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HONK HONK! They said it couldn't happen but we are back for a new episode full of stuff to get angry about. Things like Ninja Turtle knockoffs, going back to school, DayZ in real life, the Naruto bank, Pokemon card schemes, acrylic Jar Jar dildo, Twitch language, the ban meta, subscriber-only Zoom classes, bodypillow artists, Rate My Prof review bombing, The Hartlepool Monkey, Scapechimps, Mario M...

This just in! It's an newsworthy and educational episode of your least favourite podcast, chock full of the latest headlines and factoids such as M&M child slaves, Italian icon Tifa, Pennsylvania lab monkeys, crab-eating humans, Usopp's fables, The Dolphin, Gumbly moments, Family Guy dogs, and post-internet comedy writers. You'll never need to learn or know anything ever again!

Welcome travellers, it is time for another PU tale as our brave big boys uncover all sorts of unearthly the mysteries such as real chupacabra footage, cryptid donkey shows, unattended french babies, ski chalet lockdowns, Below Deck, insane network television, Nerf Geneva Conventions, new Civil War maps, Drake's hot sauce hypothesis, public domain Denny's, Harry Potter bars, and Taco Bell cauliflow...

I don't have much time but here is an episode that reveals some of the deepest secrets that have ever been uncovered on this hell show. Not only are we taking a very sloppy deep dive into the stupid freaking Bogdanoff Twins, but we're also looking at lifesaving BBLs, feet donors, funeral manticores, Sir Tom Cruise, the British Dynasty, Princess Diana NFTs, Blockbuster original content, Banned Poli...

We're back for the New Year baby, and we're starting things off with a banger full of all the horrible topics you'd expect. We're talking NFT QR codes, frog coffee, beef tea, Tim Hortons ciabatta, morning Dr. Pepper, Spongebob OP and ED, Nickelodeon voice auditions, Betty White's apes, The Ghost of Crypto Future, Metaverse skybox, Venom wrap, the charcoal drink, PC Herman, train justice, bike safe...

We're leaving off the new year with a look wayyy back to when we thought things might eventually get better. Strap in for some classic PU bits like underwater Matt, Basie's ulcer, murder hornets, walrus vs boar, pug breeding, Travis the chimpanzee, Black Widow lego set, french gamer, Timmy Turner vs Danny Phantom, rogue Ugandan chimps, jizz music, Scooby Doo censorship, Cuck-E Cheese, Brother Bear...

It's the spookiest time of the year, where once again we sort by new on a horrible subreddit and break down amazing posts by real actual people. We're looking at scary two-sentence horror prompts and other spooky topics like no more Family Guy, Spider-Man eating a big fly, The Morbius Rap, Blade easter eggs, Bjork is Shmi, clone barbers, elementary school horror stories, bad speech topics, french...

What is happening glizzy goblins, it's time for a new vile adventure. This time we're looking at Ghislaine Maxwell high school assembly, first lady head game, The Game Awards, Kids React predator hunt, Sonic trailer spoilers, Masterchief the show, the new era of little boys, adding CGI moustaches, Martxn Scorsese, Dream's baggage, the "high" republic, Dune content revival, Matt's Fornite streak, P...

Oh hey what's up. We're going back to simpler times, and by that I mean animal murder and fighting children. So strap in for discussion on secret white rhinos, Tasmanian tiger soup, Bermuda Triangle racists, new megafauna, Diary of a Wimpy Apostle, Bible Chaotix, Zatchbell memories, Garfield content, Clifford vs 3 small Hulks, Robot Chicken sabotage, stop-motion bullies, red butt, prison planet hi...

The world's most upsetting game show has landed once again, and this time we return to the old and far away galaxy of George Lucas' hellscape, Star Wars! Who will be the biggest hater? Who will lower themselves enough into degeneracy in order to win? Find out in our 10th game of Feud 34!

Finally, a very factual and educational episode, so you can learn something for a change. With Marcin busy this week, the rest of the PU boys get caught up on all things dog placenta, Gina Carano's new movie, Chris-Chan's prison gang, Ken Penders, the Knuckles bloodline, Sonic girlfriend mandates, and nyan cat's owner. It's a Sonic heavy episode, but what's new. You love it.

It's that time of year where all the gamers sprout from the manure to speculate on who will take home the most prestigious awards possible at this years upcoming Game Awards. The PU boys do a group vote on what we believe to be the guaranteed winners. Also featuring Professor Dan Schneider, Noah's dad's hair, RIP John Ritter, daylight savings conspiracy, Johnny Galvatron, car games, Gus from Break...

