My So Called Mess

Rachel talks about Friday Night Lights, medicine side-effects, cooking something, kittens, dogs, television actors, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about online anxiety meds, getting picked up at the airport, black cars, hotels, sex, pools not being open, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about doing things, hanging keys on the gym wall, Twilight, no kink shaming, French words, neighbors, manifesting, and some other stuff..

Rachel talks about television, sliced meat, nextdoor, custom dildos, nipple piercing, clit surgery, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about flying, masks, brisket, meats, texts, apps, tictok, surgery, soap, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about thruples, Long John Slivers, smoking, Charthouse, lawn mowing, Tyler Perry, and unlimited fried clams.

Rachel talks about answering machines, dentists, daddies, plumbing issues, porn with your parents, mansplaining, flea markets, candles, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about aliens, anal probes, magnets, ants, murderers, popovers, bread, gas, and some other things.

Rachel talks about eating meat, jerky, talking to people at playgrounds, movies, tennis skirts, big bread, outside noises, getting lots of DMs, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about shaving balls, sex cards, sex books, coffee beans, phrases, kermit the frog, Brian Henson, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about icebreakers, bagels, racism, freezing poop, the vaccine, mandatory suggestions, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about burgers, protein, throat babies, a stripper tennis movie, field trips, airplanes, sex coaching, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about gravity, weddings, living on the coast, mortgages, Lithuania, CBD, breaking glass, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about birds, chairs, kidnapping, car jacking, dildos catching fire, film theory, elevators, and some other stuff...

Rachel talks about anxiety, Porkys, sex toys, watching old movies to fall asleep, patio furniture, religious summer camp, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about acid rain, Amy Poehler, Sandlot, sexting lessons, fixing a table, doing something on zoom you have never done before, throwing away underwear, dildo necklaces, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about a dating app for people who want to have sex with cowboys, candy glass window parties, Keegan-Michael Key, teabagging, milkbagging, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about cool words, vitamin water, bottled water, nail polish, Valentines Day, flowers, life coaching, laughing, and figlifecoaching.com

Rachel talks about small particles, Screech, video chat sex, composting, blowing out birthday candles, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about manifesting, meditation, writing on the back of paper, journals, having the same dream, WD-40, and straws.

Rachel talks about the inauguration, turkeys, blankets, dreams, sex dreams, lucid dreams, sleep paralysis, etc.

Rachel talks about bondage rope burns, dirty talking ghosts, terrible segues, blowjobs for groceries, packages, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about testing sex toys, daddy panties, bagels, reusing condoms, eating inside restaurants. Eddie was thinking of the name Darren and was wrong.

Rachel talks about professionalism, getting a desk, being too late for webcams, saltines, Lil' Jon, being on your phone while watching TV, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about surgery, air fryers, tater tots, vegan food, binders, mons plural, potato salad and some other stuff.