Roz & Mocha

What do you do when a longtime friend still owes you money after a falling out — and seems to be using the broken friendship as a way to never pay you back? Plus, one listener just moved into a smaller house and doesn’t know whether to bring their dog or leave it with their parents. Also: is 60 too late to find love again? And how do you keep the spark alive after getting married?

Maria’s driving gets dragged — by her own dad. Mocha calls up Papa P, and the stories he tells? Pure chaos. Plus, Roz vents about Toronto traffic cameras, ticket traps, and one camera that handed out 32,000 fines. We also dive into the bizarre trend of walking backwards for fitness — and hit the gym to see what people really think. Then: Maurie gets exclusive access to both mayors ahead of Game 6...

Drake calls out Jagmeet Singh for showing up at a Kendrick Lamar concert — and Singh responds. Justin Bieber shares cryptic messages and expensive gifts during an emotional Father’s Day. Connor McDavid reacts to intense pressure as the Oilers face elimination, and we break down Team Canada and Team USA’s first Olympic hockey picks for 2026. Doug Ford backs a man who shot into the air to scare off...

Would you rather survive the Ice Age or snorkel with dinosaurs? We debate. Plus, wild coffee habits, personal survival tools for hard times, and what our “burn it all down” posts would be if the show ever ended. Spoiler: Maurie’s would go viral.

Are we really where we want to be in life… or just pretending we are? Plus, the ultimate grilled cheese debate—ketchup or nah? We’re talking burger toppings, ice cream cones vs. cups, and whether perfect vision is worth losing half your colour perception. And do you flash your high beams to warn drivers about police ahead? We’re breaking down all the little choices that say a lot about who we are.

Mocha gets honoured as a Scarborough legend at the Shooting Stars halftime show! Meanwhile, Jenna and her son Cruze call Mocha about a spider emergency at home (Cruze says it’s probably pooping on her pillow). Teachers share the wildest things students have ever said—like registering a teacher for the military. Plus, we talk the high cost of dating in Canada, chat with Tom Green about life on the...

This week on the Roz & Mocha RETRO Podcast – we’re diving into all things dating! First, we throw it back to 2013 with a look at some of the biggest rookie mistakes people make when starting to date. Then in 2014, Roz & Mocha ask: have you ever dated someone for all the wrong reasons? And finally, we wrap things up in 2015 with some hilariously outdated—but oddly insightful—dating tips from 1935.

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast — Toxic family ties, shady friends, nosy neighbours, and chain-smoking drama. One listener’s dreading a wedding where her estranged mom and brother will be, another finds out her so-called besties have a secret chat mocking her, and a bikini-loving mom clashes with uptight neighbours. Plus, what do you do when your neighbours chain-smoke under your kid’s wi...

It was Damnit Maurie’s birthday! And to celebrate, we get an epic new birthday song from Shem—this time featuring Maurie’s dad, Frank J. Sherman. Michael Bunting calls in with a surprise birthday message, Maurie hits the streets to ask strangers to celebrate him, and things get awkward when he asks Mocha for a hug. Plus, Roz humiliates himself and gets a parking ticket. Also: Roz can’t get a jingl...

From the BET Awards to bizarre surgeries, we’re covering it all. A plastic surgeon in Florida will sing you to sleep. Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s bromance is officially over. We’ve got updates on the DHL strike, the Air India crash, and a look at the best smells in the world (yes, really). Plus, highlights from the Tony Awards and BET Awards, and Jason Biggs admits he once dumpster-dived for coca...

What’s the secret to the show’s success after all these years? Which brand would you be proud (or embarrassed) to get sponsored by—tattoos and all? And why are guided meditations so annoying for some people, especially when they won’t stop talking during the breathing parts?

Who would fall for a scam the fastest? If we all lived in a dorm, what would be on our walls? Roz shares what finally changed his mind about working out. Plus, if The Roz & Mocha Show ran a school, which subjects would each of us teach? Let’s just say… not everyone’s getting a passing grade.

