Queer Rants

Well, this was supposed to be an episode about Queerbaiting but Andy got carried away and hijacked the whole episode to bring you… A Queer Rants Special Report Because some people are just awful.  Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong language throughout. Get in touch, or follo...

Outtake!  Ditching family commitments to pig out on pasta.  Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #vegetariandelusion #cacioepepe #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vonnie is too angry to commit to a smaller rant this week, so Andy is overcompensating, while making you all think about Vonnie naked.  And then they get on with this week’s topic: Kids at Pride There isn’t enough sanitiser in the world… Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong la...

Outtake!  Vonnie gets charged with indecent exposure on the streets of Birmingham.  Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #pyjamas #lingerie #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 015 - Country Music Subtitle: Wait, what? Andy is both being a snob and also furious that you’re trying to make him read in your toilet.  And Vonnie is sleepinzzzzzz… And then they get on with this week’s topic: Country Music?! Do NOT say yee-haw… Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content w...

Outtake!  Who’d have thought that Andy’s the professional one?  Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #oops #malfunction #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy is furious that you phoned him, and he’ll never forgive you for that voicemail.  And Vonnie has very tired wrists… And then they get on with this week’s topic: Coming Out! All men with boyfriends are fat? Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong language throughout. Get in to...

Outtake! This week, Katya is subjecting you to the bullshit we chat about before we actually get started…  Would you snap your fingers?  Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #thanos #marvel #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy has a very camp problem, and Vonnie waffles about video games while Andy wasn’t listening… And then they get on with this week’s topic: Gold Star Gays and Lesbians Download our new hookup ratings app, only $25pm.  Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong language throughout....

Outtake! Brought to you by Banana Nesquik. Now is the time for the banana revolution. Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #sellingout #nesquik #banana #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy is dealing with his backlog and Vonnie needs you to keep your loo library fully stocked.  And then they get on with this week’s topic: Bisexuality Click here to activate bi erasure.  Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong language throughout. Get in touch, or follow ou...

Outtake! And posted a few hours late due to forgetfulness, sorry! We go shopping for lesbian apps… What’s your favourite? Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #datingapps #dating #lesbians #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy gets stung in a retro throwback attack and Vonnie wants you to endure her feet before diving into the super sexy world of this week’s topic: Sides It’s an out hole only. Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Discussions of abuse between 32m20s and 38m08s and strong language throughout...

Outtake!  Vonnie and Andy want you to tell them when you get your rocks off.  Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #butter #filth #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vonnie is disconsolate at the lack of coffee chocolate in the world, and Andy wants you to just book the damn meal yourself.  And then they start ranting about: Losing Your Gay Card Listening to Queer Rants earns you one stamp on your gay loyalty card per episode. Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights. ...

Outtake! Vonnie and Andy break kayfabe! Which wrestlers are your gay canon? Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #wrestling #wwe #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vonnie uses her thumb too much, and Andy’s sad he couldn’t finish Encanto before getting into this week’s topic: Saying Lesbian Say it loud! Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong language.  Get in touch, or follow our socials here | LinkTree Send us your Queeries or episode sug...

Outtake! Vonnie and Andy go toe-to-toe in the room where it happens. Who’s side are you on? Get in the comments! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #hamilton #queeroes #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy’s upsetting thin people and Vonnie should have gone first.  Again. Gay Men’s Body Standards Grab your popcorn! Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong language.  Get in touch, or follow our socials here | LinkTree Send us your Queeries or episode suggestions to queerran...

Outtake! Vonnie absolutely won’t answer the door. Andy will, but won’t be nice about it.  Get in the comments and let us know what excuses you use to avoid cold callers! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #leavemealone #queeries #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy judges a book by its cover and Vonnie is sweating her armadillos off before we start ranting about this week's topic: The Trans Agenda Strap in, it’s a long one this week while we vent about this very silly social panic.  Daddy tank top designed by BLCKSMTH available here | Tee Public Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set t...

Outtake! Andy bullies Vonnie into a re-take and faces her wrath. And then, after Andy gets told he has great taste in music despite being SO GAY that he crochets, Vonnie doesn’t let him forget it. Get in the comments and let us know what you do that makes you SO GAY! Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #sogay #queeries #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrant...

We find that Vonnie’s little fox is procrastinating again and Andy needs a sugar daddy, before discussing this week's big one: Gay Villains Oh those poor unfortunate souls.  Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to rights.  Content warnings: Strong language.  Get in touch, or follow our socials here | LinkTre...

Outtake! Andy and Vonnie discuss the virtues of lamps and why the overhead light is a hate crime.  Listen to Queer Rants wherever you get your podcasts, or via the link in our bio.  #lamps #lgbtq #podcasts #queerrants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We start with further evidence that Andy is a total disaster, while Vonnie is road raging. Once they get that out of their system they tackle this week’s topic: Unfriendly Questions Turns out, they just don’t like talking to people anyway, so all questions are unfriendly.  Join us as we look at the world with a queer lens and get angry with anything and everything as we set the world to right...