Lunchbox Envy

What is a Pumpkin Spice Latte really made of? How do you you sail a pumpkin? Who was Stingy Jack? Happy Halloween! 

Why would you want a mushroom to eat you? Which country has specially-trained mushroom chemists? Was Jesus actually a mushroom? 

Who was the original King of Cool? Where are the world's dirtiest fridges? How are you using your fridge wrong?

Did a digestive break up The Beatles? Are you chomping on your Hobnobs upside down? What biscuits were on offer in the Titanic lifeboats?

How did herring nearly start World War 3? When did fish have fingers? Is there such a thing as a fish? (Yes, and it's delicious).

How can a movie be spoiled by an apple? When do apples break the sound barrier? Why are some apples better for cooking with?

What is that scum on the top of your tea? Why were the first automatic tea-making contraptions so dangerous? Are you a MIFFY or a TIFFY?

How did squirrels help invent the microwave? Why don't ants mind microwaves? What's the big problem with microwave clocks? Dedicated to Nigella <3

Why shouldn't you tilt your glass when you pour a pint? Which city has an underground beer pipeline? Why did the Ancient Egyptians drink their beer through straws? 

What’s the saltiest place on Earth? How can salt win a war? And why does some salt taste like egg?!

How do they put the holes in swiss cheese? Who eats the world's hardest cheese? Why would you put Parmesan in a bank?

Which 12-year-old boy do we have to thank for all the vanilla we have today? What links vanilla to a beaver's anus? What hack lets you use your vanilla pods more than once?

How did butter cause the Catholic Reformation? Where does extra-yellow butter come from? Who wants a buttershag?

Why would you eat a cotton wool sandwich? What is an earth sandwich made of? Who once ate a $275 sandwich containing over 8000 calories? 

What on earth is a Piecaken? Why are some croissants curvy and some straight? Which pastry was invented by a literal idiot?  With special guest Edd Kimber. 

What does the opposite of a strawberry taste like? Who liked to bathe in strawberry juice? What have strawberries got to do with a beaver's anal glands?

Happy Wimbledon everyone! Who's got room for an extra-creamy second helping this week? 

When is Dairy Milk not chocolate? Whose chocolate taste like vomit? Where can you use KitKats as postcards?

Why would you tattoo an avocado? Which bird has to vomit up the avocado stone before it can fly? How did avocados spark a row between Sainsbury's and M&S?

Who paid their rent in pizza? Where would you need a 3D-printed pizza? How do you make pizza with beer? 

What did we use olives for before we ate them? What is the SPF of olive oil? Why should Americans be suspicious of Italian olive oil?

How do you milk a potato? Can you survive on a potato-only diet? Why do potatoes make daughters-in-law cry? 

Does alcohol actually burn off when you cook with wine? Does more expensive wine actually taste better? How do you take communion in outer space?

Which is the wrong direction to cut onions in? How did Viking doctors use onions to save lives on the operating table? Why do capuchin monkeys go wild over onions?

Why might your lemon not be vegan? How does a lemon affect your empathy? Who used lemons as a contraceptive?