Run That Prank

It's your wife's birthday and Fool #1 got to get her something. Crazy thing is he needs her size because his gift is coming from Victoria's Secret. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fool #1 is livid because his pizza has anchovies.  "Black People don't eat no explicative anchovies man!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is more important to you, the pancreas or kidney? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you tell a mother whose child is at your day care that he is too fat and eats too much? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who is anyone to tell any person that they are no longer welcome at the church? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when the work husband meets the real husband? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your pecan tree is dropping pecans in my mommas yard and you need to cut it or else! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will you do the make up for my photo shoot? BTW, it's nude. Still down or nah? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three loved ones died around the same time and Fool #1 is trying to save money and asks the mortuary if they could bury them all together in the same casket. Possible or nah? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who is really making those bump and grind noises upstairs? Fool #1 is starting some ish! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it possible for a lethal fungus to grow out of someone's navel or nah? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fool #1 is addicted to a man's wife and is telling her husband that he is giving her up for Lent. Who does that? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you tell a mother that her child must repeat Kindergarten? Fool #1 does it right here.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An accomplice to a robbery left his medicine at the victims house and is trying to get it back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tommy goes too far. He invites a husband to join him at a swinging party with his wife and other ladies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How does a man tell a woman that his wife is kissing her husband? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6 thin crust cheese pizzas. 2 thick crust meat lovers pizzas. Do you make deliveries to prison? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What exactly is a GEM? Is it really an acronym for a governing body in the church? Fool #1 is onto something! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

$150 get away driver. Need help robbing a bank, call the limo service. Fool #1 is crazy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when your contractor forgets to pay for your doors?  Do the rest of your doors become collateral or nah? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Directions need to be on point or else! Tommy may have outdone hisself today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

$1800 of merchandise is missing and this could be an inside job and Fool #1 is on the case. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nephew Tommy is unhappy with the job that the plumber did! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brother Springwater has a mobile service where baptizes people at their homes, mainly the front yard.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.