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Do you hear that? That's the distant hungry growl of a new Post Unavailable about the animal kingdom! This time we talk about Times magazine's 100 most influential animals as well as Chinese Craig, the Barbenheimer experience, killing Marcin in Texas, Dreamworks kart racer, game slop, Pinky the dolphin, zoomer movies, Lockheed Martin mammoth clone, the Krack brothers, full blown Pangea, al...

This one is all about auto-fellatio and Christ. Alongside our other usual topics like blocking your family, patreon bonus content, Jimmy the micro penis, open heimer style, oompa loompa appropriation, Deep Roy's wife, dad generated balls, Marilyn Manson rumours, everyone loves Cornergas, auto fellatio deaths, The Flash NFTs, TikTok Justice League, mooshroom gut biome, Minecraft animators, the...

The PU crew is getting friskier than usual because the world needs more warm, thick love. These lovers get into poor food, sour cream KD, long math, baby coding, carrier pigeon king, Alec Baldwin slander, SNL criminals, Paul Dano beef, beautiful wives segment, all love is predatory, the video essay boom, Wendigoon sponsors, high school right wing pipeline, Threads, TikTok censorship, Ice Poseidon&...

It's Post Unavailable time, where we ramble about everything horrid and esoteric under the sun like Chris’ excuses, Laptop clitoris, 3DS peripherals, condom hacks, a posh wank, John Pork, the mustard belt, measured by orgasm, face sitting diving bell, Smosh is back, will it pussy?, Smosh.com articles, unsupervised Twitch, Genshin Impact whales, Justin TV, Italian Flash, Non-Binaria, Robert Dow...

It's time again for post-tragedy debrief as we discuss all the fake hardships the world has faced this past week, and who is better suited than the PU crew? We get into the new Canadian Seven, government mandated Drake tours, getting hype on Frank, weed smoking prison soldiers, exploding vape pens, Phish Lot balloons, that dang ol' submarine, Gabe Newell torpedo, ice worms, forced underwat...

It's a new era of Post Unavailable with new features including now-recurring guest, Chris, and a soundboard, that it turns out, is not audible in the recording! Nevertheless we talk about the League of Legends recovery centre, Medieval Times authentic black plague, boring ah DC movie, Tom Cruise time perception, the orca revolution, Russian hired Somali pirates, podcaster mercenaries, Free Wil...

Another evil episode to gum up your brain, this time the PU boys get nerdy and flirty with discussion on Trump Wick faith, Blondie suicide, Netflix CEO executions, Mark Wahlberg Gollum, Obama bomb kid, dynamite armed teachers, Canada forest fires, meatball mode, Times Square billboard guy, secret English people, italian superman, polish apples, Gollum apologists, gameplay that should be removed, F...

Welcome back to the world's most upsetting gameshow! Feud 34 returns and this time we are looking at the 4th generation of pokemon, all your favourite sexed up lizards and plants from Diamond and Pearl! We also talk the pride fall hoax, Post Unavailable Brazil, nutritious seal blubber, French English dictionaries, Marianne, Egirls of hope, Joe Byron, Infernape foot lettuce, the veil of fightin...

What is this, freakin' Christmas time or something, haha? Nah but for real, here's another compilation of classic bangers and goofs from our past, to make up for taking a little break this past week. All of your favourites or new favourites are here such as Zack Snyder's interview, anime voice acting, greasy gross woman, Melee players, cringe contest, r/amitheasshole, Spore virus, losi...

Before we cap off this past month with our 160th episode, here is a look back at what I would say is the beginning of some of our best content. Ya know, where we really found our stride, our rhythm, ya know? Included are classics such as the Santa disease, Inception furry mod, European Union Jedi Masters, Kraig, anime girlfriends, Disney rat problem, CNDeez nuts, ethical animal eating, the Home De...

In a special presentation from the PU crew, we present to you a screenplay reading of the 2022 Matt Reeves emo spectacular The Batman, with the twist being, none of our cohosts have the script present and are going off of pure memory and comedic, improv kung-fu. None of which are very good. Join us for this special radio play that took way too long for what it is, and isn't even the whole movi...

If you're a fan of clicks and clacks of the ol' video game remote then this is the episode for you because it's time for another classic video games episode from your favourite boys. We also discuss Best of Marcin vs Best of Noah, the secret Chris Carbone plan, The Wii Man, our Marge era, worst impressions episode, Jon H. Benjamin cadence, Alberta on fire, Diaspora Ontario, Five Nights...

