Red Eye Report

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the THAAD missile defense system. They cost a lot, they take a long time to make, and we are burning through them like crazy. Also on the show, Oracle talks about the Titanfall 2 VR Port and Teddy gets screwed on a controller.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about weird shit in the sky, a shadow breakaway civilization, and apparently the CIA is searching DNA sites for alien-human hybrids. Also on the show, all pilots are Furries and the new Ocarina of Time remake is looking great.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss weird classified projects. Also on the show, Shaggy Dog Sheeran and getting trapped on I-90 in Chicago and filling up your adult diaper.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music & Murder. There are some messed up album covers out there! Also in the show, Ashtray flings his fat dad body off a janky tree stand and rope swing and Teddy rants about Covid. Here we go again!   Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asia's Titanic, the MV Doña Paz Disaster. A lot of shit went wrong that night. Also in the show, Ashtray shares a story that only the king of hipsters could share, and Oracle warns of pink slime journalism coming to a mailbox near you.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.    theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Bicycles. Where the hell did they even come from? It is an interesting story, and the fact that early iterations were called 'Boneshakers' says a lot. Also on the show, four middle-aged men shake their fist and yell at technology, and Trump uses his cabinet as bait on Air Force One while he slips away with his golf caddy in an airline food delivery...

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Propaganda. We fire off a few Finger guns and as usual, we pierce the veil of modern media with our award winning banter and not gay at all attitude. Also on the show, we talk classic literature and price gouging in the rental car market.  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Incest. At home DNA tests are outting a bunch of incestuous shenanigans. That's a tough one to come back from....     Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about teeny weenie things. Some this artwork is absolutely insane and needs powerful microscopes to even see it! And then there's the Brits and Queen Mary's Dolls' House. Apparently, they had too much time on their hands in 1921.    theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

Is the magic of E3 gone forever, or has gaming just evolved past the need for it? 🎮 In this episode of RER, we’re taking a massive nostalgia trip back to the Electronic Entertainment Expo. From the mind-blowing console reveals and legendary stage blunders to the hype that used to define our summers, we’re breaking down the rise, the peak, and the ultimate fall of the biggest event in gaming histo...

In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating, scandalous, and world-changing history of journalism. We explore how early newspapers fueled revolutions, how media tycoons like Hearst and Pulitzer invented sensational "yellow journalism" to drive profits, and how a fearless group of investigative reporters known as the "Muckrakers" exposed corporate monopolies and horrific working conditions t...

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into one of the most controversial and scientifically debunked practices in the world of disability care: Facilitated Communication (FC). Marketed as a miraculous breakthrough that gives a voice to the voiceless, FC involves an "aide" guiding the hand of a nonverbal person over a keyboard or letterboard. But what happens when the facilitator is a...

Are we using AI to assist our brains, or are we using it to replace our thinking? Join us for our upcoming RER Report Livestream as we unpack the critical intersection of generative AI, cognitive development, and the modern educational landscape. As AI tools become deeply integrated into our daily workflows and classrooms, we are facing a new phenomenon: "Knowledge Collapse." When information is d...

Would you buy the Brooklyn Bridge? What about a beachfront property in a country that doesn't exist? Tonight on RER, we're diving into the unbelievable true stories of history's most notorious con men, swindlers, and scammers. Join us as we break down the psychology, the audacity, and the absolute sheer nerve of the men who managed to trick the world. From monumental real estate scams to fake mart...

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we're taking a trip back to the Gilded Age to dissect the original Titans of Industry—the Robber Barons who built (and bought) America. Grab a drink and join Oracle, Ashtray, Teddy, and Mistic as we stumble through history, corner the discount bic lighter market, and officially introduce the world to Mistic's Nutbutter.   theredeyereport.com

NASA is officially heading back to the moon! 🚀 Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we are diving deep into the Artemis II mission. We're breaking down the crew, the tech, the timeline, and what this historic lunar flyby means for the future of space exploration. Grab a drink, and let’s talk about our return to deep space.   theredeyereport.com

Are we literally sitting on top of a classified, subterranean empire? In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we are digging deep into the phenomenon of DUMBs—Deep Underground Military Bases. We start with the cold, hard, declassified facts: massive, multi-billion dollar continuity-of-government bunkers like Cheyenne Mountain, Mount Weather, and the infamous Greenbrier Resort bunker that hid in pla...

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into a dark and often overlooked chapter of American history: the Wilmington Massacre of 1898. Known as the only successful coup d'état on U.S. soil, this event saw a white supremacist mob overthrow a legitimately elected biracial government in North Carolina. theredeyereport.com

Is your dad a hero or a cautionary tale? This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re diving into the dark, pushy, and occasionally criminal world of Parenting. Whether it’s forcing a child to speedrun Super Mario 3 before doing math or raising a future bank-robbing toddler, we explore the fine line between "mentorship" and "vicarious living." We also take a collective swing at Gwyneth Paltrow (because...

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re negotiating our release while breaking down the wildest, weirdest, and most famous ransom cases in history. From stolen celebrity corpses to Yakuza run-ins, we are covering it all while waiting for the wire transfer to clear. Tonight's Hostage Situation: Oracle: Currently suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, winking at the kidnappers, and complimenting their trac...

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray, Oracle, Mystic, and Teddy dive deep into the mathematical blueprint of reality: Sacred Geometry. We explore how ancient civilizations used geometric patterns to build monuments and how these same shapes appear in everything from honeycombs to human DNA. The crew breaks down the significance of the Platonic Solids, the mystery of the Golden Ratio, and...

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a deep dive down the rabbit hole into one of the most incredible—and often forgotten—moments in American history: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee (1946). When World War II veterans returned home to McMinn County, they didn't find the peace they fought for. Instead, they found a town under the iron grip of the corrupt Cantrell-Mansfield political machi...

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies around the world. Also in the show, Teddy reviews Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and Oracle beefs about his gutter falling off (and Meta killing the Messenger app on PC). Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nord Stream Pipeline Sabotage. There's a bunch of shady stuff surrounding this case. Also in the show, the Scots are amazing trolls, and who the hell is Billy Don Burns? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport Get your RER swag here! https://www.theredeyereport.com/swag/

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Demiurge and the Abrahamic Mind Virus. Also in the show, we discover Teddy has no idea who Ken Burns is.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport