Seeking Derangements

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Thomas and Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celebrity news, Jake tells us about going to the Abbey and SUR, and we read through some submissions to the Ethicist. Plus we find out what it's like to do 1000mgs of THC then go to the dentist.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive into the lawsuit between Laura Loomer and Bill Maher, discuss the return of Project Runway, and get a pressing Jacques Health Update. He's fine ftr. But everyone please join us in our Prayer For Jacques at 6EST tonight. Just say a prayer for him at that time. We're gonna heal this boy

Hello Seekers, Still hungover Ben here, on today's ep Jacques, Hesse and I take a look as Jacques freshly minted Letterboxed account, take a look at the 80+ entries he's made in the past 24 hours, and give a review of Eddington. Plus we compare our various hangover cures.

Find the Full Video on our Patreon! Judge Mora reporting, in this special episode Judge Deni and I begin by reviewing some breaking evidence in a highly publicized lawsuit. We received a second secret recording of a vicious prank phone call one Mr. Dane made to a Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, an act Gonsoulin argues caused 9 million in damages. The case appears to be open and shut...until Mr. Gonsoulin's...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive head first into the world of Sex & The City! We discuss the new season of And Just Like That, the disastrous effect of the entire show upon the Gay Male brain, and figure out what the hell is going on with Aiden's freak son. Plus we take a quiz to figure out which character we are!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse and I help Jacques audition for Big Brother which we think he will get despite not meeting about half of the eligibility requirements. Then we get to your calls and discuss how to hit on trans women, how to convince your BPD friend to undergo a procedure which freezes their flight or fight response, and what to do post small town cancellation.

Hello everyone! Ben here, today we're back with another one of our talk radio episodes! Between playing some of our favorite songs we discuss Trump's renovations of the White House, read some submissions from the evil NYT's The Ethicist, investigate Woah Vickys chat bot, Zohran stealing a table in college, Ghislane's plushy prison transfer, and radioactive wasps. Plus Jacques tell us about the pri...

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the unknown object hurtling directly towards earth, Trump talking about arresting Oprah, Beyonce and Obama, why the hell Pedro Pascal is famous, and racist advertisement's. Plus we get an update on everyone's favorite Aunt.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I take a look at a possible fecal transplant for Jacques, conduct a Scientologist auditing session on him, and finally submit ourselves to a personality quiz related to everyone's favorite show.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Time's picks for Best Podcasts of the Decade, learn how to sm*ke c*ack from Hunter Biden, unpack Candace's transvestigaiton of Bridgette Macron, and finally say goodbye to George Santos :(

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Trump's Chronic Venous Insufficiency, Obama saying that young men need gay friends, and say farewell to Larry Sinclair (the guy who claimed to have hooked up with Obama.) He's dying. Plus Jacques tells us about the time he cock blocked a woman from her straight boyfriend. Then, Hesse and I sit down with journalist Dan Boguslaw who recentl...

Movie Jacqueset is back with another Jacques-curated film to help you all get into the Jacqueset, and this time Jacques and Hesse are joined by Hesse’s Movie Mindset co-host Will Menaker! The crew discusses the 2002 X-treme Sports action movie XXX. We talk about the movie bringing about Jacques’ gender awakening, the worst evil villain plan in the history of movies, and much more!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I debrief Cuomo's newly announced independent bid for mayor, Rosie and Donald going at it yet again, and take a peak into the Ethicist, the NYT's advice column for neurotic liberals. We give advice on how to make your kid the right kind of gay guy, how to get your fat husband to do Ozempic, and if it's okay to out a politician you once had sex with...

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show up to all of you! That's right, we're only talking about what you all have suggested, namely JoJo Siwa's new song, Caitlyn's assistant/girlfriends ATV death, Grok becoming a Nazi, and r/anti-sex, a reddit dedicated to Sex Haters.

VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jen joins me for a special peak into our Summer plans! Where are we going? Well, to start: a micro-bully convention on the Border...Chengdu...Newport...Tokyo...Grand Isle, Nebraska...New York City...Los Angeles...and more. Plus we discuss Lena Dunham's recent press tour, Arca vs. Sevdaliza, Queer Eye getting canceled, my 80 year old girlfri...

Hesse is joined by the boys from A Closer Look podcast (Nate Fisher and Will Sennet) to celebrate the end of pride month, discuss the Diddy verdict, and share cool but believable stories about times we’ve met Michael Madsen. Then, Uncle Columbo drops by to face Nate’s Uncle Jasmine and Will’s Uncle Will in a Detective-off. Listen Will & Nate's podcast A Closer Look

This is the first hour of the episode, to hear the second hour subscribe to our Patreon! Ben here, today I'm bringing you the third session of Attention Seekers, our LIVE call in show straight from the studio at Acadiana Public Access! No video for this one, just the sweet sounds of our voices and your calls. Yes I monologue for like 15 minutes about Lauren Sanchez but don't worry, Jacques joins m...

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I get through the past week in breaking news. Iran vs. Israel, JoJo Siwa vs. Lesbianism and Zohran vs. Cuomo! (This was recorded before Zohran's primary win, we did it y'all) Plus we end the show with a quiz on Catholicism to finally determine which one of us is the most Catholic.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I deliver some dramatic readings of Tyler Perry's leaked texts to Derek who is currently suing him for 260 Million Dollars. Then we randomly discover that Jacques is a math genius and take a peak at what Hesse's been writing in her notes app. Follow us on our Instagram and watch Jacques and I as we take over Louisiana Public Access TV for Attention Seekers, our l...

Subscribe to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jen and I overhear Caitlyn Jenner's experience in the Tel Aviv Pride bunker and then debrief her Israel tour. Plus we talk about the new Trump Phone, dive into a possible Doja Cat PR stunt and explain why gay men need fandom taken away from them.

FREE VIDEO ON OUR PATREON Ben here, Jacques, Hesse, and I are joined by the one and only Miss Kay to crack open the old gay list and instill all of the straight men listening with newfound neuroses which is, guess what, GAY! Today, we discuss all of the things social media says men CAN'T do. Such as taking a celebratory picture in front of your new apartment, bullying sad women on twitter, receivi...

*Full Audio & Video Available on Patreon* Ben here, today we kick off pride month by talking about JoJo Siwa's heterosexual crusade, I review my 2005 Nissan Altima and discuss scaring some Mexican guys. But more importantly we finally (after two failed attempts) debrief the heinous prank a listener pulled on Jacques, and hear the secret recordings he made in the process. All I will say is it invol...

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON* It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, back with another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein viewers send us a photo of their bedroom (and the inside of their fridge) and we have to guess their sexuality, gender, age and location. Joining me today is the don diva Jen and Jamie, AKA the Mother of the Podcast! Do you want to be on Interior Motives? Submit her...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show with a discussion of the recent Sniffies ban and how we plan to leverage this epic fail into an appearance on their podcast. Then Jacques takes us back Outside the Actors Studio and asks us a bunch of questions which are designed to reveal who we really are... We'll be back Sunday with another Interior Motives featuring a very speci...

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON* Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location! DJ, Reverend, Professor and Trillionaire Angel Money joins Jacques and I to clock in and clock down! Listen to Angel Money's podcast Money Talks and read her mon...