's endeavours both professionally and as a firm enemy of Christine Quinn. She even hosts a very tame pool party with Mary, Chrishell and a baker's dozen of empanadas to share amongst them. Fear not, as Vanessa and Maya didn't go hungry. The pair went for food and to bond over their shared appreciation...

In this third episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán learn that Christine has given birth - to a baby!! We also have the official introduction of Emma, whose arrival at the Oppenheim group is sure to ruffle a few empanadas. Chrishell finally gets a big stinking rich house for herself, bringing the end to a very boring storyline (thank the Lord). Also Vanessa continues to do very lit...

In this second episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán were tremendously bored. The Oppenheim Gals try to schmooze with new gal Vanessa and feel her out to get a sense of where her allegiances shall be pledged. We're teased with the arrival of new new gal Emma, and as the name of the episode suggests, they've got some new friends, but also at the same time, if you can even imagine it...

In this first episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are absolutely beside themselves to see The Gals reunited post-pandemic, catching up on all things pertaining to selling the elusive sunset and whatnot. Things are building up to be quite a series, with many houses expected to be sold, including French Montana's! We've even got a new girl to join us on this wild ride and guess wha...