Maria and Maurie go head-to-head in a mini spelling bee—can either of them keep up with this year’s Scripps-level words? Mocha brings a prank video to the table that splits the room: is it hilarious or totally staged? Plus: a woman blames her 7-year sinus infection on her ex’s gas, a teacher reveals the wildest things her 8th graders have said, and we react to an A.I. remix blending Lil Wayne with...

This week on the Roz & Mocha RETRO Podcast – It’s a Sing-Along Throwback! From Roz belting out The Sound of Music in 2013, to getting emotional during A Whole New World, to that unforgettable Milli Vanilli moment from 2014 — we’re hitting all the nostalgic high notes. Sing it loud, cry a little, and press play!

In this week’s Roz & Mocha FMLs – How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings? Should you ask a parent to repay a large debt, or just let it go? And how do you move on from family pressure to marry and embrace a healthier relationship path?

The team takes on the “Blue Glue Gun, Green Glue Gun” tongue twister—and it does not go well. Mocha plays Roz a viral video of a little girl singing Moana on a delayed flight, and Roz is immediately annoyed. Plus: the poor people habits we just can’t quit, the most demanding bridezilla ever, Maurie recycling the same Pride jokes for a fourth year, and ride-to-work times that make Roz question ever...

The Edmonton Oilers are heading to the Stanley Cup Final—again! Netflix finally gives us Stranger Things Season 5 release dates, Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater becomes a limited-edition soap (yes, really), and Lady Gaga joins Wednesday. Plus: Mariah Carey teases new music, Rick Astley hits 1 billion Spotify streams, Wayne Gretzky names his sports GOATs, and Tinder adds a controversial “height filter.”

If our group chat leaked... who’s getting fired first? How do guys want to be hit on — and how do girls shoot their shot? Have we started picking up each other’s habits and quirks after all these years together? Plus, Is Shem still deep in the church game? And which of us actually takes naps?

Who would make the best trivia teammate on our show? We reveal the most unforgettable things we’ve ever won, and Roz shares what he actually eats while sitting on the toilet. Plus, would Shem, Maurie, Roz—or even Maria—ever pose as a Sunshine Boy or Girl?

A DJ ends the night with a “Deez Nuts” drop and Roz is obsessed. Maurie gets roasted for texting Roz’s wife Katherine at 1AM, and we hear from a listener who got a tattoo of Roz, Mocha, and Shem’s names on her back. Plus: What happens when Maurie tries to plan his own birthday gift? A.I.-generated R&B bangers, slow-mo back scratchers, and the real story behind Gwen Stefani’s “performance” at the A...

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — as promised — it’s all about Roz being sexy. Back in 2013, Roz was nominated as one of Toronto Sun’s Sexy Males. In 2014, a listener called in with a spicy Roz dream… and not to be outdone, even Maurie had one too.

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML: Wearing your old engagement ring after divorce — weird or totally fine? How do you get your dad to admit he needs glasses? And Karla wants a vacation but feels guilty spending the money.

Mocha finds out he has the exact same neck tattoo as Justin Bieber — and the team won’t let him live it down. Maurie hits the Post Malone & Jelly Roll concert, including the wild story of a fan who got hit in the head by pyro. Plus: A listener with a brutal 2-hour commute vents, Mocha comes dead last in the parent relay (again), we try the Toilet Paper Challenge (again), and people are asking Chat...

Big changes in Leafs Nation as Brendan Shanahan is out. The Florida Panthers are on fire, while Team Canada takes a hit in hockey. Shaq gets real about a bathroom emergency, Jennifer Aniston accidentally shares her phone number, and Joe Exotic’s husband gets deported. Plus: Morgan Wallen’s grandma spills secrets, “Lilo & Stitch” breaks box office records, and Kid Cudi claps back after testifying i...

Are we socks-in-bed people? Did we get our tattoos for the meaning… or just for the vibe? What books blew us away and made for amazing movie or TV adaptations? And how long could we actually survive stuck in a car?