Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James

Young people with old voices, sneezing news readers, flying lambs and thieving sea lions.

Disasters you’ve made at work that have caused everyone to re-train, a caller who wears boots in bed and a quizzer that cleans the toilet with vodka?? Welcome back to another All Day Breakfast.

The captors of The Royal Pencil have been in touch and Greg suspects Scott Mills has something to do with it. Also, we get more stories on disasters that have struck twice, Ainsley has missed a golden opportunity and Chico De Bing is ready for the quiz.

Greg finds an intriguing message on his desk, our cow rescuing fireman is back for WrongUns and The Stag team battle out the final of the quiz, before embarking on their night out in The Toon.

Tom The Young Farmer has a rival in the form of Tom The Young Trucker, so they battle it out to become King of the airwaves. Also, Ali Plumb reviews the film that everyone’s talking about, The VelociPastor and beef has arisen between Greg and Vick & Jordan.

A podcast featuring 1Xtra’s Remi Burgz, a fleeing flamingo, a cow in a swimming pool, a spit sucker and the boss of the world. Let’s go!

A highway full of biscuits, an April fools prank, the king and queen of Tell Me Something Good and a new doggy friendship. What’s not to like?

Camila is here with a social media dilemma and to chat about THE pencil. Also, did you sense something fishy going on last Monday? Well maybe Ant, Dec and Stephen Mulhern had something to do with it!

Harry Styles is here with a new song and fan Eda is very excited. Also, Radio 1 newcomer Seb Bailey plays WrongUns and more dodgy accents from the world of showbiz.

Actual Shawn Mendes was on the show (yes, he made it) so we pitch him against our resident moon expert for a moon-off. Also, strange things you carry around in your bag, we find the show’s official drummer and listener Rachel needs a “Bovine Manager”.

Greg goes on a search for a drummer, Chris Stark joins us for Top Of The Shops, and we look at infectious accents that celebs’ just can’t help picking up.

Nicola Coughlan and Simone Ashley from Bridgerton are here and one of them hates goat cheese! Also, Animal News is a Duck Special and did you know that everyone has a theme tune?

Joe Lycett calls live from Hollywood to give the lowdown on all he saw (or didn’t see) at the Oscars ceremony. Also, listener Max celebrates his 10 thousandth birthday and we have a special 10 Minute Takeover in tribute to Taylor Hawkins.

Are Lauren and Nigel, our lockdown lovers, still together? Will bride to be and Captain, Zoe win Yesterday’s Quiz? How will spuddy Scarlett do in WrongUns? All will be revealed in this podcast.

Barmy boozers, spilled pints, bruised waitresses and mutinous musicians - Here we go again!

We delve into the darkness of The Three Little Pigs in Fact Controller, Scarlett gives us an update on the sea of spuds and we review Clara’s Leaping Leopard biscuits on last night’s Bake off.

Yungblud brings a wee festival dilemma, we have special Hen Minute Takeover for all the hens in lockdown, a question in the quiz nearly gets out of hand, and a hundred thousand potatoes rain down on Scarlett’s street. Just another day at the office!

The final of the quiz brings some controversy, Radio 1’s new family member Matty Chiabi plays WrongUns and both Greg and James have big faces.

We get news of a strange landing from space, Danny Howard ties to sort the Chum from the Flora in Top Of The Shops, and Tom The Trucker’s had a “DOUBLE DISASTER!” (boom boom)

Big Weekend announcements, silly scratching games with pop stars, a boat-man called Bryn and fruity flavours with Fay. Here we go!

Inspired by Phil Vickery making a chip butty, we hear your stories of putting the least effort into your work.

As Greg announces some of this year's Big Weekend acts we get Coventry listener Josh on for a special game of Sit Down Stand Up. Also, a new superstar in the making, Simon takes the place of Gregg Wallace in our 5-minute warning.

Greg has been sent a fancy pecan pie but has no idea who from, fart taster Ashleen is back for WrongUns and Greg finds out that we’ve been singing Katy Perry wrong all this time.

Florence Welch is here for Everyone’s Rubbish and it turns out she can be rubbish too. Also, Scott Mills is here to reveal this year’s Eurovision entry and One Direction are being melted down... but what parts can we salvage?

Bus boy Reece is back, Mike brings us some Gregg Wallace Gold and You won’t believe what listener Ashleen’s family do when strange odours appear.