Roz & Mocha

Sean Gunn chats with us about ‘GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY 3’. Ed Sheeran wins copyright lawsuit case. Highlights from King Charles’ coronation. Richard Dreyfuss in hot water for Oscar diversity comments. Sum 41 are breaking up. Beyonce projected to make $2 BILLION on her Renaissance tour. Pete Davidson’s girlfriend Chase Sui Wonders responds to US about Pete calling her “the best actress”. 

How would we rate our looks on a scale of 1 to 10? If we HAD to choose someone on the show, not including ourselves, who would we not mind seeing naked? Save your best friend or never watch ‘Star Wars’ again? Did we ever have posters on our wall growing up as a kid? If so, what were they of?

Do we think we could be friends with a clone of ourselves? What are our coffee orders?  Would we rather be really bad at something we love or be extremely good at something we hate? If we pinch ourselves, and it hurts, are we considered strong or weak?

Celebrating Shem’s birthday with a poem from Maurie. Shem’s April recap song. The Damnits recap the Leafs games in a very hilarious way. Bill Hader refused to sign BB8 autographs. A cat says “look I’m gay!”. A pizza delivery guy stops a car thief by tripping him. Plus, how to tell a co-worker they have bad breath. 

THE RACE IS ON! All the details you need on the race between Mocha and Shem. Uber have released their 2023 list of weird stuff left in cars. Maple Leafs star Michael Bunting chats with Damnit Maurie. 

Jerry Springer & Gordon Lightfoot have passed away. Ed Sheeran performs in court during his trial. Chris Pratt once auditioned to be a male dancer. Tony Danza’s awkward Broadway red carpet interview. Hollywood writers are on strike.  Kevin Hart updates us on Jamie Foxx’s condition. Shaq is back with new music. Plus, ‘Succession’ finale will be 90 minutes! 

What does our ideal first date look like? Has Roz ever tried Pholouri? What is a recent purchase that we’ve made that we are very proud of but others may think is a little strange? What word do we have a hard time pronouncing?

Will Roz be trimming down his hair for his wedding? If we could BE a chocolate bar, which would we be? Who on the show could “theoretically” swim across Lake Ontario? Have we ever worn the wrong underwear and it totally ruined our day? If we could have the power to make anyone sneeze, burp or fart on command, which one would we choose?

Afroman is running for President. Matt Johnson & Jay Baruchel chat ‘Blackberry’ movie. Is the thumb a finger? ‘Black Mirror’ season 6 cast revealed. Matthew Perry takes bad Keanu Reeves joke out of his book. Roz & Mocha fan is having dreams about Shem. 

‘YellowJackets’ star Kevin Alves chats with Maurie about the taste of fake bodies. The Damnits hilarious recaps of the Leafs games. Roz has new underwear! Jake Gyllenhaal talks about filming in front of the UFC crowd. John Stamos once got the Olsen twins fired. Rick Ross offers Don Lemon a new job. The most incredible video of Keanu Reeves with a 9 year old fan. 

Al Pacino talks about turning down the role of Han Solo. Diddy says who has permission to call him Sean. Len Goodman has died. Is there beef between Troye Sivan and Kelly Clarkson? Meghan Trainor apologizes to teacher and Joe Biden officially runs again. 

Lots of love for Palmer’s Cocoa Butter. What is on our Mount Rushmore of TV Shows? Do we make up our own bed? What was Maurie's high school grade average? What is our go to snack when you are just chilling or working?

What is the best late night snack? Have we ever owned a motorcycle? If we all worked in a restaurant what position would we be? We have access to the world of the Matrix but can only download one skill into our brain, what do we choose?

Shem almost SH*T himself!!!! New AI generated songs from Drake. Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass under fire for a tweet calling out staff on an airline for not cleaning up after his kids. Rainn Wilson sits next to a fan of ‘The Office’ who had no idea he was there. Maurie chats with Gabriel Basso about ‘The Night Agent’. Plus, we’re shocked to find out how much you’re paying for haircuts. Plus did w...

The world is freaking out at how Roz cleans his glasses. Doja Cat trolls everyone with a preview of her new album. We’re with some sad ass Toronto Maple Leaf fans after their game 1 loss. Disney launches a new chill play list with low-fi editions of their famous songs. Trish Stratus reveals she wrestled with torn hamstring at this year’s Wrestlemania. 

Kelly Clarkson releases new music, as does Celine Dion. Devon Sawa wonders why The Rock has never won an Oscar. The ‘Love Is Blind’ reunion was a disaster. ‘Phantom Of The Opera’ ends on Broadway. Final guests for James Corden are revealed as is the cause of death for Aaron Carter. Plus, Paul McCartney finally makes the dance charts. 

Who on the team would be the quickest to lend you money if you needed it? When was the last time you cried? What is something that would be hard for you to give up? Plus, we help Roz with his chafing problems. 

What's a food we loved as a child but cannot stand now? If we drop soap on to the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? What position would we play on a hockey team? If we would quit our jobs, what would be the most epic way to resign?

Tupperware might be going out of business. Nelly joins us to chat about his upcoming ‘Hot in Herre’ tour. Why is Roz blowing in his cats butt? Nick Cannon says he wishes he had a baby with Taylor Swift. 

We chat with Jennifer Garner for her new Apple TV show ‘The Last Thing He Told Me’ , plus, we’re on the red carpet with Robbie Amell and Sam Worthington for their new movie ‘Simulant’. Plus, we’re celebrating Mocha’s birthday with a song from Shem and a poem from Maurie! Price Harry IS going to the King’s Coronation. Plus, songs from Madonna, Mariah and more added to the Library of Congress.

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn break up. A new ‘Star Wars’ movie is in the works. The Dalai Lama is in some trouble. Jeremy Renner takes a humourous side to his accident with Jimmy Kimmel. Millie Bobby Brown is engaged to Bon Jovi’s son. Mike Myers was originally going to voice Shrek in a Canadian accent. 

If we could rewatch any movie and get that first time “OMG shock" feeling from the plot twist, which one would you choose? When we go to the bathroom at home, do we turn on the fan before we do our business or after? What was something we did because we thought it was cool but now makes us embarrassed?

What’s our favourite car snack? Would we rather a snake in the toilet or a bat? What made us fall in love with our partners? If we were offered $500K but we had to hook up with the main character of the last cartoon we watched, would we do it and who is it?

What is the ultimate dip? Maurie chats with Backstreet Boys star AJ McClean about his new fashion competition show. Bella Ramsey uses OJ in her cereal! Kevin Hart answers fan questions

If one slice of bread is moldy do you throw away the full loaf? Lady Gaga shooting ‘Joker’ movie in NYC and we talk to a fan who watched her film. John Leguizamo will not watch the new Super Mario Brothers’ Movie. We try the Peeps flavoured Pepsi. Shem’s March recap song.