My Therapist Ghosted Me

Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM live show kicked off... Joanne has entered her angry phase and Vogue has some serious worries about robots taking over. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ir...

Una Healy joins Vogue and Joanne to tell her long-awaited side of the story, following the whole "throuple" thing... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information...

You join Vogue & Joanne live from Doobs (Dubai)... To give you an idea of the situation, Joanne was hungover and Vogue was 3 coffees deep when they hit record... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websi...

There are a couple of corking emails this week, as well as an orgasm at a classical music concert... What more could you ask for?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For mo...

Fresh from their shows at The London Palladium, Vogue & Joanne discuss celebrating a milestone birthday in the sky, Eurovision and the reason why interviewing someone is harder than you might think! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The...

Not only are there plenty of emails to get through, but there's also the small matter of Nicolas Cage and his childhood memories, his pet snakes and the reason he doesn't eat pork... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to chec...

They're back! Not just back with the podcast, but back, FINALLY, in the same hemisphere, in the same time zone and in the SAME ROOM! They have tons to catch up on and the UK tour has begun! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember...

Only one more week until MTGM returns for real. Meanwhile, here are some fave clips from the archives! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne'...

It's time for another dive into the MTGM archives for some of the highlights! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.jo...

Before they check out (only for 2 weeks!) and get ready for the UK leg of MTGM on tour, V&J have a hat-trick of BANANAS emails that they have to get through... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue website...

With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but not before they've discussed a Virgin Mary statue with questionable qualities, a racy episode of Teletubbies and the reason why AI might not take their jobs just yet. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/leg...

This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do you know your bestie" quiz and an absolute adonis has got back in touch with a listener... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember...

Joanne is feeling very out of the loop in her Australian timezone nightmare, but has plenty to say about 19th century London, whilst Vogue reviews her April Fools trick and is knocked hard by a new Guinness World Record. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in...

Vogue's asking a question that Joanne would do well to get right, but what has changed?? Plus a shady lad with a thirsty Insta and a witch man... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticke...

In the last few weeks, Joanne's been changed timezones more than she can cope... Back at home, Vogue had a spat over her morning coffee and there's plenty else to discuss, including Harry Styles, Gwyneth Paltrow & another awkward conversation about jumpsuits... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/le...

On the board for extra discussions this week... An unusual discovery in an airport toilet, (not) dancing boyfriends and Joanne's earlobes... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmast...

This week, Vogue bumped into someone she hoped she'd never see again and Joanne went to the beach but didn't swim in the sea (although she did do something else in it...) If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue...

So, Joanne is 100% not over the Australian jet-lag yet... That's the first thing. Plus, Vogue has questions about Joanne's nails and the emails take us down a very familiar path.... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's...

Joanne is down under, in the future with dodgy wifi and even dodgier mayo and Vogue's on the bathroom floor with Alan? Plus, raging hangovers, Ostriches, green screen tan, Vogue's trotters on the Daily Mail, Oscars goss and orgasms in your sleep. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue webs...

Vogue's got her way and we're discussing celebritah-ahahs: the cliff notes of the Selena/Hailey fued, Liam Hemsworth and Miley and a sprinkling of Avril Lavigne. Plus, wanking into kettles, autocorrect fails and a big old debate surrounding an aubergine. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the ve...

When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you strap a dog into a car? When is scoring your cousin a grey area? All these questions and more are answered..ish in this week's episode. Plus taking Gearoid out with a grape, lunch breaks, the ancient Greeks and more. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is go...

Celeb feuds, 'Hey Hun' mates and front bottoms are just some of the topics we hit in this week's bonus. Plus if you've ever flirted with Vogue, please do let us know. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just vis...

This week Gigi is obsessed with Mummy's mouse, Joanne's after a discount and a blue plaque from Brown Thomas after becoming a woman there, the girls are too wrecked to ride, we're chatting nepo babies, deinfluencing crocs and the fella found breastfeeding at his own wedding. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Rem...

Joanne might get stuck in the Isle of Mann and have to scuba back for the Gaiety, but for now we've your emails. We're chatting weddings, jealousy when your fella's on holiday and road rage. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about...

We've started our run at the Gaiety, and it's very exciting but not as exciting as Vogue's outing to the BAFTAs. Meanwhile, Joanne's playing golf, people are escaping prison dressed as sheep, we want plates and what is a sitzpinkler?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well...