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back. After getting trapped making our The Batman From Memory project and some life going on, we're finally back with a two hour special with all the classic PU fixings. We get into bird talk, male black widowers, jerk-off siestas, day sleepers, hot wax toasters, night naps, Stabbington Ontario, stealing street signs, two beers, Okja meat, our Rocket Raccoon, M...

It's Post Unavailable! Just a swell, no gimmick, good ol' ep of your least favourite podcast. On top of apologizing for not delivering our The Batman from memory project this week, we also discuss the Suicide Squad novelization, Scientology movies, Hubbard heads, UFO designs, GTA writers, Chevy Chase price points, the Fan Expo line up, body pillow bloodstains, anime human trafficking, milk...

It's time for a blessing from your favourite boys, this time we get a little religious, a little political, and everywhere in between as we go through every topical venture we can like Silvagunner Gilvasunner, leftist infighting, homeschool valedictorians, Mario movie review and QnA, raw unadulterated Seth Rogen laughs, most racist movie you've ever seen, weird monkey creature, Mario criti...

It's one very, very small step for podcasts in this mostly space-themed episode of Post Unavailable, where the boys discuss Canada's first man on the moon as well as other bullshit like white lies for adults, the ai era, Milli Vanilli, HotS vocaloid team, Super Mario VIP matinee, D&D rules lawyering, Netflix inflation, The Real Harry Potter, television penetration, Avatar Caligula, Jer...

We left some eggs inside your brain and we're just coming to pick them up, sorry. While you've got bug-brain listen to us buzz about remembering dead comedians, TikTok WiFi, free spy market, The Great Wall lie, Lord of the Rings LiveLeak, pitbull reputation, deep frying your dog's balls, Church's Chicken slogan, Chris Chan prison release, Noah Needs Moms, Kanye West Superbad, pawg...

Welcome to the winner's circle where we give you all our tips and tricks on how to win big and still ruin your life in the process. We also give you a grim look into the future of AI and how it'll take over this show. We're talking Gary's Mod e-sex, anti-woke podcasts, SFM foley, pre YouTube video websites, Ninja cigarette ads, casino public strip poker, gambling addiction, tricking grandmas with...

Hail to the chief, which is us because we are back in the swing of things with another spicy, REAL episode of podcast content. We're dishing about Basie's Antarctica mic, avoiding conscription, tomb guards on their phones, name of the unknown soldier, veterans of the war on men, sperm whale hunting, AI animals, Waterworld king, scorpion burgers, lab meat, vasectomy collateral, Forge Unavailable, s...

We're back! Well some of us at least, but that won't stop us from putting out some chill ass content where we put together a playlist of the songs that encapsulate each episode of our beautiful long-running show. We also talk about the carny clause, active participant Santa movies, YouTube short pipeline, the 8 year old vote, Poor Mr. Beast, the Wal Mart of God, 2016 YouTubers, shopping cart confr...

Another blast of peak content coming at you, this time including some more fast-paced and chaotic bits and clips including: Osama’s hard drive, Alec Baldwin angry moments, sperm music, throwing a monkey off the cn tower, kids costumes, Halloween jokes, Ray William Johnson death, Brontosaurus ribs, 15,000 big foots, animatronic safari, prone bone the Queen, naming every pirates movie, r/nextfucking...

We’re celebrating reaching 150 episodes of the ding dang show by taking a little vacation, a little baby break but in the meantime enjoy a look back at some of our best segments, bits, jokes, and conversations from our early years including Grade 8 song parodies, Cha cha slide cheating, monkey labour ethics, monkey restaurant, chicken wings controversy, baby escape room, choice-based mini golf, Ri...

What better way to celebrate a milestone like our 150th episode than to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time Marcin hosts a League of Legends themed game, as we discuss all things League, such as ai butthole cereal, deepfake porn of your friends, right-wing whistle blowing, League Joker, questioning the host, ARAM, Powder, The Women Band, blue haired red eyed liberals, Pil...

The Friend's Circle finally comes to a close as we invite multiple guests from the past 10 weeks to speak in this unorganized, and chaotic mess of a 12 host Post Unavailable. Listen to your favourite guest stars talk about Bandercock, Trivia Crack, hybrid snowblowers, blue collar cold opens, podcast migrant workers, human trafficking stories, gangstalking, rizz origin, comfort slang, the benevolen...

Prepare to get smoked out in our latest Friend Circle episode featuring our wonderful friend Von! Von helps us decipher our favourite conspiracies as well as some of our world's greatest mysteries such as facebook conspiracies, OJ Simpson verified on twitter, jail lies, ashwagandha, dunking on Kim Jung-un, secret Hitler extra, Fat Suit of the Year, TikTok community violations, becoming right-wing...