Big Dune themed episode we got here. Not really but we do talk about worm meat. We also talk about anime recommendations, Dune stranding, the skittles joke, Warner Smash Bros, Cartoon Network Punchtime Explosion tier list, ethical Donkey Kong movie, Shai hulud burger, mushroom restaurant, bee wing soup, pizza drive thru, and Dairy Queen hot dog blizzard. This show is the mind-killer. Shout out to...

It's the Post Unavailable Post-Halloween episode, as we scrape all the candy and topics that nobody wanted from the bottom of our scare sacks such as Garfield impressions, Forrest Gump disease, smoking weed with trick or treaters, stromboli serpents, witches salve, Atlantis truthers, Ancient Egyptian green witches, Ubisoft crypto, crypto gold rush, Sputnik pilled, Space Chimp oppression, evil sea...

Hey super fans, it's me, the vengeful ghost of Stan Lee! This caper from the PU boys includes all sorts of daring and spectacular stuff like too soon jokes, hottest Finding Nemo characters, the Snail hypothetical, forbidden worms, Fan Expo 2021, Jack Black monomyth, cosplay red carpet, anime face, sexy Knuckles, Artist Ally roleplay, Funko Pop cages, Toronto secrets, Gambit costumes, cosplay bars,...

There's too many weeks in October to be doing spooky scary episodes so instead have an episode where we talk about on-campus witch burnings, Dream in real life, Splatalot Squid Game, the Blizzard wrap up, Donkey Kong OCs, the Breaking Bad Expanded Universe, Clone High vs India, getting stuck in the demon core, The Big Bang Theory Guys, Rick and Morty trivia, best invasive species, Rap Adam, and Ri...

The scariest season of all is here, so let the PU crew get you into the fall groove with stories about turkey replacements, Halloween haunt murders, roller coaster operators vs pilots, Mormon soaking, Sponge Bob Fighter, Human Centipede logistics, domestic horror, I am weed, Smash Mouth threats, apple heist, horrible horses, mourning the Queen, baby reboots, and CN Tower hippos. 

Ahoy there! Get your sea legs and bibs ready because the PU boys are back for another nautical/culinary/sexually charged excursion into everything no one wants to talk about including: Mark Zuckerberg's beard, gamer smells, microdosing tetanus, PU PSAs, Spirit Halloween drought, Disney's Sora, Rugrats exploitation, black market frogs, humane shark fin soup, turtle farming, clown girls, giving Dora...

Bing bing wahoo it's time for a normal-ass episode and you know we all have hot and controversial takes on the recent announcements regarding Mario Mario and his new feature film. We talk casting, story, production, sequel/spinoff/crossover potential, and fan casting. We also get into how we were ripped off by a vtuber, Zoom class bullshit, Gary Oldman's Tiptoes, babies in bubbles, Blue Sky Produc...

You know what time it is. Feud 34 is back and this time we're tackling the second generation of Pokemon from Gold and Silver. Don't give a shit or know nothing about these little funny gamer monsters? That's alright because we've dumbed it down for the whole family, plus we also get a bit political, but not in any way meaningful. Plus you know you just love to hear us talk, so get on in here!

This is it. The Great Monkey Tournament ends here! 32 of our favourite monkey characters clawed and flung crap till only 8 remained. Now the greatest monkey character of all time will be decided. We will be analyzing the diets, taste, power level, based-ness, fishing ability, leading man ability, Big Brother winner eligibility, and psychic proficiency. We also talk about Elon Muskateers and Will S...

Round 2 of the Great Monkey Tournament is finally here! The 16 monkeys that won Round 1 will be judged on how Christ-like they are, their drip, their potential for hosting Post Unavailable, and how sus they are. Let's see who can compete in these stupid-ass categories. Don't worry we also discuss DnD drama, baby theory, and the Rainforest Parliament. The Tournament continues!

Part 2 of The Great Monkey Tournament is here! As we finish out the last half of the qualifying round we continue to assess the chillability, willpower, fighting capability, and kissability of the last 16 contestants, all of whom are more ruthless and have rougher legal histories than the first half. It's life or death, with more to come in THE GREAT MONKEY TOURNAMENT!

The Great Monkey Tournament has begun! 32 of our favourite monkey characters from movies, tv, real life, and this podcast have been entered into a tournament bracket to determine who the ultimate simian personality is. Participants are graded on fighting ability, chilling ability, kissing ability, and force of will. Secrets will be revealed, lies exposed, and bananas consumed, and only one sub-hum...

The PU boys are back and decide to get real. Real as in reality tv, nothing too serious, I mean have you listened to this show? They also discuss Call of Duty Ghosts, the end of White Boy Summer, the Chris-Chan Trial, Sexy Beasts, Lego Masters, reality tv empaths, Survivor toxicity, and Kevin Hart's death. It's good to be back!  Be sure to use code: FTIPOSTUN at the link below for 15% your me...