Outrage Factory

#What made the internet angry this week? BREAKING NEWS: POP SINGER MICHAEL JACKSON ALLEGEDLY MOLESTED CHILDREN. We discuss the perfect storm of fucked-uppedness that led to the King of Pop, the new documentary detailing the allegations against him, whether MJ cover songs are still acceptable, why The Beatles should also be cancelled, and why Dale hates...uh....'ethnic' music. ALSO: Momo is coming...

#What made the internet angry this week? A brief history of men knowing absolutely fucking nothing about flirting with women. Dale discovers The Mandela Effect and it's melting his mind. The Oscars happened, and they were relatively free of controversy and therefore boring as hell. Even as a 61 year old in the 1970s, John Wayne had some pretty shitty views, but people are morons for getting mad ab...

#What made the internet angry this week? Derek made it out of China, where they REALLY like white kids, without getting detained in a Canadian internment camp. Measles are on trend in Vancouver. The Aziz Ansari comeback tour is moderately more successful than Louis CK's, and we have a review. Swastika pizzas. Dale and Derek share tips for how to avoid your own #MeToo charge, and it's easier than y...

What made the internet angry this week? With Derek off to china for to celebrate the lunar new year Dale is joined by two guest hosts, Cam and Tyler from the podcast Subspace transmissions (http://www.subspacepod.com/) For the cross over even of the decade. Aparently the new live action Aladdin movie is giving people nightmares... well specifically the Will Smith genie. Liam Neeson somehow manages...

#What made the internet angry this week? The internet wasn't angry about enough stuff so we spend the first ten minutes of the episode making dumb small talk. Autonomous cars don't kill as many people as you might assume. Derek gets heated about Trump's inability to get a suit tailored. An elected official gets outed for being an insensitive piece of shit, but it's not the one you might think. Whe...

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale spends twenty minutes explaining his literary masterpiece. Saying that men should be less shitty is apparently a really controversial statement to make, as we found out with the #GilletteAd backlash. We also discuss peeing on people, Dale's gout, Trump's fast food photo op and pandering to the poors, competitive eating, shrimp forks, MAGA hats, poor pe...

#What made the internet angry this week? YouTube entertainers are shitty, awful people. Warning: being woke and inclusive may result in egregiously long acronyms. Going gay for a limited time: woke, broke, or bespoke? Kinder eggs are trying to make us all racist. Facebook's nudity algorithm hates women and dolls, exclusively! Dale and Derek give a lesson in genitals. People are irritated by the la...

#What made the internet angry this year? Congratulations! You survived the angriest year in the history of the planet! Give yourself a hearty pat on the back, then get back to being pissed off about shit that doesn't matter! Dale and Derek cover their top 3 outrage-inducing stories of the year, compare New Year's resolutions, the world's fattest otter, Louis C.K. is back in the news AGAIN for bad...

#What made the internet angry this week? PETA is in the news for humiliating themselves again. Derek fondly remembers a seagull murder. We discuss what it takes to be a successful parent. People have awfully strong opinions about a song they hear three to four times a year as ambient music in department stores. We eat spotted dick, and this time it's the food! Teflon is making your genitals smalle...

#What made the internet angry this week? Hey, it's the episode number that is also a sex act! Speaking of sex acts, the most pretentious man alive has been #MeTooed! Speaking of #MeToo, a bizarrely popular Christmas song about date rape has been removed from the radio! Speaking of bizarrely popular, ordering kiosks at McDonalds are covered with feces! Speaking of feces, a bunch of kids in Hawaii w...

#What made the internet angry this week? In a very sexy episode of your favorite podcast, we discover the dangers of trying to spread Christianity to an isolated tribe of people armed with instruments of murder. We play 'monkeys or cousins?' and answer the eternal debate 'which breed of monkey is the sexiest?'. A murderous otter is on the loose in Vancouver and has somehow managed to outsmart nume...

#What made the internet angry this week? The midterm elections have come and gone, and the #BlueWave was more of a light splash. Donald Trump, noted troop-respecter, fails to commemorate World War I. People should only be allowed to vote between the ages of 30 and 50. Electoral reform is a hot-button topic in BC, but nobody really understands what it means! Young white males in Wisconsin are unsur...

