Rukus Juice

Whew...almost didn't make it. HA! Time to get some JUICE! The Hard R Cafe is open and it's fuckin GAMETIME! Phone have been replaced, vacays are over, and we are back. We show our age a little with this one, reminiscing over the glory that was MTV News. Seriously. No...for real.  If not gushing over Serena or Ananda, we ride the Indy wave. Like, bad. No matter how much dirt we accidentally toss on...

Oh boy...you're gonna need a drink for this one. Thank the toaster that the Hard R Cafe is open and Rukus Juice is on tap. Oh boy, do we have an episode for you. This is mainly an hour long Jabbo rant about a crazy ass day in his crazy ass life. Cool thing is, what could make talking about a shittu day better? DOING IT ON A PODCAST EPISODE WITH YOUR BESTIE! Phones, river rape, kayaks, death, Hulk...

The summer hiatus is done and over with and it's time to get back to slanging juice... Welcome Back folks to The Hard R Cafe, home of the one and only Rukus Juice! It's been a long ass, hot, sticky, summer, but we've gotten the proper counseling and we're prepared to show you where it touched us. Little dolls and all that jazz.  So what di we do? We just give you a whole ass phone convo. Seriously...

Welcome back folks to the Hard R Cafe! IT feels like the break took a toll on us both a bit, so it's time to play catch up. This is almost as "behind the scenes" as you'll get with us. It's not like we don't have these convos any other time, it's just that our catch ups don't always make the show. Well, this one did. lol. With good reason as youll hear, but it had to be posted. We always get all h...

Welcome Back!  Even the best have to take a break, so we figured we were ok to do it too, but the bar is fuckin open, the Hard R Cafe sign is blazing, and it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice! The break is ocver. but we are back in our groove. Oh, you want another wresting episode you say? We got you covered. My partner in crime and I go over some of the best entrences in wrestling history and w...

Dear Rukus Juice Fans, boy are you in for a treat. It's an exclusive behind the scenes episode of your favorite podcast. We made the switch and are still feeling finicky about it. What do we do, we talk about it. All the failures and shortcomings and what we plan to do about them...or not.  It doesn't get much more lighthearted and fun as this...sprinkled with a heavy hand of inappropriate crazy s...

Better late than never, but the Hard R Cafe has opened it's doors, and it's time for a little Rukus Juice! We miss Skype, kinda. So much in fact that we dedicated a whole ass episode to being freaked out over the move, but we pull off some pretty basic shit. What else do you do when you finally fix your problem, you don't have a planned episode, so you wing it like a motherfucker.  It's been a whi...

Hello all and welcome back to Rukus Juice! Ya know, we named it th Hard R Cafe cause it gets a lil special in here from time to time...like alot, and this week is no different. Rememeber that one time you didn't care about Kanye's rants and still don't, but myself and West Virginia's Pride of North Carolina kept talking about it anyway? Yeah, some of that mess landed here. lol Never fear, there is...

Dear Sweet Teenjus, the Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means...thay it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice.  Random. As. All. Fuck. You know you love the random episodes we make with all abandon tossed out the shitter window, and this is prolly our most grown up and responsible episode EVER. Be prepared for grown folks talk. Seriously.  Prison weddings and relationships. Being human in...

Welcome to The Hard R Cafe, where you can order up the best podcast ever, Rukus Juice! The dynamic duo fires this shit across homepage with no time to spare, cause the one they call Brocephus has finger issues. No matter, cause they boys are built for shit like this. A slight shift and re-recorded gold, and wr stoll have an episode. Late or not, this isn't one to miss. It's all about the bestest h...

Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice...and oh boy. Well, when your show is named after alcohol, you're bound to endulge every once and again, so why not THIS episode, huh? HUH?  Brocephus tips the jug a tad too much and we're off to the races. Philbilly and the drunkard leap from subject to subject with a grace that they normally don't manage sober. You name it, the episode has it. Conspiracy...

Welcome back to the Bar With The Hard R for another episode of Rukus Juice! Oh, you wanna raw dog a rando...episode you say? We got ya covered. Come and catch up with us in our oh so important pop culture covering back and forth, and be either disgusted, or entertained. That's right, we're back...and we GOTTA talk Linda Hogan. Holy Crap...where do we begin...or end? Silver Fox Productiona makes a...

The Hard R Cafe is open and abuzz with some wrasslin...so let's get the "Welcome To Rukus Juice" out the way. So, the John Cena heel turn has become a thing of unbelievable legend, with storylines looming, and endless possibilities. What the fuck does THAT mean? You're in luck, cause Philbilly has got what you need. Our resident expert in matters of the squared circle ponders several historical wr...

