Single Take, Canon Fodder & Dare Daniel

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE051S01.mp3 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987; Lee Harry) – Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 51 “Garbage day!” We’re breaking out the Christmas decorations early this year on the Dare Daniel podcast.  For the fourth and final film of Scare Daniel 2019, eyebrow contortionist Corky McDonnell and pencil neck Daniel...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE050S01.mp3 Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 50 An American Werewolf in Paris (1997; Anthony Waller) “It would have been so simple to make this watchable.” We see a bad movie rising this week on the Dare Daniel podcast.  Hosts Daniel and Corky score serious daredevil points by reviewing Anthony Waller’s execrable An America...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE049S01-1.mp3 Vampire Academy (2014; Mark Waters) – Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 49 “ Bon appetit .” We’re throwing a princess party in the royal rec room this week on the Scare Daniel podcast.  Shopping expedition expert Daniel Barnes and Joely Richardson fanboy Corky McDonnell get ready for the big Equinox Dance...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE048S01.mp3 Brainscan (1994; John Flynn) – Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 48 “The interactive trip to hell is paved with good intentions.” Trickster gods Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell open Scare Daniel season by reviewing charisma black hole Edward Furlong in Brainscan . Furlong stars in  Brainscan as Michael Brower,...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/DareDanielE047S01.mp3 The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984; John Broderick) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 47 “They’ve got a real “ I used to fuck guys like you in prison” vibe.” On this week’s episode, Sword of Uhrah possessor Corky McDonnell and Daniel Barnes the Tyrant review David Carradine in the 1984 fa...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/DareDanielE046S01.mp3 Inferno (2016; Ron Howard) — Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 46 “You have three explainers in one room together.  Who’s the alpha explainer?” Farraday pointer superfans Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell don their Dante deathmasks to review Ron Howard’s pointless puzzle movie Inferno . This 2016 sequel...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/DareDanielE045S01.mp3 Angels & Demons (2009; Ron Howard) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 45 “This movie makes no sense, the logistics make no sense, and when you find out the reveal, it makes less sense.” Synchronize your ticking clocks for this shifty-eyed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast.  Suspiciously good priest Daniel Bar...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/DareDanielE044S01.mp3 Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 44 – Warcraft: The Beginning (2016; Duncan Jones) “Everyone is constantly explaining things, and yet nothing makes any sense.” The Beginning is the end is the beginning this week on the Dare Daniel Podcast.  Magic school dropouts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell travel to the Unca...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/DareDanielE043S01.mp3 Cool as Ice (1991; David Kellogg) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 43 “He is devoid of personality, and he’s supposed to be the lead of a movie that people are drawn to.  Why does anybody not find this man repellant?” Put on your Gaultier sunglasses and graffiti-tagged parachute pants for this special epis...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/DareDanielAllDares01S01.mp3 Dare Daniel Podcast – The All Dares Episode “I need to share this pain with someone.” On this very special episode, heathen Daniel Barnes and Corky “Spoonman” McDonnell celebrate the loyal listeners of the Dare Daniel podcast. First, Daniel and Corky work through a bumper crop of bad movie d...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/DareDanielE042S01.mp3 The Beautician and the Beast  (1997; Ken Kwapis) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 42 “Talk to the hand!” Long-suffering Slovitzian factory worker Daniel Barnes and “classy European” Corky McDonnell return to Sac City Brews to record their review of Ken Kwapis’ maliciously PG rom-com The Beautic...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/DareDanielE041S01.mp3 Mac and Me (1988; Stewart Raffill) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 41 “Hundreds dead and a city on fire as a dance party at McDonald’s spirals out of control.” On this product placement-heavy episode, hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell review the horrifying family film Mac and Me .  Daniel and Corky...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/DareDanielE040S01.mp3 Ultraviolet  (2006; Kurt Wimmer) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 40 “It’s an assault on your eyes, on your intelligence, on your ears.” Sarcastic hæmophage Daniel Barnes and Vice-podcaster Corky McDonnell use their unique blend of gun-kata criticism to review Kurt Wimmer’s Ultraviolet . The film sta...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DareDanielE039S01.mp3 God’s Not Dead  (2014; Harold Cronk) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 39 “You’re the pied piper of duck genocide, sir!” Hadleigh University alum Daniel Barnes and Kenny Dingler superfan Corky McDonnell get good and blasphemous on this week’s episode.  Much like Job, Daniel and Corky suffer for...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DareDanielE038S01.mp3 The Box (2009; Richard Kelly) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 38 “Great suspense there, asshole.” On this week’s show, podcast hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell crawl up the wormhole of Richard Kelly’s 2009 mind-scrambler The Box . Based on a Richard Matheson story previously adapted into an e...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/DareDanielE037S01.mp3 Assassins  (1995; Richard Donner) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 37 “We got nada, zilch, zip, zero, dry hump.” On this jasmine perfume-obsessed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast, quirky-ass hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell review the quirky-ass hitmen of Richard Donner’s 1995 snoozer Assassins ....

