Nobody's Listening, Right?

This week on NLR: Elizabeth puts Ozempic under the microscope, Andy uncovers a tampon travesty, sports culture is a thing, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠...

Lucky Ducky might have lost a couple of his nine lives, Elizabeth reveals a delicious secret, Andy feels a cold breath right in time for spooky season, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Our new 10 Episode True Crime Podcast BETH'S DEAD is out now!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch!...

This week Andy’s insecurities may be the source of his relationship problems, Elizabeth shares some fall finds and book recommendations, plus- Christian influencers, misguided men maxxing out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: patreon.com/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch!...

This week Elizabeth embarks on a new life chapter as a makeup influencer, Andy struggles to rekindle a creative outlet, they both weigh their teaching credentials, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Ins...

Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out October 30th!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a special box, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Ins...

This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https:/...

This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on...

We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer...

This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Dad’s memorial, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episod...

This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BIG THANKS to this week’s sponsor ⁠Trainwell⁠ Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days fr...

This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder how Andy may be poised for success. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations H...

Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikT...

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagra...

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After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% o...

Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on Ti...

Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the co...

We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 d...

This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with ⁠Trainwell⁠, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’...

This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days...

This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join...

Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazi...

We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our reco...

Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com and use promo code: NLR at checkout ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...