THIS EPISODE IS GROSS. There. Warned ya! Bar's open at the ol Hard R Cafe, so it's time to serve up some JUICE.  Well, there is no other way to say it, this episode is about gross ass sex stuff. Actually, heard of the Angry Dragon? Or do you know what a "blumkin" is? What about the good old Dirty Sanchez? Rusty Trombone anyone? Well, this is the episode where that's ALL we talk about. Be prepaid....

It's Wednesday, you should be at the Hard R Cafe, cause its time for a new Rukus Juice! We pride ourselves on bringing you some of the most enjoyable talk entertainment on the planet. No, really.  As many issues as we have, we still have SOME pride left. Moving on... ...we normally would close out flavor camp with an exhuasted random rambling episode, but naaaaw son. Since this is Flavor Camp's sw...

Hello all and welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is still in Flavor Camp, so you know we have to sprinkle more of those "late night, what the fuck are we talking about" episodes. Yes, it's random, but you'll learn quite a bit. We even include the unedited clip that explains the whole grits and cream of wheat debacle. No idea what were talking about? It's cause you're still...

Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means. Welcome to another oh so special episode of Rukus Juice! This little slice of Americana finds us fucking around finding towns for sale in the good old U S of A and considering a purchase. Rukus Town sounds pretty dope, right? Well, we make a random ass plan (once again) so start something we prolly won't. We also spend way too much time glorifying...

Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to Rukus Juice! Now that we've been about as warm as we can, let the shenanigans begin. Yep, just really used the word, shenanigans.  This was all on track to be an episode about the greatest Super Time Ball Time Performances AKA Super Bowl Halftime Shows, but nope. Naw. We couldn't even come close to getting that part right. Well, one of us couldn't. It star...

Hello all, Brocephus here with a LATE Rukus Juics. Time got away from me as we started Flavor Camp part two. This episode HAD a direction, women's wrebeing the topic, but oh boy does this shit go sideways.  I'd love to tell you how it turns out, but with this new banger of an episode comes in at three hours! It's exciting, ain't it? Well, I should hope so. Anyways, sorry for the late post and enjo...

Welcome to Rukus Juice. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe.ets get fuckered up, shall we? The boys waste no time being the boys as this light hearted episode goes...special, read quick. Lol. The Oregon Trail movie is a big focus of this episode, until Bionca West's awesome nekkid ass outfits comes up. Lol. Yeah, add this one to the pile of episodes that you're gonna love because, why not? Wanna know what...

Rukus Juice is back!  There have been a few lumps on the way, but we popped the cork, and took a few swigs to get through this one. Random is the name of the game and our catch up is never lame.  Philbilly and Brocephus talk Instagram and sex. R Kelly and stray cats. Oh yeah and there is alot of talk about fighting a bunch of kids, Bruce Lee 1 vs 100 style.  Nope, missing this episode WOULD NOT be...

Did you miss us?  The Rukus is back. Hard R Cafe is back to slinging the juice. Give us a month and we'll turn you in the mother of all episodes. It's been a crazy holiday, and insane new year, and we've got so much to go over.  This is a beautifully crafted catch up episode with all the trimmings you've come to love. Oh, don't get us wrong, it's still very "rowdy", but you know that by now.  Well...

Well, after a unexpected week off, guess who the hell decided to kick open the doors to the Hard R Cafe? Rukus Juice is ALL the way back. No need to crawl, we run to the fences with this shit. We take that whole week and double load this week. Anyways, what happens when the boys get back together? It. Gets. Bad. Lol. Offensive, funny but oh so bad. After surviving Flavor Camp, we slowly walk aroun...

Ya know, we here at Rukus Juice have asked for ALOT from you. From hating on Jesus (calm down) to parking an ocean liner sideways up Drake Bell's you know what, we keep putting you in a hot seat of moral questionability. We'll, that shit isn't gonna stop, but Flavor Camp is.  It's been a blast witnessing Philbilly pushed to his max inflation, but the ride is over. Flavor Camp is closing its doors....

Welcome to...well it's in the title, ain't it? It's Rukus Juice and we are so flirting with destruction here. What happens when we decide to do an episode on racism? We do an episode on racism. Our way. Dear lord, yes it's just about everything you'd come to expect. Tread lightly...I mean, it's not as bad as SOME would say, but...you know what? Just listen. If you wanna know how racy or bad or jus...