Slaughterhouse Princess

Finally we get the answer to the question that keeps all of us up at night, does Troy eat the shells?

It's a tale of friendship, road trips, and not letting random people into your RV as we search for the most extreme haunted house in all the land.

Strap on your Go Pro and head down to the underwear tree as we take a look at some Korean found footage.  Will it be pretty good, like Rec, or pretty bad, like Rec?

Grab your widest tie and take a trip with us to the world of 1970's made for TV horror movies that are scary enough to freak out 7 - 11 year old's.

Unlike some movies we watch, this is exactly what the title leads you to believe.  If that's a good or bad thing remains to be seen.

It's back to back musicals as we take a trip to the 1930s to learn all about the harmful effects of the devil's lettuce.

Troy finally just said 'fuck it.'

Troy was gone so we decided to watch this movie.  We wish Troy was here to stop us from deciding things. 

Go pee in a non-toilet area and make sure you pay attention as we take a look at Housewife. 

It's a tale of friendship, betrayal, and social media this time around.  Bonus game, see if you can name all the super heroes that people starring in this movie played.

Remember the movie Found and how it had a movie in the movie that the killer was obsessed with?  That's this movie.

What problem can't salt solve? Apparently every problem in this movie.

Finally a movie that's not afraid to say what we all were thinking:  The MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives. Also Troy was right.

You know how when you're watching Hellraiser and you say to yourself, this is OK, but it needs more of a Saw vibe and also loose ties to an MMORPG?  This movie has just what you're looking for.

It's a movie starring Fred Astaire and the Borg Queen and also there are ghosts.

Hotlanta's not here this week, better get to the German art film before he gets back.

It's time to flex your subtitle muscles and learn how to play Edward VHS Hands in the traditional Greek style.

Get ready to scream like banshees this week as we explore the proper way to get ready for your upcoming formal dance.

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Danxig made a movie. We sat through it. We're all sorry.

Grab some opossum rinds and get ready for the best reason to avoid trailer parks at night since the last reason you had to do so.

We finish up the Prophecy franchise with the final chapter.  Does it stick the landing or was it a case of trying to ice skate uphill?  Whatever happens, at least Tony Todd was there.

It's the first of the last Prophecy movies this week featuring not Benedict Cumberbatch, the girl from Sliders, and the Romanian countryside.

We reach the halfway point in our Prophecy movie marathon and the end of Christopher Walken being in them.  It looks like it's all downhill from here.

The second installment of the Prophecy series gives us more violent angel hallucinations, mid tier celebrities, and the addition of half-angel babies.  Will the second one convert you or will it keep you as a non-believer?