Nate and Mitch are Friends

Episode 27, Ain't it Heaven...ly Nate and Mitch, more like Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey! We start things off by talking about Mariah holding Nick as a baby and there is photographic evidence of it. If you know any details about this, please, call in. Before the boys started recording there was some discussion involving hip hop lyrics and how cheesy they can get. We reminisce about our sentimental...

Welcome to episode 26 of Nate and Mitch are Friends: The Great Conjunction. Nate and Mitch, Mitch and Nate, Natch and Mite. Any way you slice it, they are friends. This week things start off with Mitch getting upset with the thought of people not understanding the science of room temperature. Nate talks about Resident Evil 4 and some glitches that speedrunners use, but anyone can do. The Navy may...

Episode 25, and we're feeling alive! Nate and Mitch have done many episodes, but this one is special. There is a special event that happens just under 50 minutes. You'll have to hear it to believe it! Anyways, on to business. Badlands Chugs would be a gooner if he knew about us. He doesn't, but we love him for his many chugs that have brought us joy AND hot dog eating contests. Dog humor and chef...

Episode 24! Need we say more? The GT30(Oh!) is finished. We made it 30 days alcohol free (well, pretty close anyways). We cut it a little short because to go through a whole 30 days would have ended on a monday, we didn't want to record on a monday, so we'll call it 30, but it was really 27.   Needless to say, heavenly sips of brews are flowing throughout this episode as we start to unwind and han...

Episode 23! It's free!   The audio quality on today's episode might not be up to Joe Rogan's standards, but that's not what our podcast is about. It's two friends (Nate and Mitch) who talk and have a good time. We hope you have a good time with us! On today's episode, Nate gets tested for COVID. Thankfully the results are positively negative. Mitch shows Nate an unusual video of an Imagine Dragons...

Episode 22: We're sober, bored, and we're just looking for a male friend. Something that's been giving Mitch strength while remaining sober is the 8 Clown Commandments. He's just been ignoring all the clown stuff. We may adapt it for the 8 Goon Commandments. Nate talks about having a memory, but not really having a memory of a block of time where he bought his fair share of gas station sandwiches....

Legally, episode-wise, Nate and Mitch can FINALLY drink, aaaaand they're going to refrain from it for 30 days. The Goon Tribe 30 (GT3*Sopranos OH*) This is The Goon Tribe's version of "Sober October" except we just picked a random time to do it. Feel free to join us! After the first few minutes having a full on discussion about alcohol, Nate and Mitch talk about "Entering the void". You'll underst...

Halloween is upon us, and Nate and Mitch are feeling spooky! The boys start things off by discuss wrestling by tying it in to their last weeks discussion. We're tanning specific parts of the body while sounding like Obama. After a few opening bits of banter, we get into the topic at hand: Halloween. Candy, dressing up, trick 'r treating, etc. We cover it all and having the fillings to show for it!...

We did it! We finally made it to episode 19! We made it this far and this heaping trash fire of a train will never stop rolling! This episode dives right in to Mitch looking divorced and defeated. Quarantine has made us lose all sense of time and hygiene. What we are saying is, we can't recall the last time we showered. There's a particular musk the body gets when remaining unclean for extended pe...

Episode 18: We can legally smoke, gamble, and gather goon material! On this episode, the boys discuss a number of things from playing pinball to career aspirations. The pinball talk sparks a memory of Nate's father playing pinball while blasting 70s/80s tunes loud and proud. Nate felt the need to capture the state of disarray by video on his phone with full commentary of the morning after chaos. M...

Throw on some roller blades, hop on your skateboard, and pedal your bicycles on this all new and totally radical episode of Nate and Mitch are Friends! First and foremost, this episode was recorded on the birthday of the only person we truly care about, James Gandolfini. May he rest in peace. Because this was one of our heroes' birthdays, Nate cracks open a Dogfish Head 120 minute IPA he has been...

Episode 16 means your boys are legally allowed to drive. Can you believe it? We grow up so fast! They just handed us a driver's license as soon as we hit this milestone.   The story of "White hot...something or another" finally gets told. We riff off of, what can only be perceived as, Guy Fieri's goon face paired with various phrases that come together to make some enjoyable entertainment. David B...

Episode 15 is a heck of a ride! The boys decided to do an impromptu recording session after Nate had already had a few. Mitch catches up with him, and the boys have a good chat. The things we lied about as children are easily caught. From lighting our eyebrows on fire, to wasting pop cans, our mothers always knew. Nate tells a true story of a kid who threw cake in his face. Nate's only crime? Want...

