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I volunteer to appear as a character witness against Jax Taylor in whatever trial he winds up in down the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shante makes bad decisions, Tyler is fully delusional, Lino and Alexa are boring as hell, and Grant has lost touch with reality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grant is a sadsack, Shante is a doormat, Lino's best friend is a stranger, and Tayler has realistic expectations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion gets dumped, Alexa and Lino are still boring, Tyler likes the taste of mud, and Ashley and Danny understand what to do on a pottery date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shante is deep in denial, Tayler lives by an arbitrary set of rules, Alexa and Lino are back on the show, and Grant talks a big game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion is delusional, Ashley finally makes out with Danny, Tayler is unmoved by Case's return, and Alexa and Lino have vanished. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion is gross, Ashley is fed up, Tayler needs therapy, and Alexa and Lino are basically extras. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion is gross, Lino is clueless, Grant doesn't understand what night vision is, and we're all very frustrated on Kay's behalf. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grant has no game, Brion remains disgusting, Lino has an outsized sense of self, and Tayler can't dress. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Courtney licks all the skin off of Brion's neck, Grant doesn't know how a toilet seat works, Alexa receives a sad lapdance, and Tayler wears the blanket from Roseanne. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayler and Tyler will be unreasonably confusing, Lino is a Looney Tunes character, Shante is going to be emotionally devastated, Grant's backstory is befuddling, and Mark Wahlberg's veneers are wearing veneers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While Brian is recovering from back surgery, Kim sits down with the one and only Queen Karla to talk about the "Where are they Now" episode and talk about some behind-the-scenes details from this season Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David and Madison are dressed for prom in 2002, Ike has another absurd hat, Juan's bowtie is made of hickory, Allen is a saint, Michelle has had a complete glowup, and Thomas and Camille are in boring wedded bliss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Juan needs a friend, Karla smells a rat, David and Madison don't fool anyone, Emem has a broken picker, and Allen has been exploring his urges. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Karla remains the queen, Thomas brings a prop, Dave looks like 1993 Suge Knight, Madison looks like a clown, and Emem salts the earth where Ikechi once stood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emem ethers Ikechi, Karla tries out for the Harlem Globetrotters, Thomas and Camille plan a sex date after decision day, David turns his life into a rom-com, and Madison has some nerve. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Juan and Karla hold a campfire singalong, Thomas and Camille talk babies in the hot tub, Michelle gets hired by the CIA, David and Camille are horrible actors, and Emem swoops in to save Allen from himself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David invents a woman named Tiffany, Michelle creeps in the house like a cat burglar, Juan pretends to care about tarot, Thomas can't read Camille, and Ikechi falls flat on his face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ikechi goes missing, David's lie collapses, Allen puts his foot in his mouth, Camille and Thomas make a porno, and Karla and Juan have a very awkward threesome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Kim is out of town so Tayne from the Altar Call podcast is guest hosting! Allen and Madison play dueling traumas, infant Juan escapes a kidnapping, Ikechi has some nerve, Camille and Thomas' birth mother do tequila shots, and David is The World's Worst Liar™ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allen gets fed up, Karla and Juan have a series of business meetings, Camille and Thomas remain cute, David gets a makeover, and Emem is a glutton for punishment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thomas pulls all of his muscles, Allen and Madison host their own live reaction show, Michelle lies about trying, Juan's job is an enigma, and Ikechi's got some damn nerve. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luann is in her love bubble, Ramona's eyes have never been bigger, Tinsley is barely there, Dorinda makes it nice, Carole is a pioneer woman, and Bethenny MENTIONS IT ALL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We didn't want to leave you hanging with no episode this week, so we hopped into the time machine and went back to season 3 of New Jersey. Teresa deals with a useless husband on Christmas morning, Kathy gets the sweetest gift in the history of humanity, Jackie regrets raising a terrible daughter, Caroline wears her pajamas for Christmas Eve dinner, and Melissa pairs a Rolex with Steve Madden heels...

David gets his brows done, Juan goes on a 30-mile bike ride to get away from Karla, Thomas and Camille knock boots, Madison pretends to be turned on by Allen, and Ikechi continues to be The Worst™ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices