Slaughterhouse Princess

Magic 25.01.2023 1:12:37 ↓

Sir Anthony Hopkins is performing stage magic while also doing a ventriloquist act.  10 out of 10.

Spookies 18.01.2023 1:26:45 ↓

Grab some Stroh's and your best garbage bag suit as we learn all about how to open Snowballs with an icepick or something.

Eaten Alive! (1980) 12.01.2023 1:16:53 ↓

We're back and better than ever thanks to a combination of J&B, cobra venom, and Troy's mystery drink.

Malignant 07.12.2022 1:16:23 ↓

Malignant, I served with Basket Case. I knew Basket Case. Basket Case was a friend of mine. Malignant, you're no Basket Case.

Terrifier 30.11.2022 1:24:24 ↓

Just so you know, we had this on the watch list before it was cool.

Blood Fest 23.11.2022 1:34:16 ↓

We finally did it, we made an episode almost the exact same length as the movie itself.

Grimcutty 16.11.2022 1:19:02 ↓

Ever wanted to reclaim your focus game and cut your screen time in the meantime?  Just follow these simple steps and you'll be well on your way.

Psycho Goreman 09.11.2022 1:11:30 ↓

Lace up your Crazyball shoes and get ready for the 8th best dress up montage ever set to film.  

Pass Thru 02.11.2022 1:03:24 ↓

Editor's Note:  Things got a bit out of hand this week so maybe don't listen to this around anyone.

Twisted Pair 19.10.2022 1:01:03 ↓

What's better than one Neil Breen?  How about 2 Neil Breen's, one complete with beard so you know he's the evil one.

Double Down 12.10.2022 46:16 ↓

Troy didn't watch the movie, but he came up with this blurb.

Fateful Findings 05.10.2022 1:51:08 ↓

It's that time of year again where we look at non-horror movies.  This movie is a lot of things, but not a horror movie.

Hell Fest 28.09.2022 1:13:58 ↓

Get ready for the tale of Boot Scuff and his quest to whistle Pop Goes the Weasel while terrorizing people.

Creepshow 2 21.09.2022 1:15:15 ↓

It's Brett request time again and you know what that means, mediocrity at best, flat-out bad at worst.  Make your guess now and see if you got it right.

Neon Maniacs 14.09.2022 1:02:16 ↓

Ever wonder what it would be like if your local Halloween pop-up store was raided by zombies? Neon Maniacs has some thoughts.

The Spine Of Night 07.09.2022 1:00:43 ↓

Channel you inner Bakshi and get ready for magic blooms, nudity, and an almost gratuitous amount of people getting cleaved in two.

Meander 31.08.2022 1:08:21 ↓

It's like Cube, but more French?

The Long Night 24.08.2022 1:18:56 ↓

It's all deer skull porn and psychic cultists in this touching story of reuniting with your long lost biological parents.

Vivid (2011) 17.08.2022 46:24 ↓

We probably spent more time writing this than the movie's writers did on writing the movie.

The Video Dead 10.08.2022 1:12:00 ↓

Fire up your smokiest TV, top off your Cutty Sark, and mirror up you doors as several Zombies and one blue guy terrorize the neighborhood.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 03.08.2022 43:50 ↓

In case the title didn't make you think this was some prime 80's cinema, Linnea Quigley in a starring role should drive it home.

Evilspeak 27.07.2022 1:00:46 ↓

This movie has something for everyone, provided that something is Clint Howard, military academies, or worshiping Satan.

The Stuff 20.07.2022 1:43:07 ↓

Welcome to Slaughterhouse Princess episode 400 where we discuss The Stuff, a classic tale of corporate espionage and brain parasites. 

Would You Rather 13.07.2022 1:12:03 ↓

It should go without saying but never trust a rich person who invites you to their house to take part in a poorly defined event. 

Madres 06.07.2022 37:01 ↓

This might be the most pregnant women we've ever seen in a movie for the podcast, since we found that one video...