Mid Flight Brawl

This week, a Jet2 passenger goes full feral at 38,000 feet—screaming, spitting, and kicking off like Ryanair was running a UFC event. ------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two...

This week, heading back from Tenerife to Liverpool, our protagonist can't keep her hands off her duty free... ------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Hobart - Au...

This week, another lose unit, this time in the departure lounge.... _______ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Gre...

In this week's ep, a mother and son kick off on the way back to..... wait for it.... Manchester.. _______ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) --------...

In this week's episode, an English gardener abuses the crew and elderly passengers. ------------------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap) -----------...

This week, a production assitant with a chip on her shoulder gets unruly. ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more g...

On a TUI flight to Türkiye, and female passenger offers some "inflight service" to a male passenger... ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! Extra seats...

This week, a Karen goes off, spitting, punching and scratching at a passanger, all because she doesn't know her history of racism... (oh and Garry with 2 R's the researcher, cops a few good blows too) ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. S...

This week, two electricians arc up on a flight from Manchester to Mexico... ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! Extra seats available for Melbourne! M...

This week we're in Nashville with a space cadet Karen from Scotland. (Rad here - stay tuned at the end to hear Cody lose his shit over Heggie's internet connection from the 90's) ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before...

This week, flying just a little high and pissing on a plane seat... what could possibly go wrong.. ---------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with our Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! MELBOURNE - APR 5 - Bourke St Comedy Club...

As the title suggests, this week we share the charming ways of a real live Chad from the south of OOsa.. --------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. BrisVegas is next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see y...

This week, another wanker that thinks he's better than everyone else, especially at being racist. --------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne. Sydney & BrisVegas are next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get...

Another week, another drunk Karen pissing herself at the airport.  An “Executive Platinum Person” (her words) doesn’t make her flight after “2 vodkas in the lounge”. Berating cops dick sizes, jokes gone wrong, hitting staff, public urination…this has it all! Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne. Sydney & BrisVegas are next m...

Another week, another drunk British mother in the sky. The boys are back with another story from the famous Beautician Triangle area. Turkey-yay to Manchester.  Four wines down, fake teeth and her Dad apparently has a very important job. Is this lady invincible? Find out on this week’s MFB. ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!   -----------------------...

Episode 250. They said we'd never make it. Our last live show for the year with classic sky grubbery from a few Rock and Rollers. A huge thanks to the Patrons for keeping the lights on at MFBHQ. Merry Kwismas from the MFB crew. Here's to a great 2025 because you know air biffs will keep flying in! ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!   ---------------------...

Another week, another dad doing sky pingas. An American man decides that while Disneyland with his daughter has been fun, ecstasy on the flight home will be even better. He was wrong.  Cody got hit up for drugs in Thailand, Heggie has a new favourite person and they try to figure out if a GoFundMe is needed for one of the boooiiizz. ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck...

Action packed MFB this week. A bloke offers candy to a kid. The Welsh are all beautiful people, including Tom Jones, obviously. And romance is far from dead. Thanks for listening. My name is Nick Cody, and I’m an irredeemable dropkick. ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI) Get his book,...

Another week, another grub in the air.  A Slap fighter goes off in this week's ep. ----------------------------------- OVER 50% SOLD! MELBOURNE NOVEMBER 22: Last Live show of 2024! Tickets Here! Heggie's tour "GROGAN" is on the road again! Whole lot of dates just added! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), AND NOW AN...

SPIRIT AIRLINES AIN’T HOLY. A lunatic live broadcasts herself getting booted from a plane. Cussing, screaming, commentating. An absolute punish. Cody is off on a red carpet somewhere so I’m in charge of blurbs. I don’t know how long they usually are. Never seen one. But that’ll do me. I’m busy. ----------------------------------- MELBOURNE NOVEMBER 22: Last Live show of 2024! Tickets Here! Heggie'...

As part of the Caxton Comedy Festival. Smoking on planes, with special guest and real life plane smoker Dave Eastgate, who participates good naturally in a grim This is Your Life. ----------------------------------- Heggie's tour "GROGAN" is on the road again! Whole lot of dates just added! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (di...

Another week, another “Cash is King” incident in the sky.  A Michigan sheet metal worker almost takes a plane down over a payment policy.  BRISBANE!  You sold out the first show at the CAXTON STREET COMEDY FESTIVAL  so quickly, that we've added a 2nd (and final) show. October 19 - 3:15pm Thanks to everyone that came out to shows in Sydney, Newy & Canberra! Adelaide & Ta...

Another week, another bunch of Kiwis kicking off in the sky. This episode, we go to the Land of the Long White Cloud and have a look at the grubs in the planes flying around it. Three stories, one show. Lets go. BRISBANE!  You sold out the first show at the CAXTON STREET COMEDY FESTIVAL  so quickly, that we've added a 2nd (and final) show. October 19 - 3:15pm Thanks to everyone that came...

Another week, another man threatening decapitation in the sky. Heggie learns about ab implants, a Perth man with interesting teeth cops a massive fine and what happens when a sky criminal attacks themself first. BRISBANE!  You sold out the first show at the CAXTON STREET COMEDY FESTIVAL  so quickly, that we've added a 2nd (and final) show. October 19 - 3:15pm Thanks to everyone that came...

Another week, another couple of wrestling aficionados in the air. The boys cover two insane stories of some boys and their bodyslams in the sky. BRISBANE!  You sold out the first show at the CAXTON STREET COMEDY FESTIVAL  so quickly, that we've added a 2nd (and final) show. October 19 - 3:15pm Thanks to everyone that came out to shows in Sydney, Newy & Canberra! Adelaide & Tassie...