No Hugging, No Learning

"Jerry learns Elaine pretended to enjoy their intimacy; Kramer is banned from a fruit store." -Original Air Date: 9/16/1993- We're back, baby! Season 5 kicks off with The Mango, a boring-ass new logo at the top of the show, Elaine faking her orgasms and George not being as good as the risotto. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a F...

We're on our Major Life Change Hiatus, but we still wanted to drop a few mini-episodes for you. Ted's back from his honeymoon and Tim has to hide in a closet to record because this is the first time they've talked in two weeks! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker  by giving us a 5 star rating a...

We're on our Major Life Change Hiatus, but we still wanted to drop a few mini-episodes for you. Ted's married, Tim and his family have moved and Seinfeld is still RAKING in the money on streaming and cable distribution deals...more than 20 years after its been off the air. Seinfeld is going to Netflix which throws a big 'ol wrench in our show planning.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show ab...

We're on our Major Life Change Hiatus, but we still wanted to drop a few mini-episodes for you. Ted arrived safely in Los Angeles for his honeymoon and Tim is still in the process of moving, but through the * magic of pre-recording* we're talking about No Hugging, No Learning inspired wedding speeches and references that went over EVERYONE'S heads.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about...

We're on our Major Life Change Hiatus, but we still wanted to drop a few mini-episodes for you. Ted is getting married (literally  today ) and Tim is moving, but through the * magic of pre-recording* we're talking about Seinfeld trivia and what actors were considered for the roles of George and Elaine before Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, respectively.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, t...

"Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network." -Original Air Date: 5/20/1993- We've got a doozy this week as we tackle The Pilot in a 1 hour and 41 minute spectacular! We talk about problematic men, TV Kramer vs. regular George, a weird timeline issue with Kramer and a few bits that went on for waaay too long. We've also got a special announcement at the end of the episode! T...

"George's father is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot." -Original Air Date: 5/13/1993- This week we talk about The Handicapped Spot, Kramer completely breaking the thesis of the show, rich and spoiled handicapped people and George's "father".  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No...

"A valet's odor permeates Jerry's car; guests Nick Bakay, Taylor Negron" -Original Air Date: 4/15/1993- This week is Season 4 Episode 20 (lol) and deals with something being smelly (lol x2). We talk about the worst chroma key the show has ever had, Jerry getting ripped off by the car detailers and the returns of wonky timelines and Susan...with a twist!  No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one...

"Visitors Kramer and Jerry think they killed a surgery patient; guest Susan Walters." -Original Air Date: 3/18/1993- This week we talk about The Junior Mint, found money vs. earned money, a weird sound effect in the operating room and Ted not being able to think of what Dolores rhymes with.  No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hug...

"Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants." -Original Air Date: 2/25/1993- On this real and spectacular new episode, we talk about The Implant, determining who sits and sleeps where in a new relationship, Salman Rushdie and the most attractive woman Jerry has dated so far. No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Huggin...

"Good Samaritans Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort and assist senior citizens in their homes. Unfortunately, Jerry is assigned to a nasty old cuss -- who he loses on the street thanks to Kramer's intrusion." -Original Air Date: 2/18/1993- This week is a JAM-PACKED episode as we talk about The Old Man, Kramer's alternative media, going postal and we play "Is this problematic?" with the...

"When an eavesdropping college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and his pal George are intimate longtime companions, Jerry vainly works overtime to prove his straightness." -Original Air Date: 2/11/1993- This week we cover The Outing and talk about gay panic of the 90's, George's mom (still?) being in the hospital, a bit Ted thinks is too random that doesn't go anywhere and being single, thin...

"Jerry and George scramble to keep their feeble idea for a TV series alive when they meet with a skeptical executive who catches them eyeing his teenage daughters cleavage." -Original Air Date: 2/4/1993- This week we're talking about The Shoes, because everyone else is apparently! We cover Botticelli shoes, the snub, Denise Richards and taking a peek at a poke.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, th...

"A deportee (Brian George) blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp." -Original Air Date: 1/27/1993- This week we break down The Visa, talk about Emo Jerry, baseball references that went over our heads, the return, deportation and vengeance of Babu Bhatt and asking ourselves, "is this problematic?"  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfel...

"Jerry tries to coordinate two comedy appearances and a movie with friends; guest Tom La Grua." -Original Air Date: 1/6/1993- Ted has been born and it's time to talk The Movie! We also cover driving just to see beautiful homes, Papaya King, bad dialogue in fake movies and wonky timelines.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE...

"Elaine sends out a revealing photo of herself in Christmas cards." -Original Air Date: 12/16/1992- This week we've got the final episode before Ted is born, The Pick! We also cover THE BEACH, when picking your nose is too much, nipples and Mike O'Malley on Guts vs. Mike O'Malley on Yes, Dear. Check out this side by side⬇️ Image Source: @Random90sPeeps   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show a...

"On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy." -Original Air Date: 11/25/1992- This week we're talking The Airport, learning about things that only exist for wealthy people, a flight that somehow lasts WAY longer than it should and what duty-free means. If The Contest was the first time you listened to us and you stuck around, thanks! This is No Hugging, No Learning,...

"Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self denial. Meanwhile, an excited Elaine looks forward to her date with a hunky John Kennedy Jr." -Original Air Date: 11/18/1992- Here we go... This week we've got The Contest. The episode that changed television, apparently. We also talk about peeping, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and what being Master of your Dom...

"Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank; guest Jane Leeves." -Original Air Date: 11/11/1992- This week we're talking The Virgin, foam condoms, never finishing games of monopoly, Ted's uncle buying lots of shoes and finding out what Chuck Woolery is up to now. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Huggi...

"Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera." -Original Air Date: 11/4/1992- Crazy Joe Davola is back this week as we talk The Opera, how to actually pronounce Pagliacci, Jerry and Joe basically being neighbors, hitting growth spurts in your 30's and sick kung-fu moves. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a F...

"As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire." -Original Air Date: 10/28/1992- This week we've got The Cheever Letters, figuring out the big deal with Cuban cigars, George and Susan being a good match and p a n t i e s. All this and Newman's Mail Sack! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get...

"Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sickly fan; guest Jessica Lundy." -Original Air Date: 10/7/1992- This week we're talking about The Bubble Boy, more Yes, Dear connections with Brian Doyle Murray, people exploiting illnesses for free things and SO MANY plot holes.   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Lea...

"When Jerry's mom and dad come for a visit, Jerry desperately tries to buy back the watch they bought for him, which was recovered by his Uncle Leo after Jerry had thrown it in the trash." -Original Air Date: 9/30/1992- We've got a shorty this week as we pick up from last week with the second half of this two-parter (is it?) talking about The Watch, Elaine and Kramer doing it five times a week, Ge...

"Jerry must be at his most creative when he has to explain to his visiting parents why he isn't wearing the watch they once gave him -- a timepiece that Jerry discarded in a trashcan. And pal George stupidly throws away the pair's fledgling series commitment from a TV network." -Original Air Date: 9/23/1992- We're back to a normal-length episode this week with The Wallet, Kramer not picking up on...

"Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show." -Original Air Date: 9/16/1992- We've got a  long  one for you this week as we recap the hour-long episode The Pitch! Besides nothing, this episode is about meta jokes, Jerry dragging George and things that were okay to say in 1992!  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld fo...