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/DareDanielE036S01.mp3 Bio-Dome (1996; Jason Bloom) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 36 “If you had feral children, put them in bowling shirts, injected them with methamphetamines, this is what you would get.  Only less restrained than that.” In this Earth Day-themed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast, Gen-X roadkill on the superhighw...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DareDanielE035S01.mp3 Fever Pitch  (2005; Bobby and Peter Farrelly) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 35 “IMDB was as uninterested in this movie as I was.” Boston sports antagonists Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell compile their laziest, most mismatched baseball metaphors to review Bobby and Peter Farrelly’s Fever Pitch , a rom...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DareDanielE034S01.mp3 Leprechaun in the Hood  (2000; Rob Spera) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 34 “I think he’s fucking them to death!” Lepers in the hood Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell (aka the Milli Vanilli of Compton rap) travel to the end of a turd-colored rainbow to review the bargain basement 2000 horror comedy Lepre...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DareDanielE033_halfS01.mp3 “Hey, get these losers out.” Wachowski sister apologist Daniel Barnes and lost Elfman brother Corky McDonnell come to do no good in this week’s Dare Daniel podcast mini-episode. The hosts preview their upcoming review of the 2000 horror-comedy Leprechaun in the Hood , the fifth entry in the long-running...

w https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE033S01.mp3 Ishtar  (1987; Elaine May) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 33 “Telling the truth can be dangerous business/Honest and popular don’t go hand in hand” Dare Daniel takes on another “bad movie” legend in this week’s episode.  The inept and self-unaware podcasting duo of Daniel Barnes and ...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE032_halfS01.mp3 “You had me at Keith David, you lost me at David Keith.” Get your tease pajamas on for this one! Notorious teases Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell are in a mood to tantalize and titillate in this week’s Dare Daniel Podcast mini-episode.  The hosts preview Elaine May’s legendary box office bomb Ish...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE032S01.mp3 Heart Condition  (1990; James D. Parriott) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 32 “We’re about 15 to 20 minutes into the movie.  We have seen Denzel and Bob Hoskins at various times hit women, abuse animals and commit hate crimes.  These are the  heroes  of the film.” In a Dare Daniel Podcast episode that wil...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE031_halfS01.mp3 “It’s time for you to get your big, fat, extra crispy bucket o’ chicken, two-liter Pepsi-Cola-drinking ass out of bed.” In this heartless mini-episode, podcast hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell prepare for next week’s review of  Heart Condition , a film that joins Collision Course  and ...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/DareDanielE031S01.mp3 Gotti  (2018; Kevin Connolly) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 31 “Let’s get into this fucking travesty.” In this Family-friendly episode of the Dare Daniel Podcast, Mafia history buff Corky McDonnell and legitimate businessman Daniel Barnes take their whacks at Kevin Connolly’s 2018 critical punchin...