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Today we briefly wish hip hop artist coolio SIP(Sleep in Peace) & go over my top 5 cuisines.

Negative, maybe… Logical, absolutely! Today I dive into my predictions of the future if we continue on this path of meaningless consumerism. Get ready for lift off, WE’RE GOING TO MARS BITCH!

Today’s recording takes place on September 26th, “World Contraception Day” & in the spirit of spilling the beans I will share my personal testimony encouraging the youth to wear protection.

I got the sniffles & these days that can only mean one thing, CORONAVIRUS! Tune in to me work out the symptoms of what hopefully isn't one of the new variants of covid-19.

30 year old dad smoking a cigar out of his car window on a Saturday night, i’ll let you put 2 & fucking 2 together. Tune into the prelude to me sleeping on the couch!

All we do is complain, complain, complain. Today I keep it real & call out the fact that even though this country f’ckd us, we not only deserved it, we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Grateful to be alive, grateful for the opportunity to fight, grateful for gratitude. With all the negativity in this life one would be foolish to lose sight that he may change/control his course if he wills it. Today I speak on the intention of gratitude & the power we can build upon it.

In an attempt to play the ultimate devils advocate, today I will be sympathizing with the like's of Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Epstein, & even the natural forces of evil!

In a further development of my thoughts on persona, today’s talk get’s into the necessity of facing one’s dark side. We inspect the question, is it better to succeed in fantasy or fail in reality?

When the top gun says it’s over, it’s over! First #bidenworstpresidentever trends on twitter, then student loans get forgiven, then the pandemic get’s canceled (All right on time for the next election cycle). You heard right folks, THE PANDEMIC IS OVER! Tune into me losing my shit over the end of a bad storm & the perfect timing!

Today we go over modern day audacity! From the porn stars turned motivational speaker’s to the super rich preachers, seems like everyone’s swinging a big pair these days!

Same location, different perspective. Tune in to me recanting early memories of going to church while I lay on my carpet & stare at my ceiling fan. Enjoy the vibe!

Today’s rant is powered by freshly squeezed fruits & veggies from my Nama Juicer! Let’s talk about good vibes, high energy, & the almighty lord Yeezus Christ. There’s no end to the depth of a rabbit hole when your geeked off kale & ginger.

Today I describe my love for burrito bowls (BLACK BEANS PLEASE), give my opinions on the newly cast little mermaid, & report on the theft of 10 million dollars by a Black Lives Matter organizer.

Today I jump into a hypothetical situation posed to me by a dear friend. “What would you do differently if you were 18 again”.

Today we analyze the effects a 2 year shut down have on the collective psyche. Tune in to hear opinions on how mass isolation has lead to art becoming stale.

Tune into my road rage story and draw some deeper meanings from me losing my shit behind the wheel!

Today we review orlando brown’s allegations of P Diddy playing the flute & detail my love for straight razor shave asmr. ENJOY!

Today we inspect the inspiration behind one of my favorite films & talk about the possibilities of moon cycles influencing our behavior.

The  September 11 attacks , commonly known as  9/11 , were four coordinated  suicide   terrorist attacks  carried out by the  militant   Islamic extremist  network  al-Qaeda against the  United States . This is my recollection of this day.

We see a trend on the internet, various descriptions of devine feminine energy. Im not a woman, tune into hear my experience with Devine masculine energy.

In the wake of the news that beloved Queen Elizabeth has passed on, tune into me using explicit adjectives to describe her impact on the world. Additionally, SHE KILLED HER F’CKN DAUGHTER!

Today in podcastville we discuss Anthony Joshua’s previous loss to Nicaraguan fighter Andy Ruiz, & joshua’s poor reaction to split decision loss against unknown challenger. We will not be talking about Tennis cuz I'm not gay!

Today we attempt to answer various unrelated questions like-Is anything new under the sun? Do you suffer with delusions that your mind is being read? Are you who you think you are or has the pursuit of a goal transformed you into a disingenuous shadow of a man? Im NOT a therapist but I somehow still feel confident sharing my self perceived expertise with you, TUNE IN!!!

Tune into the vibratory tonation’s of early morning Puerto Rican vocal fry. This installment of ASMR will include an introduction of the speaker, a personal story, & an excerpt from the Charles Dickens novel the cricket on the hearth. Enjoy!