Red State Update

Jackie & Dunlap on Diane Chambers, Rockford Files, Jickie's, Jockie's, preppers, playgrounds, Obama bathroom library, Netflix, Noah, Russell Crowe, Danny Glover's family, Quigley Down Under, foot fetishes, Skinny Beer, and Starbucks Refreshers. Sponsored by Ladyboots and Sullivan's Auto Parts.

Jackie and Dunlap on the Israel Gaza Crisis, the Border Kids Crisis, the Ukraine Plane Crisis, the ISIS Crisis, the Casey Kasem Crisis, and the James Garner RIP Crisis.  Also the Chattanooga Stripper Mork Card Debacle. Sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinemas Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Coley's Christian Cinemas Cut, and McKinley's Air Conditioning. 

Special Edition!   Sponsors: Sullivan's Auto Parts and McKinley Air Conditioning.

Jackie and Dunlap have a recap of  Dr. Birdman's Hurt Bird Fourth of July Freedom Feeling-Better Fest  and  Don Jeckyl Jr's Big Bang Blowout Fireworks Display, although Jackie can't say too much for legal reasons. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman and Don Jeckyl Jr, but only kind of, because they're in jail. Also Hobby Lobby. 

Jackie and Dunlap do another good You-Ask-'Em, where they tackle your questions from Facebook and Twitter. Thanks for askin' 'em! Included: Mexico Attacks, Racist Names, Jackie's Market History, Masturbating Candidate, Windmill Eagle Beheadings, What's Wrong With This Country, and many more! Sponsored by Dr. Birdman's Hurt Bird Fourth of July Freedom Feeling-Better Fest ("Big Lots Parking Lot") an...

Jackie and Dunlap on ISIS in Iraq, racism in sports, and beards on Fonzie. Also Campin' Buddies, Mad Buddies, M*A*S*H, Trapper John MD, Mary Tyler Moore, Hee Haw plantation sketches, and theme song placement. Sponsored by Slott Juice Red White and Blue Juice ("Patri-Slott-ic") and Reo McElroy's Freedom Water.  

Jackie & Dunlap on Father's Day, Dad Movies, Satanism, Tom Hanks, Tom Hiddleston, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., NWA, Ice Cube, Republican Fundraisers, Hot Stuff The Little Devil, Bewitched, Harry Potter, Occultism, The Devil, Highway to Hell, plus Eric Cantor, the Cooter Connection, Daddy Bush Skydive, a little Iraq, a little Rick Perry.  Sponsored by Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable ("...

Jackie and Dunlap on Bowe and Bob Bergdahl, Obama Math, and the Duck Dynasty Bible. Sponsored by Peanut Pockets Steakhouse ("Since 1954") and the Murfreesboro Museum ("Miss Phillips' Kitty Pillows Exhibit").

Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary's new book Hard Choices , which is obviously a rip-off of George W. Bush's Decision Points . Plus Karl Rove called her "old and stale", which leads to a discussion on crackers. Clip of the Week is now in your court, so you have a lot of work to do diggin' around YouTube, and you better get to it.  Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Possibly coyotes now") and Pregreet...

Jackie's on the floor on his napping towel with a pinched nerve and hopped up on Dilaudid and Percocet and Valium. The show, however, must go on, even if it's a podcast.  The boys talk about the VA scandal, Memorial Day, and the Murfreesboro dude who had sex with an ATM machine. This episode may not always make perfect sense or use words that exist or are audible, but we're dedicated. We're dedica...

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Hillary's health problems, Karl Rove's medical opinions, and Operation American Spring. Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Three is Six Wednesdays 3-6") and The Squatting Winker.

Jackie and Dunlap on Israeli spies in Al Gore's bathroom, Joe Biden's chances in 2016, Moonies vs. Hare Krishnas, leaflets vs. documents, and Matthew Broderick.  Sponsored by Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable ("Dracula") and Longhornz Dance Parlour ("Mother's Day 2-For-1s").

Jackie and Dunlap report the latest on the Hosewater racism scandal, Obama's plans to undermine Jesus/soldiers with Star Wars, Bundy Ranch infighting, and senior citizen marches on Washington. Brought to you by Three Sticks of Candy ("You Know The Jingle!") and Slott Juice Hose ("The Hose Juice That Isn't Racist").      

Jackie and Dunlap on Cliven Bundy, Don Sterling, and the current state of old white racist guys.  It's hard for two white guys to talk about racism without being racist, so whenever they dig themselves a hole, they pull up Fred Thompson's Twitter to lighten the mood.  Sponsored by Hosejuice. Plus an explanation from Dom Podge's Tax Whiz.   

Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary Clinton: Is she faking shoe attacks and grandbabies to garner sympathy? Plus don't forget to write the George W. Bush Museum at Bush43media@nara.gov or tweet them at @GWBLibrary and let them know we want to come there and podcast there and eat at the cafeteria there! This episode went up a little early so you'll still have time to see Dr. Birdman's special Easter extra...

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate their 75th episode by laying on a couch, enjoying a pot of Miz Tindall's Special Spaghetti, and talking about the Gospel of Jesus's Wife, the lady who threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and his 2016 Hopeful Pals (Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul).  Clip of the week is either Shotgun Red and Ralph Emery again, or maybe Mrs. Columbo. Sponsored by Hosewater ("N...

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the paintings of George W. Bush, our greatest president/artist. They also make a plea to the George W. Bush Library to let them come and podcast from there (they'll podcast quietly.) Also: Fuzzy Obamacare numbers, Supreme Court upholds freedom of speech/rich people, David Letterman's retirement, Jackie's crush on Ellen Degeneres, Putin's sway with Republicans, Longhornz D...

Jackie and Dunlap discuss April Fool's Day, Russell Crowe movies, and their PTL Clip of the Week, Mickey Rooney on the PTL Club:     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UmP_5xfwg  (Go to 35 minutes in for the angel busboy story).  Sponsored (again) by Hosewater ("One Sip Keeps It Simple") and Master of Disguise Dom Podge's Tax Whiz.  

Jackie & Dunlap on Fred Phelps' death, Col. Sanders' 1979 PTL Club appearance, and Fred Thompson's Twitter, which causes them to have a laughing fit/mental breakdown and end the podcast early. Thanks, Fred Thompson's Twitter! Here's Col. Sanders on the PTL Club with Jim Bakker in 1979, talking about enemas:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdTGPQer-o Sponsored by Hosewater ("One Sip Keeps It Simpl...

Jackie and Dunlap never really get to the Malaysian plane or any other news this week. Talking about the San Francisco radio station playing "YMCA" for days straight sets them down a path that includes the Johnny Carson sex tape, video store porn rooms, Hank Snow, goats, going to the bathroom, Urban Cowboy, church, the internet, and John Wayne. Brought to you by The Cobbler Gobbler, but not the co...

Jackie and Dunlap speak at the Southern White Male Outreach panel at CPAC 2014. Topics: Putin, Palin, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Rick Perry, Fred Thompson, Ann Coulter, Newt & Callista Gingrich, Dr. Ben Carson, Bachmann, Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Tom Coburn, Chris Christie, Bobby Jindal, Rubio, guns, straw polls, the Rock, Coley's Snack Foods, and Dr. Birdman and Hurt Bird. Sponsored by Skunky's (form...

Sarah Palin Was Right! Russia Rolls Eyes At Obama As Putin Crushes Democracy! Also, somebody tell us who the fascists are, because there are so many of them? Also, we don't really start talking about the news until 50 minues in. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman (Hurt Bird okay, some of Hurt Birds 3-11 doing all right, monkey's better too) and Wet Breads (Juicy Pizza coming soon!) Also there's a lot of tal...

Bonus episode for ya this week-- the second edition of our Sponsors All Sponsors series.  Contains the sponsors from Episodes 25 - 34, all collected in one podcast so you can refresh your memory re: Tee Tee Slott lore, impress new listeners with the beginnings of the Little Helen's saga, or just settle in for two and a half hours of yelling about prostitutes and wet bread.  Episode 25: Coley's Cat...

Why do Arizona bakers hate Gays so much? Why do we demand apologies from people who don't mean them? Why do we not understand the Ukraine stuff yet? Who makes the best cobbler in Murfreesboro and why are they so mean? And who was the forgotten Whistling Cowboy of Jackie's youth? These are all good questions, and we answer some of them. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman ("Hurt Bird 2 RIP, but come see Origi...

Listeners like YOU call the shots on this week's podcast, as Jackie and Dunlap turn to Facebook and Twitter fans to tell 'em what to talk about. They wind up musin' on leprechauns, the Olympics, Hilary, NASCAR, Petty vs. Danica, snake handlers, the weather, Bill Nye, Marsha Blackburn, Climate Change, bow ties, Republicans, Democrats, Krakens, Funny Donkey, Jackie Chamoun, Lindsey Vonn, Russians, C...