Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

This episode goes WILD. We start with Emily's story about her MAGA QAnon relatives living next door to the local Democratic Party leader - and things escalate FAST when her uncle starts literally listening at windows. Then we dive deep into why Americans can't stop fighting about politics (spoiler: we're all exhausting). But the REAL drama hits when a listener shares his terrifying hom...

Two mind-bending stories that'll make you question everything: A man tries mushrooms and suddenly believes he met God, completely shifting from atheist to believer. But should he join a church now? Plus, someone accidentally discovers their brother has been living a lie his entire life - his dad isn't actually his biological father. Then Mike and Dylan dive deep into the brutal medieval st...

The chaos is just beginning. A listener shares how a PlayStation browser mistake earned him the nickname "Gary Pornhub" in front of his friend's fiancé. But that's nothing compared to what comes next... Ricky from Oklahoma drops a BOMBSHELL confession about his brother's ex-wife that will leave you speechless. Then we dive into the most unhinged neighbor story ever - meet Sha...

Mike and Dylan discuss the 2018 incident involving Richard Russell, who took an unauthorized flight from Seattle-Tacoma Airport. The hosts read from Wikipedia articles and discuss the events, police response, and broader social commentary. The conversation also covers the 1966 University of Texas tower shooting and various political and social topics. Content Warning: This episode contains discuss...

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Mike and Dylan tackle some of their wildest listener submissions yet. From late-night gas station confrontations to suspected drug relapses, this episode has everything. Plus, find out how their podcast accidentally ruined someone's work commute good deed and made someone start biking to avoid the hosts! TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 Opening & 48-Hour Film Festival Plans 00:08:10 AITA: Punching a C...

Mike and Dylan dive into their first themed episode featuring the wildest love stories you've ever heard. From a Reddit mob attack over trying to save someone's life, to a woman whose teddy bear necklace contained her deceased child's ashes - this episode has everything. Listen as they break down handcuff disasters requiring bolt cutters, outdoor hookups gone wrong, and the legendary &...

Mike and Dylan tackle some heavy relationship questions this week! From decoding mixed signals with a coworker to finding purpose when everything seems perfect, this episode dives into the real stuff that keeps you up at night. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - Episode intro 00:03:24 - "Decode This Man" - Office romance listener submission 00:09:17 - Shane's parking lot confrontation story 00:2...

Mike and Dylan tackle workplace nose candy drama, petty neighbor disputes, and dive deep into why modern society has killed childhood magic. When a listener discovers their coworker is doing drugs on company time AND making them drive dangerous equipment, the guys don't hold back on what needs to happen. Plus, a neighbor's contradictory dog yard signs spark a hilarious discussion about law...

Mike and Dylan dive deep into a warehouse manager's impossible choice between doubling his salary or keeping precious family time. Plus, the most awkward bedroom stories you've ever heard and why certain movies make grown men cry. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 Opening & YouTube's Cussing Rules 00:03:45 Food Wars: White People & Seasoning Drama 00:12:00 ADVICE: Should I Take Double Pay B...

When your girlfriend's "best friend" used to share her bed and now they have matching long-distance bracelets that buzz when they think about each other... Houston, we have a problem. Mike and Dylan tackle this relationship red flag plus an oil field worker who literally hit his coworker with a wrench for safety violations. This episode gets REAL about boundaries, workplace justice,...

Mike and Dylan talk about life, love and....honestly nothing....FOR 2 HOURS WITHOUT THEIR MICs PLUGGED IN. They have to post it. All the ABSOLUTE GOLD and HILARIOUS STORIES can't be lost to time. Tired of dark episodes, Dylan told Mike to "SEND IT, FAT BOY! Just give it a funny name". And Mike will! MADHD is a podcast where ADHD is the guest and the utter lack of controlling it is th...

This one starts with a bang — or maybe a badly handled siege. Mike and Dylan open the episode fired up after watching a Ruby Ridge documentary, diving headfirst into how government “oopsies” never seem to end in consequences for them, but will absolutely get you hunted down if you slip up. From the botched standoff to media-fueled fear tactics, they unpack how loaded language (“weapons of mass des...

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Farmer working 16-hour days for $3/hour asks if he should abandon his family's 1837 homestead. Mike's advice? "Put it all on black." Meanwhile, should you warn your sister's rich boyfriend she's toxic? Plus Mike's smoking journey and Dylan's salvia confessions. This episode hits DIFFERENT. From conspiracy theories about agricultural consolidation to hilarious stor...

The most unhinged episode yet... Y'all specifically asked for it so deal with it. We dive deep into conspiracies, internet culture, and personal struggles. This episode features raw discussions about AI conspiracies, internet culture wars, personal struggles with addiction, and the boundaries of comedy. Mike shares his journey quitting smoking while Dylan questions everything about modern inte...

The most explosive episode yet! From hidden STDs to career transformations, Mike and Dylan tackle listener stories that'll leave you speechless. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - Limp Bizkit Copyright Chaos 00:06:00 - Job Choices: Warehouse vs Dealership 00:13:00 - Wife's 5-Year Herpes Secret (SHOCKING) 00:24:00 - Jimmy Dean's Transgender Date Update 00:33:00 - Dealing with Soul-Crushing Jobs 00:...

4 days nicotine-free and barely functioning, Mike and Dylan still managed to give brutal relationship advice to struggling listeners. From lazy baby daddies to money-hungry in-laws – no topic is off limits. Raw, honest, and definitely not PC.00:00:00 - Smoking Withdrawal Horror Stories TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:00 - Storm Survival Without Headlights 00:14:00 - Art World vs Working Class D...

Mike and Dylan dive into the wildest AITA (Am I The Asshole) stories submitted by listeners, covering everything from marriage betrayal to career decisions. This episode tackles the tough questions: When is divorce justified? Is trade school really worth it? And how do you handle toxic friendships? Key Stories Covered: Divorcing after discovering husband's secret child and affairs Father wanti...

Two guys who've been through hell share the raw truth about men's mental health that nobody wants to discuss. Mike opens up about his struggle with prescription addiction, financial stress, and the broken refrigerator that taught him everything about perseverance. This isn't your typical self-help BS - it's real talk about depression, suicide statistics, and why 75% of male suicide...