Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

John Hastings has never seen "A Complete Unknown" but he rewrites it, and we read his script! Is John accurate? Is the Hawk Tuah (cannot believe I typed that out) Girl in the Bob Dylan biopic? Enjoy John's full script! Plus some games, a lot of chat on the Oscars, and more! Kyle and John are joined by Jono Zalay! And go see Kyle live in Brooklyn on April 5 at Union Hall. http://www.kyleayers.com f...

Jay Light has never seen "The Brutalist," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does Jay nail it? We're talking Holocaust movies, so it's officially Oscar Season! Oscar Talk, Jay's Script, Games, and more! Kyle and Jay are joined by Lindsay Adams! And go see Kyle live in Brooklyn on April 5 at Union Hall. http://www.kyleayers.com for tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

Lisa Wallen has never seen Twilight, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Take a trip down millennialemory lane and let's revisit Twilight and what Lisa Wallen thinks it probably was.  We talk the 00s, the Twilight Franchise, play some games and more!  Kyle and Lisa are joined by Kelly McInerney!  And go see Kyle live in Brooklyn on April 5 at Union Hall. http://www.kyleayers.com for tickets...

Sam Wiles has never seen 'Joker Folie a Deux' but he rewrote it and we read his script! Remember this movie?? It was going to be huge! We take on Sam's script, talk Oscar movies, forgettable movies, and play some games! Kyle and Sam are joined by first time NSI-ers Jessy Morner-Ritt and Wyatt Fair! Check out Sam's new album "Here Comes Success" on A Special Things Records! And go see Kyle live in...

Mo Fry Pasic has never seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona, but she rewrote it and we read her script! A patented "how long into the episode could this script be?" episode from Never Seen It. We read Mo's script, talk Woody Allen, and more! Premiere of a new game! Plus some What's in the Box'd! Kyle and Mo are joined by Catherine McCafferty! Go see Kyle in New York / Brooklyn on April 5 at Union Hall! D...

Allen Strickland Williams has never seen Sophie's Choice, but he rewrote it and we read his script! He wrote four pages before asking a friend one very important question about the movie. Kyle and Allen are joined by Babs Gray and Joe McAdam. Come see Kyle in Brooklyn on April 5th at Union Hall! Get tickets now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle is joined by Graham Kay and Kevin James Doyle via Zoom to talk their favorite first-watches from last year, and predict what random movies from this year are going to be about. We will check back in later in the year on their Rotten Tomatoes Score Predictions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Folks, we're getting one more episode in this year. Kyle Ayers has never seen Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, the Hallmark movie centered around The Kansas Chiefs, but he rewrote it. It's TOO long, TOO specific, and potentially for nobody in the world. Kyle is joined by Danny Jolles, Bailey Norton, and Phil Morris (and producer Jake Robinson for the games!) Happy Holidays, everyone. I am t...

Kyle hops on Zoom with Mike Carrozza, Lindsay Adams, Bailey Norton, and Chris Mejia, to play some games themed around holiday movies. Before & Afters, Character Card Head Imposter, What's In the Box'd are all here! We're on Zoom, folks, so there's the "everyone talking at once on Zoom" issue, sometimes, though I tried to edit and repair it as often as I could! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Adam Conover has never seen Stranger Things, but he rewrote it and we read his script. The nostalgia: it's there. A Power Glove? Maybe. Hear what Adam is pretty sure Stranger Things probably is, and we talk Netflix's lack of staying power, and more. Kyle and Adam are joined by Adam Newman! Also! Kyle thought we'd never done Stranger Things, but we have (with the wonderful Clark Jones), years ago....

Mel Stephens has never seen Annie Hall, but she rewrote it and we read her script! We continue a streak of guests absolutely nailing it. We talk what Kyle remembers about the movie, everyone's favorite controversy-less director, and more! Mel and Kyle are joined by Daniel Van Kirk! Go check out their show, Overshare Comedy, if you're in LA on December 4! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

UPDATE: Please delete, refresh, and redownload if you hear an issue of overlapping audio during the intro. Catherine McCafferty has never seen "Die Hard" but she rewrote it! Enjoy her full take on what she only knew as "a Christmas movie." We kick things off with some talk about laughing at grief after Kyle accidentally texted a friend who's passed away. Kyle and Catherine are joined by Lindsay Ad...