#What made the internet angry this week? People have strong opinions about when it's appropriate to get excited about Christmas, and whatever you feel, you're probably wrong! We also discuss the folly of war, Dale drops some World War I facts, were Nazis fashionable?, even the seals in Scotland are terrifying, white people invent another persecution complex, boobs: no thanks. Talking points: The F...

#What made the internet angry this week? The Midterm elections are coming up and the Democratic party is destined to fail forever! Who could have guessed that letting a bunch of shitty opportunists prey on mentally ill peoples' paranoia would yield tragic results?! It was a big week for insane rightwingers with an axe to grind! Several thousand people are hiking thousands of miles for an inevitabl...

#What made the internet angry this week? Smoke 'em if you got 'em! And by 'em', we mean weed, which is now totally legal in Canada, unless you ever want to cross a border into the United States again! We discuss provincial weed sales, why smoking some things is good for you and smoking other things is bad for you, your online weed purchases are almost DEFINITELY being shared with US border agents,...

#What made the internet angry this week? Hiding bodies in the woods. Dale invents a jingle for Derek's single life. The far-right and far-left surprisingly do not get along very well! Join The Lost Boys today. Why do people live in Australia? SPF = spider paste (cures) face (cancer)! Why Derek didn't drink milk for two years. We are ruining our children. We explain the UK to Dale. RIP Big Dick Ene...

#What made the internet angry this week? Sexualized Mario characters! Anime body pillows! Supreme Court nominees! All men are trash! Believing women when they say they've been sexually harassed or assaulted is the baseline for basic human decency and you don't deserve a goddamn award for it! The world's best professional sports league welcomes a terrifying new mascot! All this, plus a four-year-ol...

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale loves clickbait. Communicable diseases are making a comeback in a BIG way. Want to feel old? 9/11 would be graduating highschool this year. We learn why Dale hates books. Why do people eat chestnuts? Ticketmaster is evil, but capitalism is great! A comedian expresses distasteful opinions conveniently at the same time they have a new show coming out! Ji...

#What made the internet angry this week? Apartment hunting in the Lower Mainland is a circle of hell, spite is the most powerful motivator on earth, conservatives hate black people so much they're lighting their shoes on fire, boycotts are making the world a worse place, CEOs love the GOP, Vancouverites complain about everything again, Dale and Derek share their outdoor pooping experiences. I can'...

#What made the internet angry this week? Energy drinks are bad for you, but great for podcasts! Instagram is probably not an accurate representation of people's lives! 'Influencer marketing' is widely misunderstood and poorly executed! Dale walks back his love of Jordan Peterson! Louis CK is probably not ready for a redemption tour! Is there such thing as an accidental boob grab? Let's find out! A...

#What made the internet angry this week? Derek and Dale get personal. Vancouver, the only city in the world where it's possible to get seasonal depression during summer. John McCain died, and people have opinions. Trump and Mexico team up against evil Canada. Dale teaches us about dairy farming. We share our love of Chinese culture and bizarre Oreo flavors. Alcohol keeps making people do dumb thin...

#What made the internet angry this week? Statues get removed! Racism gets excused! Dale does research! Another celebrity gets chased off of social media by people who care too much about works of fiction! Grownups play Pokemon! All this and more in this totally free podcast! Talking points: John A. Macdonald statue removed Is John A. Macdonald guilty of war crimes? Ruby Rose quits Twitter Songs: '...

#What made the internet angry this week? The first casualty of the INFO WARS is the truth. Alex Jones gets scrubbed from the internet, the SeaTac plane theft, the perfect candidate to play James Bond, and we spend 30 minutes discussing Will Smith movies. Talking points: Alex Jones gets banned SeaTac suicide Will Smith should be James Bond

#What made the internet angry this week? We do our best to explain the batshit insanity that is the QAnon conspiracy theory, an argument in favor of regulating misinformation, a bunch of dumb internet challenges are hurting people with hilarious and tragic consequences, why you don't find porno mags in the woods anymore, Big Condom strikes again, and with Steven Seagal's new diplomatic post we off...