14 episodes deep into this thrill ride we call Nate and Mitch are Friends. We hope your seat belts are fastened tight because we can only go downhill from here! This episode includes misheard lyrics from a beloved family television show as well as Mitch waking up at the ungodly hour of 3am just like Nate only to have a name floating around in his noggin to add to our ever growing cast of character...

The luckiest of all numbers, as we all know, is 13. That's this episode's number so you know it's going to be a good one! The other reason you know it's going to be a good one is the fact we got our good pal Trev on this episode!   For those unaware, our logo is illustrated by the talented Trev. He has also hand drawn an image buried deep in the mind of Mitch only known as "The Handito" (check our...

From "Oooo"s and "Ahhh"s brings the idea of crowd participation into the Nate and Mitch are Friends Podcast, ya know? Drink along with your legal beverage of choice! Don't let this titular top of the tongue tip slip away from your ear holes. Urinals: Do you use them? Nate sure as heck doesn't. He has what the Mayo clinic would describe as "Bashful Bladder Syndrome". Germaphobia, Bill and Ted, and...

The boys riff for a while on being two news anchors. One is a call back to a 2am wake up (Chuck Bilchman) Nate had, the other, a new character (also 2am wake up) added to the roster of fellow gooners named Tucked Snugly. Thin napkins, cankles on wheels, diction, and the tight five (as always) make an appearance. An infamous story among friends is retold regarding a man, a bathroom, 2 rolls of toil...

It's finally here. The episode you have all been waiting for! Mitch has finally finished The Sopranos. This TV show has potentially changed our lives forever in the best way possible. We don't do it any justice, but trust us when we say, this show is a must watch. Spoilers are present in this episode so beware!  Other pressing matters are also present in this episode such as the legendary "Lip" li...

On the 9th episode of Nate and Mitch are Friends, Nate talks about a science experiment he recently did with a bunch of White Claws by mixing all of box 1's flavors into one chugging boot (similar to our friend BadlandsChugs). OH! Another Sopranos reference or two are sprinkled throughout this hour and a half. Don't worry, the full breakdown episode is just over the horizon! If we take the word "a...

On this thrilling episode of Nate and Mitch are Friends, the boys start this pleasant conversation by discussing Nate's pale skin tone. It's so pale and frail, in fact, that he has had second degree burns just from the sun on more than one occasion! A relic lost to time, the video rental store, is discussed for a short period of time before drastically switching gears to a deep dive into Limp Bizk...

Nate and Mitch are Friends. That's our guarantee! Today begins with some quick presidential impressions. How long does Obama have to wait until Bill allows him to get home to Michelle? The outro track is discussed although, we didn't know what it would become at the time of recording. 400lb men would definitely be more agile than most while wearing a Hawaiian shirt completely unbuttoned. What's be...

On this episode of Bait-and-Switch Orphans, a jelly jar of whiskey is the beverage of choice for this evenings discussion between Nate and Mitch. Reminiscent stories of an evening where pint glasses full of Jack were distributed and consumed leading to a morning full of calm pukes, a soft vom, if you will. Some jokes aren't meant to be told, but how do we know unless we try? Which brings us to a f...

 In this all new hour of chatting, we discuss Adam Sandler films and whether nostalgia plays a factor into how much we enjoyed said movies vs. how good they truly are. A new adlib for hip hop is discovered (Goon Cave Money). Nate and Mitch talk about anime and a few of their favorites. The Sopranos saga continues as Mitch works his way through the various seasons. Mitch's take on "Compliments to t...

Today on Nate and Mitch are Friends, the boys talk about a major life change for Nate. He's been called "daddy" for most of his life, but now there's a real reason for it. Nate's child has been born into the world! Pro Tip: Corbin Bleu's "Push It to the Limit" should be on full blast while in the operating room. This episode also brings the beginnings of The Sopranos being part of weekly discussio...

On this episode of Nate and Mitch are Friends, Nate almost throws up at the thought of mayo while Mitch feels like he could eat spoonfuls of the oily and eggy condiment with hopes of a world record attempt. An idea for a segment pops up which leads to a slight discussion on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. The ghostly visage of Jason Momoa appears on an abandoned TV screen Mitch stumbled upon. Tal...