Brittany Ross has never seen Game of Thrones, but she rewrote it! It feels like enough has permeated the world for Brittany to nail her script. Kyle quizzes Brittany on the show she's never seen, we play some Build the Perfect Movie, and talk Chimp TV! Kyle and Brittany are joined by Bailey Norton! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Weldon (Host of "I Hate Bill Maher" podcast) has never seen ID2, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Folks, this episode is chaos. Will, a former roommate of Kyle's delves into some talk of old internet videos, old VHS trading, and more. We read Will's script, play some games, and generally just jeer at Kyle's puns, just like the old days. Will and Kyle are joined by Diego McCafferty, w...

Chris Grace (Superstore, new special 'Chris Grace as Scarlett Johansson' on Dropout) has never seen NCIS, but he rewrote it and we read his script! It's... perfect? We have a meandering conversation about tennis, viewing, not viewing, and more. NOTE: This was recorded a week or so ago, and we knew it would come out on/around election day. We briefly mention it, but mostly we don't. I left in a lot...

Documentary Filmmaker and comedian Yourgo Artsitas has never seen "Smile" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We talk the viral marketing behind the movie, scary movies in general, and play some games! Yourgo and Kyle are joined by Daniel Shar. Our episode is a slightly shorter runtime today, sorry about that. Just scheduling issues but we squeezed in a recording! Check out Yourgo's document...

Amy Miller returns! Our every-Halloween-season fan-favorite has never seen The Babadook, but she rewrote it. Enjoy her script, enjoy some games! A lot of talk about scary movies up top. Do I remember how we started talking about Ozempic? No. The episode is a bit short, that is on me for having a scheduling issue that day! Kyle and Amy are joined by Chris Mejia! Find us on patreon at patreon.com/ne...

The Boo Boys are here! Nate Fernald and Zach Broussard have never seen Pet Sematary, but they rewrote it and we read their script! They SPECIFICALLY have not seen the remake, but they wrote what they figure the changes probably are. Are they close? Then we get into some games and BONUS: there's turtlenecks. Check out The Boo Boys new book: Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories, wherever you...

Time for some games! Kyle is down with Covid so he hopped on Zoom with Mike Carrozza, Todd Sklar, Bailey Norton, and first time guest Yourgo Artsitas to play some games! Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie + Discrepancy, the return of What's in the Box'd, and the new Character Imposter Guessing Game: The Game.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Calogero (New Album "Husky Boy") has never seen The Sound of Music, but he rewrote it! Hear his full script! Enjoy (or buffer through) a bunch of sports talk! We read Chris' script and get into some old, new, and oldy-slash-new Never Seen It games! Thanks for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jen Kober (No Flies On Me special) has never seen The Goonies, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Jen is... close? This whole era of adventurous kids movies escaped Kyle entirely.  Jen and Kyle are joined by Jay Light, and after Jen's script they take on some games! Thank you to everyone who came out in Chicago for Kyle's show. You all are the best.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Mario Adrion has never seen Aladdin, but he rewrote it! Hear Mario's full description of what he's certain almost definitely happens. Plus some games, we talk German versus American children's stories, and more! Kyle and Mario are joined by Bailey Norton! If you're in Chicago, Kyle will be there September 22! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leah Rudick has never seen Magic Mike, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Enjoy her take, Brandie Posey's expertise, and Kyle's... hosting? Check out Leah's special "Spiraling" If you're in Chicago, Kyle will be there September 22! And still in Edinburgh all through August! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeff Cerulli (new special "Live at the Bomb Shelter" on Comedy Dynamics) has never seen Bridgerton, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Enjoy Jeff's full take on this show Kyle really cannot remember if he can remember anything about. Kyle and Jeff are joined by Daniel Shar! This episode was recorded in June, some promotional efforts may be dated! If you're in Scotland or coming to Edinburg...

Joel Kim Booster has never seen Casablanca, but he riffs his way through its most famous scene. We spend a laid back hour in studio talking movies, TV, life, and catching up. Then Joel Kim Booster and Lindsay Adams go through some games, and a redacted Casablanca script! I hope you are enjoying the tangental-to-script episodes as much as the script ones, we have some more scripts again starting ne...