My Sister Made Me View It : Roswell 1999

It’s time for a little self-care…via Sin City. Michael bankrolls a field trip to Las Vegas, Megan ALMOST makes it an ENTIRE episode getting everyone’s names correct, Liz fights off deja vu, and no other movie has EVER taken place in Vegas.

Emily is gone. Dead. Fininto. And it’s all Meg’s fault. But the show must go on, and on it goes. Laurie is in trouble, as are our good, good boys: Alex and Kyle. And we have a guest on podcast this week: Jane weighs in on rich people’s taste.

Meg forgot everything between watching the episode and recording it so let me fill y’all in - Laurie, Maria, and Michael go on a reluctant road-trip, Liz is kidnapped…sorta, and the not-Sheriff does some arts and crafts around the house.

It’s the Roswell musical episode according to Megan. Join us for (potentially too many) Les Miz spoofs and goofs. We also invite you to write in…about a lot of things. And it’s the age old question: blue or green. (Also the sheriff has a BAD TIME.)

Welcome back to Roswell! This week Isabel dreamwalks with some sinister results and there's a kidnapping, no there's not...wait, YES THERE IS! Also, poll - do we or DON'T we want to eat at Senor Chow's?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like...MURDER? At least that's what Dick the Ghost is accusing Max of this week. Join us for a beautiful stroll through the holiday season in Roswell, New Mexico where we have hallucinations, adorable children pageants, and a true Christmas miracle. It's the holidays, folks! Anything goes!

We get to finish up the cliffhanger from last week! Max has no chill, Lonnie is our QUEEN, and could Liz's connection with Max be the start of a whole new set of problems?

Join us as we watch Roswell: 1999 Season 2 Episode 8. Here we meet the second set of teen aliens. Are we rooting for them or the OG’s? Spoiler alert…Only ONE person dies in the episode.

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 7 Wipeout! Kyle and the Sheriff TRY to have a NICE DAY, but the stupid Skins show up AND RUIN EVERYTHING. The kids find themselves on their own, Max is betrayed by EVERYONE, and Tess takes a SERIOUS level-up.

Much to everyone’s shock, Congresswoman Whitaker is dead. I mean, WE already knew that. But now so does the world. Half the gang goes to investigate and ends up in a very creepy town. Isabel finds a kindred spirit in Whitaker’s brother, or DOES SHE?

ACTUAL TIME TRAVEL HAPPENS in this, Emily’s FAVORITE, episode! Hot hunk of burning love Max from the future journeys to the past and asks the impossible of Liz. Megan is absolutely disgusted by….lotion. And do we now ship Liz and Kyle? Noooo? Maybe?

It’s…time…for time travel? But not really. But we do get a blast from the past! Micheal learns more about the night of the OG Roswell crash from someone who was actually there! WAS it a weather balloon? Was Liz Parker’s grandfather involved? Come join us for handsome WW11 soldiers, frames within a frame, and of COURSE, plucky gal reporters!

It's time to throw a surprise party for Isabel...and not Max? Her own twin? Congresswoman Whitaker invites herself along...to meet her constituents of course, so it's not weird she's crashing a teen girl's party. Tess is missing. Oh nooooooo. Saaaaave heeeeer. And the Sheriff does his part to save on his electric bill.

Welcome back! In this Roswell 1999 episode we dive DEEP into 2000’s nostalgia: The CD holder. The Valenti’s have a new houseguest. We find out who stole Michael’s haircut. Isabel is down for….murder? And your hosts play: What Kind of Dog Would They Be? Good Times ALL AROUND!

WOOHOO! WE’VE ARRIVED AT SEASON TWO! Let’s see what kind of consequences come from KILLING A DUDE! Liz is back in town AND HASN’T TOLD MAX??? Also, y’all better listen to Meg teach you how to hide a murdered body if you want to stay one step ahead of Deputy Hanson!

We spend this week’s episode gearing up for SEASON 2 while exploring all of Meg’s Season 1 guesses, theories, and of course bemoan the lack of KYLE in Season 1. We were ROBBED I tell you, ROBBED!

MUCH to Meg’s delight…WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF ROSWELL SEASON 1! Michael FINALLY gets to fulfill his dream of killing someone, KYLE IS BACK, and Liz is OBVI MVP. You go girl!

Poor Max is being held at a secret FBI facility where we find out that…Wow. Pierce is BAD at his job. Like….REAL Bad at his job. Michael, Isabel, and Tess charge in sans plan, and Liz reaches out to form an alliance.

Join the sisters as they watch Roswell Season 1 Episode 20: Max to the Max. The alien pregnancy is STILL A THING? Is Tess on our side? And Meg's biggest shock of the episode was disguised as a continuity error.

Megan's most heinous prophecy comes to pass. Was Tess ever the victim of a vivisection?! What was your most emotional dream connection? Many dominoes are thrown into our faces to prepare for the finale--let's hope Meg enjoys it more than she did this episode!

Meg and Emily are BETRAYED we tell you. ABSOLUTELY BETRAYED. First, there was NO KYLE in this episode, THEN Isabel is FORBIDDEN from making FRIENDS? AND MICHAEL GOES TO MAX FOR ROMANTIC ADVICE? WHAT? IS? HAPPENING?

Roswell Season 1 Episode 16 covers ALL the normal teenage milestones: Glowing hickies, seeing visions, and digging up alien egg babies in the desert?!?! (ALSO, WHEN IS KYLE'S TIME TO SHINE?)

Today we cover Roswell Season 1 Episode 15: Independence Day. Michael’s life is garbage as per usual and everyone thinks it’s his fault. Kyle is nowhere to be seen but his dad sure is. Maria and her mom’s relationship is goals and Liz and Max are still waiting on that DTR.

Friends! Welcome back to the Roswell Season 1 Episode 14 recap of Blind Date. Liz gets signed up for a blind date she DOES NOT WANT, Michael is DONE with everyone's nonsense, Maria Girlbosses her way to becoming the lead singer in Alex's band, and Kyle extends a beer soaked olive branch.

Emily and Meg watch Roswell Season 1 Episode 13: The Convention. Remember, it’s not creepy if you KNOW they’re watching you, here we stan Meg’s co-worker: Jonathan Frakes, and the Sheriff FINALLY GETS YELLED AT.