Ride Along

Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys?

Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat

Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5.

 It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck.

This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage? Hang on, Graysie needs to sign into iTunes. Whose Wilt? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast ever...

Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces are so weird dude. Nick is wise. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us o...

Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's also a Graysie breakdown. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG &...

Our Heroes get a ride with Graysie and Nick back to the office. Eric has to drive alone. Eric does his own ride along. Why doesn't anyone stop for treats?

Nick is mad. Nick is real mad. There was a deal. We paid money for that. This isn't the first time. NO! We didn't get NOTHIN! Hopefully Mumbles watched the episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percent...

Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full wait time as we try to get the food we have to frankenstein when we get back to the office. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord wi...

Graysie let us know its lowkey dark. RodeoGoat time for our Chungus lives. There's a bird in someone's eye. Who's taco is this? If any of this made sense to you, congrats, Chungus. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twit...

Our Heroes somehow got unstuck from the floor and escaped the workers only to lament the disaster of not getting the food but what surprise does Michael have in store for everyone? You don't want to miss it, unless you're a Manor ISD student then DO NOT ENTER! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on ever...

Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a company account or what? Sorry Nick. Enjoy a cup of dog food. And don't forget about FOOD COURT this Friday at 7pm CT on our discord. Get access at https://Patreon.com/100percenteat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where y...

Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one loser. Monster Munch sucks still, by the way.

It must be seen and heard to be believed. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat

Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he’s hot now. Maybe. Shhh don’t tell.

Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS? Watch Pysho Turkey here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flK748GogoA

Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Per...

Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It’s no longer play time on the patio but it’s play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on...

Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percente...

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with o...

Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast ever...

It’s a long trek back to the 100% Office but Our Heroes have already eaten so the conversation goes everywhere. You seen this TikTok yet? You watch the ghost interview from the computer? You ready to learn about Alex Earl? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Po...

Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday.

We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla.