SlopCast

Getting chaotic with it. The boys discuss their recent encounters with phone scammers and the morals of capital punishment (yeah we’re basically NPR now, super smart). Patrick recounts a unique ad that Shaq once did for icy hot. AJ got a job! One day of working and he already hates it. Had to read some of the bits our producer wrote us too.

The boys weigh in on the 100 people vs a gorilla discussion. They recap interesting events at their recent shows. Patrick had a long night, shares stories of nefarious acts he was allegedly up to as a youth. AJ talks about some fun antics from cross country. 

The Slop continues. Current events are covered as the boys discuss their favorite NBA player, Anthony Edwards, and review a new tweet from the man who made ‘Graduation’. Patrick took a trip to the massage palor “for his back”, did an interesting side job, and recounts a rare Hinge L. AJ tacks on a story about the wedding he went to last week, talks about the time a squid did not respect his person...

AJ is back! The boys catch up after his hiatus. AJ went to wedding, crashed a funeral, and met Vanilla Ice all in the same trip. Patrick talks about his new apartment, a fun crowd member who got necked the night before the show, and a manager who caught some naughty behavior at their subway.

AJ is out of town, so friend of the podcast and Atlanta comedian Jacob Chalk tags in for some cohosting sloppy seconds. The boys discuss the worst documentaries to watching while trying to make a move, the time Chalk was almost abducted, the totally innocent stains on his pants, and their BILLIONAIRE GRINDSETs.

The boys recount times of dealing with car dealers. Patrick tells the tale of turning a porch into a patio. AJ is sick and is relentlessly spreading disease. Then these two imbeciles talk about AI.

Well the time has finally come, the boys talked about ridiculous conspiracy theories. Little moon landing, little bit of ‘round earth’ bs. AJ shares roofing stories, Patrick recounts times working in the warehouse. Fun facts about the true origin of the ten commandments and the seven deadly sins.

The boys trade stories of barely escaping some suspicious situations. AJ thinks that a bullet ant wouldn’t even hurt that bad, idiot. Homage is paid to our favorite ATL comedian. Patrick learns about his condition, and y’all learn maybe too much about him.

The boys each share their own river tubbing stories, the events of which span love, betrayal, turmoil, and triumph. Recent shows and open mics in the city are relived. AJ discusses a bitter neighborhood rivalry with lore as deep as game of thrones. Who tf is Pocahontas? Seriously, we can’t remember.

The boys had themselves some weeks. Fun recaps about Canada, and a weird movie AJ had to watch while picking up food. A crazy bible story, fun idea with dice, and a dude who owes a comic a cashapp. 

New friend joins the Slop-verse! Jacob Jonas joins the boys to share comedy stories, reveal an unexpected funeral silver lining, and relive his time on the walking dead. AJ and Pat have some stuff to talk about too.

AJ reveals if there actually was a show in Savannah, talks about getting his heart broken at Magic City, and details his time in the illustrious city of New Orleans. Patrick also shares some NOLA tales, basks in the glory of the Eagles recent Super Bowl win by remembering the greatest Philly fan moment, and teaches us some fun details about 20th century Italian history.

The boys are back to one on one riffing and stories. AJ shares more branches of his family tree; including his fun Facebook Aunt and Walter White adjacent Uncle. He also details another highlight in his rumor spreading career. Patrick recounts the PA T-rex, relives successfully circumventing law enforcement, and describes a time his Boy Scout camp trusted a unique individual with a pump action.

FIRST GEUST IN SLOPCAST HISTORY!!! Amazing comedian, Kenny, joins the sloppy boys to share his new movie idea, describe Jimmy Buffets alter ego, and try to get the boys to indulge in an innovative product. AJ discusses the realities of Mississippi, and some suspect behavior at a McDonalds. Patrick relays the litigation of this nations greatest lawsuit. Follow our boy @kennystempien on IG.

The boys discuss Bryce Mitchell’s new podcast and reignite their distain for the French. AJ remembers a funny argument his sister would use in debates, relives mistakenly confusing mice for rats, and describes how shoes made him sad. Patrick recounts teleporting (mentally) around Europe, explains his Super Bowl superstitions, and shoots his shot with the Statue of Liberty.

Patrick details an impressive physical feat, recalls a time he missed out on love due to peer pressure, and describes his heroic acts of valor he displayed while serving in his middle school airsoft platoon. AJ recounts the time his mom did him a solid, the genesis of a high school rumor that spread like wildfire, and relives his glory days of cutting weight for wrestling.

Patrick speaks about an old school field trip to the Supreme Court, details a heroic endeavor saving a pedestrian from oncoming traffic, and teases a new business partner for the podcast. AJ relives a nightmare in New Jersey, discusses a field trip of his own, and relays an enthralling love story between a two lovers where one is in prison. AND OUR CAT LUFFY JOINS!! Cat don’t say much but he’s chi...

Buckle up sloppers, we got a messy one for ya today. Patrick recounts a tale of revenge, divulges the interworkings of fraternity life, and remembers and interesting form of panhandling. AJ introduces a new character in the Slop Universe, argues in favor of a jacuzzi being a good investment and invents a new catchphrase.

The boys look back on poor middle school decisions that led to their unpopularity, but still give a nod to the importance of getting bullied. Patrick revisits an acquaintance from high school, does his best Mike Breen impression, and describes a new method of getting payback. AJ spins a yarn about how good his grandma’s legendary sewing, nightmares from the juggalos, and makes an argument for hams...

Patrick spins a yarn about hidden treasure found while volunteering for Boy Scouts, flashback to a near arrest in Germany, and expands his high school resume. AJ tells us how he Indian Jones-ed some millers, remembers the Jerry Springer Show, and gives a useful tip on how to get your friends to listen. EPISODE 10 BABYYYY

AJ and Patrick each spin a yarn about the farthest they’ve driven for standup for the least amounts of money. The tales are full of love, lust, deception, someone named Squeak (like the sound), rap battles, and free pizza that you shouldn’t eat. Real doozy this week.

The boys discuss the importance of holiday drinking, interesting interactions with gummy head, and the time AJ ruined a perfect couple’s very very happy marriage that had nothing wrong with it whatsoever. Patrick explains his bathroom standards and killer eating habits. AJ sheds light on the corrupt laws of Louisiana and then milks a piranha.

Patrick recounts working at a furniture store with a farmer/struggling artist, his employment at the rope course, and measures taken by his high school to put a stop to the boys having a good time. AJ shares fun Italian cultural traditions his family brought from the old country, the time he had to call the wolf from Pulp Fiction, and a flaming hot new sport he invented in an abandoned basement.

AJ recounts an interesting red light encounter, discusses his plans to combat VISA, and details how to get away with not wearing a seat belt. Patrick toys with a more fun version of Harry Potter and explains a wild scenario with his neighbors hamster.

Sloppy Thanksgiving everyone! As a treat we are releasing a bonus episode this week. It’s because we are super nice and cool and totally not because we messed up the audio about 40 minutes into what was meant to be episode 6. Topics: T-Pain but the T is for…, sneaking onto airplanes, casinos.