Sequelisers

Originally published as a Patreon-exclusive episode on 29th April 2021. This week, we're delving into the dark recesses of our minds to talk about our scariest movie moments. Prepare for things to get spooky, kooky and psychologically revealing as we uncover what films have left us forever scarred. Our hiatus announcement post. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Sho...

Originally published as a Patreon-exclusive episode on 3rd March 2021. Last week, we discussed our favourite actors, and now it's time to talk about our favourite actresses. As before, we had the difficult task of listing four of our favourite female actors as well as addressing why we decided to split the episode in two, rather than simply addressing actors of either gender in one special. Our hi...

Originally released as a Patreon-exclusive episode on 3rd June 2020. It's time to move away from writing and directing films and focus specifically on who's in front of the camera. This week, we discuss our favourite actors and why we love them so much! And yes, next week's episode is all about our favourite actresses! Our hiatus announcement post. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequel...

Highlander II, Spider-Man 3, Son of the Mask. That's a bunch of terrible sequels right there. Exactly! But what if someone could go back and assign any cast, crew and plot to fix all the bad sequels? You mean like a Transformers film that feels like the cartoon? Or a Star Wars sequel that doesn't have the Emperor come back? Or a massive 2 part Mortal Kombat saga directed by Peter Jackson? Oh, what...

Originally released as a Patreon-exclusive episode on 6th May 2020. Finally, some good f**king food. Join us for this (formerly) Patreon-exclusive bonus episode as we discuss the best, worst and most disturbing food ever to grace the silver screen. Enjoy Matt's deep dissection of the versatile role food can play in cinema, discover the movie meal that left Jack forever shaken, and allow Tim to exp...

Since Requelisers is our next season, we thought this would be a perfect way to prepare as we discuss some of the best and some of the worst remakes of international films! It's our inter-season finale and it's a VIP choice! Enjoy! Our hiatus announcement post. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instag...

Today's interseason patreon vote sees a return to our cities in film series. This episode we'll be travelling to the capital of Japan: Tokyo. We'll be discussing how the city is presented through the lens of international filmmakers, and those living in the city itself. As well as the feeling Tokyo evokes and how film has captured that unique essence. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.p...

Robin Hood has been a staple of British culture for literally centuries, so it shouldn't be surprising that cinema has seen a fair few adaptations - to put it lightly. But are they any good? Why is it so enduring? And what would our perfect adaptation look like? Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [AudibleTrial.com/sequel] Website: www.sequelisers...

Love is in the air, dear listeners, so it's about time that your trio of seductive Sequelisers guide you through some of the best romantic movies ever made. But this is Sequelisers so expect some unusual and controversial picks along the way! Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/s...

It's one thing to create a film, it's an entirely different endeavour to sell it to an audience. And marketing has immense power and wealth behind it. Join us as we track some of the more interesting and novel approaches to generating awareness about a movie and the technologies that helped studios do it. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [Audib...

Whether it's using strings, animatronics or just an old-fashioned arm stuck up inside, puppeteers have brought to life countless memorable movie characters over the years. We take a look at this underappreciated craft and pick out some of our favourite movie puppets, from the golden age of Jim Henson's workshop to a terrifying modern entry. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.co...

Surely, we can't be serious that we're doing an entire episode just about parody films? We are. But don't call us, Shirley. From Blazing Saddles to Walk Hard and Galaxy Quest to Meet the Spartans, it's time for us to delve into the madness that is the parody film...as selected by Josh Miles, one of our fantastic VIPs on Patreon! Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Mo...

Get your fists up and strike your best kung fu pose because we're covering our first VIP pick of the interseason: looking into the nuance, skill and reason behind fight scenes in movies. As well as some choice picks of our own. For the full playlist of all 9 highlighted fight scenes, head to: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCQapTaQP3xoBNmfKM7fe_lBbjW-RshM9 Check out our various rewards and tie...

We all have an off day every now and then, but what happens when your off day impacts a multi-million dollar project? In this inter-season episode, we take a look at some of the stumbles that great directors have had in their careers, and explore why they happen, what they mean, and if a flawless filmography is even something you should want. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers....

With the first episode of the inter-season, we kick off with a sequel we'd like to see...and we'd like to see some sequels to 1994's Stargate! Will we factor in the TV shows for our pitches? Will one of us try the rumoured sequel coming out in the not-too-distant future? Will we do something entirely new? Tune in and find out! Sponsor: Audible - https://audibletrial.com/sequel Website: www.sequeli...

It's time for our season finale and, as is tradition, it's a big one! We're finally tackling the ultimate superhero movie crossover of The Beast vs David Dunn AKA The Overseer AKA Tip Toe Man AKA Green Guard. Yes, we're discussing an M. Night Shyamalan movie as we fix 2019's Glass. Patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.seq...

This week is the last of this season's VIP picks and it's gonna be a long episode. Why? Because it's Underworld: Awakening - the fourth in the franchise! That's right, vampires, lycans, werewolves (because they're different apparently) and hybrids, it's time to fix Underworld. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [audibletrial.com/sequel...

Hark to this tale of a Scottish dragon, a Texan knight and a despot from  Blackpool, as we take a look at 1996's DragonHeart and its  cheap-as-chips sequel, A New Beginning. We discuss this weirdly  long-lived franchise, explore the strange alternate universe versions of  the original, and try to craft a sequel that's got, dare we say, a  little more heart. IGN interview with Patrick Read Johnson:...

Yes, it's a sequel (kind of a spin-off) to The Big Lebowski. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds. No, the Coen Brothers didn't make it. It's time for us to discuss, dissect and fix 2020's The Jesus Rolls. Audible: audibletrial.com/sequel Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitte...

This week is our second VIP pick and it's a particularly nasty one - like an infected boil. The first film was a lazy meandering nightmare, how could the sequel be any worse? Well, you'd be surprised folks. So strap in as we take on the Sandman and the boys, by fixing Grown Ups 2. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [audibletrial.com/se...

The original Ghost In The Shell was a landmark anime film that has influenced countless movies, TV shows and more since its release in 1995. The sequel is... fine. Can we come up with something that would be a more fitting follow-up? How easy is it to integrate philosophy into a sci-fi action story? And how many mechsuits has Matt insisted on putting in his pitch? Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Dis...

Hold onto your guitar cases because in this week's episode, we're heading back to 2003 and holding Robert Rodriguez accountable for the third part of the Mexico trilogy. The giant mess is, of course, Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Sponsor - Audible: audibletrial.com/sequel Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: w...

This week's episode is our first VIP pick, and it's a challenge to recapture lightning in a bottle. From fun 90s action buddy comedy, to hideously offensive 00s trash, come with us as we follow Rush Hour's fall from grace. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [audibletrial.com/sequel] Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequeliser...

Looks like meat's back on the menu, Sequelisers! This week, we're taking on the sequel to a horror classic that decided to up the comedy, with decidedly mixed results. Join us as we attempt to fix The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and explore a franchise that's gone from iconic to moronic. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/liv...

Hey, laser lips! It's the winner of the Patreon vote for this season and that means it's time for us to revisit another 80s classic and its disappointing sequel as we take on Short Circuit 2! Sponsor: audibletrial.com/sequel Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/s...